Goblin War Songs


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Could anyone help me with some Goblin War Songs. Something a group of Goblins would chant about when they are attacking. Any ideas would be helpful. And the trump to an idea is the actual words they would use. I have thought about it and haven't come up with anything. I cannot seem to channel my inner lyrical Goblin.
Thank you in advance


Go look through the We Be Goblins and We Be Goblins Too adventures. They have multiple songs you can read and get a feel for. You could probably even reuse some of them straight.


I would have to modify them since one of my players has run those two modules. But thank you.


Check this thread out. Lots of good stuff.


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Crush, smack! Whip, crack!
Smash, grab! Pinch, nab!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! My lad!

The black crack! The back crack!
The black crack! The back crack!
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! My lad!

Goblins quaff, and Goblins beat
Goblins laugh, and Goblins bleat
Batter, jabber, whip and hammer, hooo!
Yo go, my lad!
Ho, ho my lad!

Below, my lad!
Ho, ho! My lad!

The black crack! The back crack!
The black crack! The back crack!
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! My lad!


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Where there's a whip,

There's a way! Where there's a whip,

There's a way! Where there's a whip,

We don't want to go to War today, but the Lord of the Lash says, "Nay, nay, nay"!

We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!

For where there's a whip, there's a way!

Where there's a whip, there's a way!

For where there's a whip,

There is a whip, there's a way, left, right, left right, left!

Where there's a whip there's a way!

Left, right!

A crack on the back, says we're gonna fight!

We're gonna march all day and night!

And more, For we are the slaves of the Dark Lord's War!

Left, right, left, right!

Where there's a way

Where there's a whip

There's a way. Where there's a whip,

We don't want to go to war today, But the Lord of The Lash says, nay nay, nay!

We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!

For where there's a whip there's a way!

Left, right, left, right, left, right

Left, right, left, right, left, right

Left, right, left, right, left, right

Left, right, left, right, left, right

Left, right, left, right, left, right


Hacking Tolkien shame shame. That was to be my last resort unless I can come up with a reason for a very fat Goblin.


And that thread is lovely blahpers

Grand Lodge

Deaths Adorable Apprentice wrote:
Hacking Tolkien shame shame. That was to be my last resort unless I can come up with a reason for a very fat Goblin.

Uh, it's a shame not to.

Great games steal, like mad.

Trying to be completely original, all the time, is an act in futility.

This is exactly the place where everyone should feel free to, and even encouraged, to steal.


If I get a chance I will use these songs, simply for the look on their faces. I have to many Tolkien fans and they would assume what is going to happen, wither they are right or wrong.

Grand Lodge

Check out World Without Sunday's cover of "Where there's a whip".

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