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The idea of the game:

Take know spells and customize them to counter and defeat the poster above you.

I shall begin the game with:

Summon Original Posters Ally
This spell protects the original poster from sarcasm and witty remarks for 1 hour per level.

Scarab Sages

Inflict Serious Criticism: Smites the target with a direct, humorless, deadpan, dead-on rebuke of their most grave personal failings.

Liberty's Edge

Mireball: Create a large ball of mud , which falls over a 10ft. square area.


Mordenkainen's Derailment: shift topic to something unrelated to the original.


Godwins Law: Compare something inappropriate to Hitler.

Scarab Sages

Godwin's Flaw: Compare something to Hitler/Nazis/fascism that rightly deserves to be compared to it.


Godwin's Sweet Emotion
Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion is played to drown out Hitler/Nazis/fascism comments


Rary's Mimetic Enhancer: A popular bit of formulaic internet humor modified to be appropriate to RPGs.


Protection from Elvis: What it says on the tin.

Scarab Sages

Muzak of the Spheres: Assaults targets in area with extraterrestrial elevator music.

Remember, folks: Our posts are supposed to 'counter' the post above us somehow.


Local Ordinance
Target: Noise Maker
component: 1 police officer
Silence all noise pollution in a 60ft. radius


Mordenkainen's Dysfunction: The Police Officer component of Local Ordinance becomes impotent, and the spell looses power.

Scarab Sages

Bind Lawyer

Noise pollution is now a felony offense.


Protection from Lawyers

Noise pollution becomes an unprosecutable crime, like eating ice cream on a horse on Sunday and the like.


Aaaaand Scene.

Detect Emus: Locate any flightless birds in the area.


Feast of Thanksgiving

+2 pant size and flightless birds are non-detectable.


Tasteful Polymorph

Turns one target into a flightless bird.

Scarab Sages

Fly: Helps youuu! Helps yooouuuuu!!!


Delicious Aim: adds +4 bonus to hit with missile weapons vs. animals or unicorns.


Elminsters Amazing Plate
Target paper plate can hold 37lbs for food.


Greasy
Up to 36lbs of food slide off of any plates in a 12ft area.


Enlarge

Upsize any meal for 99 cents


Mordenkainen's Faithful Houn-Hey! That was my lunch!

Summons a spectral dog who suddenly wolfs down your meal during the split second you're not looking.

Scarab Sages

Power Word, Bad: Makes 1 creature ashamed of itself, with no saving throw.


Glyph of Internet Shaming

Posts picture of said phantom animal with a sign saying "I steal my master magically created food and I'm Power Word Bad."


Quickened Extended Empowered Sympathy

Scarab Sages

Spite.


Friendzone

Put target male or female in a friend zone. He or she may no leave the friend zone unless it is dispelled by the caster.

Note: Friendzone can be suppressed by alchohol.


Hold Person
Target of the spell is subject to an awkwardly long hug.


Hold Person with meta magic:
Creepy Sigh

Target of awkward hug is panicked for 1d6 rounds


Suggestion:
"Shhh, it's okay; just go with it


Bigby's Rejecting Hand:


Mordenkainen's Self-Flagellation

Scarab Sages

Cure Immoderate Beliefs: A special Buddhist spell that defeats your enemies by healing them!


Dispel Mantra


Summon Mantra Ally


Maximized Empowered Delayed Blast Atheism

Scarab Sages

Apotheosis: Turns the caster into a god, so the existence of at least one of them can no longer be denied!


Summon Crusade: Allows the caster to sacrifice a nation's worth of children, women and men to prove that his god is better than theirs.


Disintegrate self: Destroy the caster utterly, no save, but with the exact same method of casting, visual and auditory effects as Apotheosis above, to provide an alternative explanation.


Rejection!

Caster denies this reality and replaces it with his/her own


Summon greater stupidity. (Target others with this one)


Crowd's Wisdom: Creatures in the area of effect are forced to have their actions reviewed by the nearest intelligent creature. If no intelligent creature is found, the crowd will automatically search for one until the spell ends.

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