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Just post a set of tough choices (as few or as many as you want) for the next poster to choose from.
The choices don't have to be negative, by the way :)

Now, choose:
bring peace to Israel/Palestine
-or-
cure cancer


Cure Cancer, but I don't know which one I'd cure

Choose:
Boston Cream Pie
-or-
Banana Cream Pie


Cure cancer. That's more likely to be permanent.


Banana Cream Pie.

Break all of the fingers on one hand

or

Knock out all your front teeth


Knock out my teeth. They're crap anyway lol

Be granted one wish that will be perfect
-or-
Be granted three wishes, but they will all be slightly off

Sovereign Court

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Ill take the three wishes. I like to think I have a great sense of humor.

Watch your parents copulate every day for a year,

or

Join in just once.

spoiler:
stolen from Graham Norton :)


The first one. As my dad is dead, that gives me immunity?
Also, my parents and I used to watch Graham Norton all the time lol

Get stuck in a fantasy setting that you hate but have some power
-or-
Get stuck in a fantasy setting that you love but as a level 1 commoner/NPC/fighter/rogue/monk

Spoiler:
Friendly jabs; I love those classes even if they are suboptimum.


First, even with some power, i turn situation to my hand.

Man only,

Get incontinent

-or-

Get impotent


You bunch of cowards, now answering for five days!

I'll do it.

Impotent, because if you're incontinent you won't be seeing any action anyway.

Hit by a car going 50 mph

or

Dragged by the same car for fifty feet


Dragged 50 feet. I'm more likely to survive that o.O
Call me a coward if you will, but I also answered Pan's question ;)

Be thrown head first into a vat of irate venomous snakes
-or-
Be thrown feet first into a bin full of very angry scorpions


Fair enough.

Scorpions. I'd rather lose a toe than an eye.

Choose between:

A fishhook in your eyelid getting yanked free

or

Biting down on a nail file and having it torn out of your mouth


Eyelid, I think. Nothing heals as fast as eyelids - but this is provided the eye isn't harmed.

Alcohol is a lethal allergy for you,
or
Pasta is a lethal allergy for you.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder PF Special Edition, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Easy one... given that I'm half Italian and despise my decesed alchholic Father, I'd give up alcohol long before Pasta.

Tastes Great? or Less Filling?


EDIT: Ninja'd!

Tastes great. Because flavor matters!

Be shrunk to the size of an ant
-or-
Be blown-up to the size of an elephant


Elephant. I'd fight crime.

Eat grilled chicken every meal for the rest of your life

or

Have whatever food you like provided for you, but you must eat a live 3" cockroach before every meal for the rest of your life


As I'm a vegetarian, I don't like either of these options. But I'd go with the chicken. When I was eating meat, it was pretty much the only one I would eat lol

Have all your toenails become inexplicably ingrown
-or-
Have to shave your back every day

Scarab Sages

Have all my toenails become inexplicably ingrown. I've dealt with those before. It's quite curable.

have every room in your house covered in Zippy The Pinhead comic-strip wallpaper

OR

have a surly Frenchman in striped shirt and beret permanently standing at your front window, staring inward (you don't need to feed him or anything; he just stands there)


The wallpaper. I have so many things hanging on my walls, I don't see much of them, anyway. Anyone standing at the front window, french or not, is just creepy.

Chocolate, or peanut butter?


Chocolate AND peanut butter... Ah, damn. I can live well without PB, chocolate would be seriously difficult.

Lose hand or lose foot?


Lose a foot. I love my hands...

Be handed the deed to a haunted house
-or-
Be gifted a car that was clearly used for hiding the body

Sovereign Court

I'd take the house and hope its faucets pour out Elfs blood. Then I'd sell it to Danzig.

Would you rather watch randomly selected uwe bol movies back to back or the entire twilight saga?


Uwe Bol, despite him having a horrible reputation, one can enjoy a bad movie once in a while when there's nothing on.

Getting impregnated by a facehugger from aliens

-or-

Being assimilated by the borg and taken deep into their main base?


Borg. I have a meme or two the borg would find pretty difficult to chew on.

Death by sex
or
death by chocolate?

Sovereign Court

Definitely death by snu snu.

Sprayed by a skunk or
dunked in a tank of used McD grease?


Sprayed by a skunk. That actually washes out.

Find your soulmate(s)
-or-
Find the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything (whether it's 42 or not...)

The Exchange

Easy one. Find soulmate. I could derive meaning for my life by having a soulmate.

Have sex with the sexiest person in the world, but nobody ever believes you
OR
Have everyone think you had sex with the sexiest person in the world

Bonus points for naming the person you were thinking of while answering ;)


Actually having it. What the world thinks can die in a fire. And no, you're not getting that from me. Most likely, I have no clue who the sexiest person in the world is.

Get telepathy that works by proximity and is always on, or get telepathy that lets others read your mind when you read theirs?


Sissyl wrote:

Actually having it. What the world thinks can die in a fire. And no, you're not getting that from me. Most likely, I have no clue who the sexiest person in the world is.

Get telepathy that works by proximity and is always on, or get telepathy that lets others read your mind when you read theirs?

Proximal Telepathy. I would become a negotiation consultant and/or work for lawyers. I imagine you could drown it out in the same way you can distinguish different sounds in a crowded room.

Permanently loose sense of touch

or

Permanently loose sense of smell


smell, despite food tasting less exciting, it makes up for when you change the baby's diapers or clean the garbage.

Have a little kid follow you around, nagging at everything you do

-or-

Having to follow all orders from a fat politician, who treats you like dirt but pays you handsomely.


The kid. I love kids and hate politicians.

Be turned to stone
-or-
Be stoned to death

Sovereign Court

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Turned to stone

Constantly be stoned
or
All your MP3s mysteriously convert to ELO tracks


Turned to Stone. Getting stoned to death sounds more painful.

Eat Oatmeal

-or-

Eat Grits


Oatmeal

Pegasus

or

Unicorn

For lunch...


Pegasus. That doesn't bless you with suck.

Morgan Freeman narrating your life
-or-
Christopher Lee narrating your life

Sovereign Court

Christopher lee

Born on Westeros as a Stark
or
a Lannister?


A Lannister. Now that <redacted> is dead and <redacted> has been exiled, not to mention <redacted> being locked up in the <redacted> I will be cock of the walk, baby!

You can see through everyone's clothing, but you can't turn it off and you work in a nursing home.

or

You regenerate from any damage to your body, but all animals find you irresistibly delicious and you work in animal control.


GoatToucher wrote:

A Lannister. Now that <redacted> is dead and <redacted> has been exiled, not to mention <redacted> being locked up in the <redacted> I will be cock of the walk, baby!

You can see through everyone's clothing, but you can't turn it off and you work in a nursing home.

or

You regenerate from any damage to your body, but all animals find you irresistibly delicious and you work in animal control.

Regenerate. Even if I'm hurt it's temporary.

Cake?

or

Death?


Cake of course, how's that a hard question?

Going down into the sea with your feet in a bucket of cement.

-or-

Being eaten alive.


Wylliam Harrison wrote:

Cake of course, how's that a hard question?

Going down into the sea with your feet in a bucket of cement.

-or-

Being eaten alive.

It's an Eddie Izzard reference. search "Cake or Death" on youtube.


I'd still settle for a cup of tea and cake.


Being eaten alive for sure.

Being observed constantly for one year
-or-
Being completely ignored for one month


Ooooooh completely ignored. Just imagine all the stuff I could get away with!

Blessed with suck
or
cursed with awesome?


Darned tropes. I think cursed with awesome.

Fish and Chips

or

Burger and Fries


Another one of me? Hells no.

I'll go for Burger and Fries, i can make them myself and they would be healthier.

Jack Nicholsen

-or-

Heath Ledger


Full Career? Jack Nicholson. Joker? Heath Ledger.

Breath mint

or

Candy mint


Candy mint. YUM!

Get accepted to an AP that you want to play, but the GM is a jerk
-or-
Get accepted to an AP that you want to play, but you can't play the character concept you want


The second one. A jerk GM will queer the enjoyment of even the best concept

Blow on the head

or

Boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap


Yeah, definitely that BJ.

Prom date with the ugliest girl in school, who happens to be very nice.

-or-

Prom date with the most beautiful girl in school, who turns out to be a colossal b!tch.

Sovereign Court

I'd take the beauty queen. I love colossal biotches I don't feel bad no matter how I treat them.

Only split pea soup for a month,
or
2 pounds of lutefisk for one meal?


Pan wrote:

I'd take the beauty queen. I love colossal biotches I don't feel bad no matter how I treat them.

Only split pea soup for a month,
or
2 pounds of lutefisk for one meal?

I'm sure you'll be very happy together. I wish you many fat children.

I like Split pea soup. I'll take that.

Being the only sane person around

or

Being the only insane person around

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