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Inspired by another more serious thread about failure, I had to make the silly Scooby Gang version. So, replace "you meddling kids" with something ridiculous. Let's have some fun here!

... two rubber ducks, a cucumber and a pair of leather pants

... That zipper

... an ewok singing lullabies


The mimes we made fun of were really assassins.


A bunch of goblins who came to the farm...


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that moon that was really a space station


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A very talkative vampire
A dragon with 3 wings
That last chimichanga


The granny with the laddle


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... a horse-shoe nail.


Those energetic pandas.

Scarab Sages

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...St. Alfonzo and his Pancake Breakfast - So Delicious, It's A Miracle In Your Mouth (TM)!


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...the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody could've expected them!


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...those meddling adventurers!

...that weirdo with the fez in the blue box.

...delicious, delicious frozen yogurt.

...Jooky, Jooky! It's a party in a can!


....console code.


...Two words: Pink Elephants.
...an empty can of Halfling repellent.
...A combination platter that's one taco short.
...A banana peel
...forgetting to put a banana in my ear and getting eaten by an alligator.


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...those cowboy brothers and their incontinent pet Bison!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Those meddling kids!


...a beagle than thinks he's a detective
...snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?
...Coulrophobia


...the kitchen sink


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....for Doctor Who's latest episode.

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...the horrible flaming torturous agony of the grief I have for murdering 1000000 innocents

Scarab Sages

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...a new group of adventurers buying the castle the last group of adventurers owned, clearing out the laboratory in the dungeon despite the exotic and prohibitive cost, and retrieving THE ONLY THING IN THE UNIVERSE THAT COULD EVER KILL ME, EVEN AFTER I'D KILLED THE LAST GROUP BEFORE THEY COULD USE IT!!! Seriously, who'd have seen THAT coming?


.....duct tape on muh testicles.

Scarab Sages

...the fact that most people are basically Good! Curses! Who'd ever have suspected?


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...White Mage and her band of clerics, priests, shamans and so forth who bust in at the last moment and anti-climatically slay the BBEG. There's a reason why CoDzilla is a thing...

Scarab Sages

...that pervert across the street with the telescope!

...my d4 Hit Die!

...Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga!


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...the Little Ol' Lady from Pasadena.

Scarab Sages

...my reputation as a "toilet humor" comic!

...that dude who looks like a lady!

...the timeless and beatific compositions of the great Gustav Holst!

Shadow Lodge

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...the fact that everybody has got something to hide except for me and my monkey


...the fact that I have a monkey
...the lousy magical item that kept me alive but didn't stop me from aging.


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...really SLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW traffic!


The long recharge timer on my sword.


... these unwholesome mimes!

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...the delicious nutritious taste of magic-os cereal


...The Patriarchal Establishment!


.....wallmart's super-sale sunday.

Liberty's Edge

if it wasn't for that nat 1 on my CON check.


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...karma.

Scarab Sages

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...my Pavlovian conditioned response!
...those bastard commies!
...Nurse Ratched and her IRRESISTIBLE fruit cups!


... overly tight underwear.
... paladin threads that required answers.
... two 10' tall tower shields nailed together across my secret passage.

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... those potions of ex lax labeled as healing potions.


....the news of the latest iphone pre-sale around the corner.


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... that Impossible Girl!

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...free samples!!!!


...this persistent UTI!

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...you meddling dogs and your kid!


... my Restless Leg Syndrome.

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...the fact that arson is a crime!


..this accursed bowel obstruction!


..that disembodied glowing skull.


...the pact I made with the unholy Powers of the netherworld!


...that stuff under his toenails.

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