(Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...


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...compulsive onanism.


... the jolly, red candy-like button...


...my regular colon cleansing regime

Scarab Sages

...THESE INFERNAL MACHINES!!!


...colon spray. DAMN YOU MISSPELLINGS!


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...a partridge on a pear tree!


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MacGuyver pulling out duct tape and a cotton swap!


...that one thing, there once...


... Band camp


...my mother!


...global warming.


that darn cheerleader


...my superfluous seventh nipple!


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..choosing a pogo stick for a getaway vehicle.


narcolepsy

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...the ever-vigilant Noam Chomsky!


....the person posting after me.


...that guy Fnu Lnu....


...that big-d****d ladies man: Orville Redenbacher!


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the paladin being lawful stupid


...the Chaotic Neutral guy being "wacky!"


... the neutral guy being wishy-washy about the whole affair...


The Lawful Evil lady summoning me for PUNISHMENT!!

Scarab Sages

...the Neutral Evil guy selling the party out for 40 sp!


The sphere of annihilation behind the door.


...this low quality discount colostomy bag!

Scarab Sages

...Veidt.
...that darned cat!
...high-calcium milk!
...Mecha-Shiva!!!
...LONE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!


...KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GERANIUUUUUM!

Er,

GERMAAAAAANS!

Er,

GERONIMOOOOOO!


....that weird British guy that lives in a phone booth. What the heck is a police box anyway?


...eating all that turkey.


All these longlegs blocking Poog's way.


having to save Poog from the spiders standing in his way.


...a part of this balanced breakfast!


washing my beard....i'll never do that again.

Scarab Sages

...sheer serendipity!


...Matt Damon.


...all these delicious tapirs!


purple tape worm.


...bees! BEEEEEEEES!!!

Scarab Sages

...Beetlejuice and Hastur having the same phone number in different time zones!


Playing 'Sunny Side of the Street' in the wrong key.


...the ghost of Hall of Fame quarterback Johnny Unitas!


vodka puking at 9am.

Scarab Sages

...my not getting paid until Tuesday despite the fact that I need a hamburger TODAY!!!


...the Funk of Forty Thousand Years!


...Biology homework!


...getting my legs caught in this combine!

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...Zeus and Hera FINALLY getting a divorce!


...Loki finally learning to love himself and accept who he is!

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