"Down here its our time. Its our time down here" - adventure in an underground cave system
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"They'll never take our FREEDOM!" - Maintained your dignity while allowing the killer gm to kill your character off for plot reasons/gravitas/martyr effect
Full Metal B**** - Get stuck in a time loop
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"I'm not touching you" - Hit an enemy but don't do enough damage to bypass DR 10 times.
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I'm invincible! (Lose a limb and continue the fight)
Ní (invent or discover a word to humble a knightly order)
Trojan Rabbit (enter a keep via hiding in a wooden animal, rabbit preferably)
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"Harry Sullivan Is An Imbecile!!!" Accidently activate a rock fall trap that injures the rest of the party, but not yourself.
It's Bigger On The Inside Carry a live PC or NPC inside a bag of holding or portable hole
Affirmative Master Acquire an Onyx Dog Figurine of Wondrous Power
Would You Like A Jelly Baby? Change an NPC's attitude to Friendly or Helpful by offering them food
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"Ever heard of Murphy's law?"
Fail 5 successive saving throws, skill checks or attack rolls by rolling a 5 or lower.
"Sexy shoeless god of war"
Kill 150 hostile NPCs in a single encounter with no healing items or any form of help from other party members or NPCs.
"Found a trap. It's in my spleen now."
Fall victim to 5 different traps in the same dungeon after a failed perception check.
"Style is everything"
Spend at least 300 gold on items meant just for the looks.
"Run? Run. Run!!!"
Succesfully escape a creature whose CR is at least double your party's average level (minimum CR7).
"Jack-of-all-trades, master of none"
Put levels into at least 4 different classes.
"Get away from he you B****!"
Deffeat an enemy with an attack of opporturnity triggered by it trying to coup de grace a member of your party.
"Just this once, everybody lives!"
Have no player character or non-evil NPC die at any point during the course of the campaign.
"Finishing move"
Defeat the BBEG with a critical hit while using either a feat or class ability for the attack or with a spell critical.
"Fair play is overrated"
Defeat a boss character at least partially with trickery.
"Shomer Shabbos!" - delay pursuit of the campaign goals for personal reasons.
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"Well, when you put it that way"
Talk the BBEG out of his evil ways.
"We'll double it"
Get a mercenary off your party by paying him more than the one who sent him.
"Pick a card, any card"
Obtain the Deck of Many Things.
"Round two"
Defeat an opponent who has already defeated you once before.
"Wait, where's the **** is the Serpent Ring?!"
Lose a critical plot McGuffin and don't realize it until the very end.
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It's a Cat Ass Trophy! - Win at something only because you failed every save you were asked to make.
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Got milk? (Polymorph an opponent into a cow and mock them)
Momma's boy (the only person who can remove any fear effects on you is your mother)
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"My way is not very sportsmanlike" - sneak/surprise attack with throw anything feat.
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"I Think You Broke Him/Her...": Cause the GM to break down in laughter from great RP.
Had that happen to me once.
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"Run you fools!" - Experience exaspiration when buying time for the party's escape that nobody has bothered to leave.
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"I am Gandalf the white" - bring in a new character with the exact same name and personality with a slightly revised and more effective build following a character's death.
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"They look like good, strong hands... Dont they" - the tank is the sole survivor of the encounter!
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We didn't need a bigger boat after all - Defeat an aquatic monster two size categories larger than your own boat and without it sinking.
I am the Tank-Healer-Damage-Dealer - Heal 30 hit points, deal 30 points of damage and take 30 points of damage in a single encounter.
Holy SH--! - Go from full to negative hit points in one round.
'Tis but a flesh wound - Finish an entire scenario or module after losing one or more limbs.
High-Tier in a Nutshell - TPK on the first encounter.
The Party is Just Starting - Alert and fight off more than one group in a single encounter.
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"'My Light Spell Blinds The Monster!'" (use a 0-level spell in an exceptionally resourceful and effective way)
"'I Pronounce You DEAD!'" (die purely due to DM incompetence)
"'Oh, No! Not Blackleaf!'" (lose the Rogue/Ninja to a trap)
"'I Think You Have The Personality For It....'" (be inducted into an exclusive group important in the campaign)
"'Yes, Ms. Frost!'" (successfully bribe/suck up to the DM)
"'I Used The Brainslave Spell On My Dad!'" (be recognized for having the most impressively large gaming library in the group)
"'I Just Need To Finish Fighting This Zombie....'" (manage to properly resolve a combat encounter while the DM is away from the table)
"'I Don't Want To Be Elfstar.'" (completely change your character's personality/background/name/basic attributes in the middle of the campaign for no very good reason)
"'I've Been Praying And Fasting For You'" (waste a significant amount of time and effort trying to solve a problem completely the wrong way)
"'He Came Out Of Witchcraft'" (have your Cleric, Paladin, Inquisitor, or other deity-dependent divine magician switch to a different deity)
"'You Must BURN THEM!!!'" (destroy a spellbook)
"Thank You, Lord, For Setting Me Free...." (a player switches to the BBEG's side)
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"There can be only one." Successfully decapitate an opponent of CR equal to or greater than your level with a vorpal weapon.
"There is do, and do not. There is no try." Succeed with the exact number required on a roll.
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"'My Light Spell Blinds The Monster!'" (use a 0-level spell in an exceptionally resourceful and effective way)
Ha! I recently did this! I cast Light on a horse and scared the crap (according to my DM quite literally) out of a couple of the baddies who just ran away right then without fighting. It was quite a funny encounter. Switching the Light spell to the 7 foot half naked muscular guy's awesomesword(tm) (Greatsword) clenched it for us and all but like 2 of the bad guys ran away. He killed one of the others and the last one fled. It was quite a bloodless encounter.
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"What have I got in my pocket?" (Defeat an NPC in a game of riddles to gain information)
"Let this be our final battle!" (Defeat BBEG in single combat)
"Patience is a virtue....Not right now it isn't." (Successfully complete a time consuming task with a horde of enemies barreling down upon you)
"Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and...Dodge." (Take no damage after completing five consecutive successful Reflex saves)
"We're gonna need a Montage. Montage!" (Retrain your 2 class levels or 1 ability score increase)
"I now take from you your power!" (Lose Class Features due to Alignment Change)
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Bravely ran away (Flee the scene of battle before battle even started)
Run away! (Flee the scene of battle as a fighter/cavalier)
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"Who goes there?" (Successfully determine whom in your party has been replaced by a Shapeshifter)
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I never run out of Sword Be a caster and fight a melee with a weapon other than spells or magic.
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"Blood! Death! Vengence!" (Slay 20 opponents in a single combat while Raging)
"And Shepherds we shall be..." (Reduce the Crime modifier of a Small City or larger by half)
"We have different weak spots than you do." (Apply the sickened condition to 20 Aberrations and/or Outsiders using the Dirty Trick Combat Maneuver)
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"I speak everything." (Learn 10 languages, not counting your starting languages.)
"This is going to be Legen...wait for it...dary!" (Ascend to your first Mythic Tier)
"I know Kung Fu." (Learn an entire Style Feat Chain)
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"I speak everything." (Learn 10 languages, not counting your starting languages.)
Three characters in my Kingmaker game have this one.
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"Are you ever going to not fall for that?" (Trick the same opponent 5 times with Illusions)
"It might keep the fire off you, it might not." (Aquire a dragon hide shield or armor as a gift from a friendly NPC)
"You do not fight with Honor! No, he did." (Defeat a Lawful opponent in single combat using the Dirty Trick Maneuver at least 3 times)
"I listened!" (Learn a language the rest of your party knows, but you do not)
"Beer, beer, beer, tiddley beer, beer, beer." (Sing along with a bunch of tavern drunks)
"I...like...to...kill...things. How is that not obvious by now?" (Kill 100 harmless creatures, just because you can)
"Riders of the Storm." (Maintain flight, either mundane or magical, during a violent storm)
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MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS!: Kill a summoned creature and its master within 3 rounds of each other.
And hey--why not some Adventure Path specific ones?
A Better Man: Bring Gaedren Lamm in to Citadel Volshyenek alive. Counterintuitive, isn't it?
Karmariffic: Kill Gaedren Lamm by feeding him to his own alligator.
Extreme Prejudice: Inflict enough damage on Gaedren Lamm to reduce him to a bloody smear on the walls.
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Spoilers.
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MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS!: Kill a summoned creature and its master within 3 rounds of each other.
Heh.
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"I can't Read/Cast under duress." (Fail to cast a spell from a scroll 5 times in combat)
"None shall pass!" (Make a last stand against a hoarde of enemies)
"We are controlling the transmission." (Take mental control of an NPC or enemy minion that is already under mental control of enemy)
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Assuming Direct Control: The GM takes over your PC.
Assuming Direct Control: The GM takes over your PC.
This could happen in my game a couple ways. One is through a curse on an object that makes you roll on a random table for effects. Another is from a critical failure roll. And I think there's one more, but can't remember what. LOL
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Assuming Direct Control: The GM takes over your PC.This could happen in my game a couple ways. One is through a curse on an object that makes you roll on a random table for effects. Another is from a critical failure roll. And I think there's one more, but can't remember what. LOL
Dominate spells.
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And I, Your Faithful Chronicler
Earn twenty levels in the bard class.
Aragorn Was Here (Twenty Levels Ago)
Earn twenty levels in the ranger class.
Arr B'Garr, Mateys!! Yarrrr~
Earn twenty levels in the swashbuckler class. Pirate accent optional.
Das ist Boxing, Little Mac
Earn twenty levels in the brawler class.
Elementary, My Dear...
Earn twenty levels in the investigator class.
Favored Soul
Earn twenty levels in the oracle class.
Fifth Edition Spellcaster
Earn twenty levels in the arcanist class.
First Edition Elf
Earn twenty levels in the magus class.
I Hate Everything
Earn twenty levels in the slayer class.
I Speak For the Trees
Earn twenty levels in the druid class.
I Was Never Here
Earn twenty levels in the rogue class.
I'm On a Mission From God
Earn twenty levels in the paladin class.
In the Name of the Moon
Earn twenty levels in the cleric class.
Mordenkainen's Learn-as-you-Earn Syllabus
Earn twenty levels in the wizard class.
NOBODY Expects...
Earn twenty levels in the inquisitor class.
One With the Spirits
Earn twenty levels in the shaman class.
Power Begets Power
Earn twenty levels in the sorcerer class.
Rage Mage
Earn twenty levels in the bloodrager class.
Shall We Burn Him/Her?
Earn twenty levels in the witch class.
The Berserker-Packing Man and a Half
Earn twenty levels in the barbarian class.
The Greatest Redshirt Who Ever Lived
Earn twenty levels in the fighter class.
The Original Heavy Metal Hair Band
Earn twenty levels in the skald class.
The Player Character With No Name
Earn twenty levels in the gunslinger class.
Too Bad Animal Companions Don't Get Teamwork Feats
Earn twenty levels in the hunter class.
Where Is Your God Now?
Earn twenty levels in the warpriest class.
White Knighting
Earn twenty levels in the cavalier class.
Why Fight When My Friends Can Do It For Me?
Earn twenty levels in the summoner class.
Your Kung Fu is Weak, Old Man
Earn twenty levels in the monk class.
Biff the Understudy
Amaya Kaijitsu is used in this campaign due to Ameiko's death during the Rise of the Runelords Adventure Path.
Biff the Understudy's Understudy
A replacement Kaijitsu scion is required due to Amaya's death during the Council of Thieves Adventure Path. Way to go.
Brinewall's Legacy Revealed
Complete Book One of the Jade Regent Adventure Path.
Don't Mess With the Sczarni, Kid
Enter a rivalry with Sandru Vhiski.
Double Dishonor
Accept all five ancestors' bargains for their blessings.
Dragon Lady
Enter a rivalry with Ameiko or Amaya Kaijitsu.
Emperor/Empress Consort
Enter a romantic relationship with Ameiko or Amaya Kaijitsu.
Empty No More
Complete Book Six of the Jade Regent Adventure Path.
Frozen Shadows Shattered
Complete Book Two of the Jade Regent Adventure Path.
Her Bad Side is a Dangerous Place to Be
Enter a rivalry with Shalelu Andosana.
Hungry Storm Starved
Complete Book Three of the Jade Regent Adventure Path.
In All Things, Honor
Fight all five ancestors for their family blessings.
It's Not Paranoia If You Think She's Out to Get You
Enter a rivalry with Koya Mvashti.
May-December
Enter a romantic relationship with Koya Mvashti.
Saving the Forest of Spirits
Complete Book Five of the Jade Regent Adventure Path.
Taming the Tide of Honor
Complete Book Five of the Jade Regent Adventure Path.
Tetsu- err, Taitoooooo~!
Taito Kaijutsu survived the Rise of the Runelords Adventure Path to become a thorn in your side.
Those Vagabond Shoes
Enter a romantic relationship with Sandru Vhiski.
True Love is (Almost) Forever
Enter a romantic relationship with Shalelu Andosana.
Alkali Flats
Deal 1000 cumulative Acid damage.
A Mighty (Wussy) Swing
Deal 1 damage due to a negative Strength modifier.
Clue-By-Four
Deal 1000 cumulative Bludgeoning damage.
Don't Stare Into the Sun
Deal 1000 cumulative Positive Energy damage.
Eh, You Didn't Want to Live Anymore Anyway
Deal 1000 cumulative Negative Energy damage.
Feel the Beat
Deal 1000 cumulative Sonic damage.
Get the Point
Deal 1000 cumulative Piercing damage.
Like Hoth
Deal 1000 cumulative Cold damage.
Might & Mutilation
Deal 1000 cumulative Slashing damage.
Pyroclasm
Deal 1000 cumulative Fire damage.
The Druid Had the Right Idea
Deal 1000 cumulative Electric damage.
Touched (In the Side) (Of the Head)
Deal 1500 cumulative precision damage.
Wrath of God
Deal 1000 cumulative Unstoppable damage from smite effects.
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Moves Like Jeggare: Give a major artifact, personally written treatise, or maps of unexplored regions to the Pathfinder Society.
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Once More Into the Breach: Survive the Blakros Museum. Again.
Sword-Chucks, Yo!: Be proficient in three or more exotic weapons.
Accept No Substitutes: Use an area-of-effect spell that deals energy or force damage in an enclosed room.
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Atheist in a Foxhole (Rahadoum characters only): Survive combat against outsiders in the Worldwound or undead in Ustalav without divine-based aid.
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"In the line of fire" - Get hit by a friendly line Area of Effect attack
"Friendly Fire Isn't" might be a better name for that one. :D
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Hmmm...
Kill ten rats: Congratulations! You've completed your first inane task!
They see me cacklin', they hatin':As a Witch, extend an Hex duration with Cackle 500 times.
Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eeeeeeyeeeeeess!: Your familiar scored a Crit!
Laser Falcon:Cast Burning Gaze on your familiar
And now for a couple of Forum inspired ones...
Rogues do it from behind:Successfully maintain a grapple with a Succubus for 3 rounds, without it counting as an act of passion.
And take pictures.
For showing us you actually did it, I mean.
Mikaze would be proud:As a Tiefling Paladin, get recognized as an hero/saint by your church.