"Why you kill trolls? They eat your mother?"
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"Vive le Galt!"
"Goblins do it in the street!"
"Voting is for ninnies!"
"Goblins have short attention spans!"
"For international proletarian soc-"
[Loses interest and wanders off to yell at other threads]
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You could just insert all the posts by Doodlebug Anklebiter here.
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Bitey not say crazy $#!+. Bitey perfectly reasonable goblin being. Bitey demand OP's leg with gravy as reparation for stereotyping bitey's people!
You talk big dumb words like big dumb elf.
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Bitey surprisingly eloquent for age. Still hungry. Leg plz.
Meat slow down colon, speshly longshanks meat. Bitey now clogged with toxins. No like, and no like fire. Fire scaary. Make late for dressage classes or poodle grooming display. Singe perm. Cause unpleasant patina on goji berry smoothie.
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
The needs of hobgoblins outweigh the needs of goblins.
Foot itches. Me cut it off. Eat foot. Foot grow back. Me feel better.
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Bitey surprisingly eloquent for age.
You tell 'em, Bitey! Goblins know all kinds of words!
[Beams with pride]
Yeah, of course they do. I saw Bitey read its way through the entire Encyclopedia Taldorea in an afternoon.
Uh, that is a book. Big book. With lots of huge words.
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Bitey surprisingly eloquent for age.You tell 'em, Bitey! Goblins know all kinds of words!
[Beams with pride]
Could you, uh, beam in other direction... This is not a street, you know?
Could you, uh, beam in other direction... This is not a street, you know?Bitey surprisingly eloquent for age.You tell 'em, Bitey! Goblins know all kinds of words!
[Beams with pride]
Where do you think half-dragons come from? {waggles eyebrows}
Sorry.
[Puts his beam back in his pants]
If Neil Diamond can turn on his heartlight, then beam on. Beam on. Beam until your dreams come truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."The needs of hobgoblins outweigh the needs of goblins.
Your draconian plot to incite racial dissension and split the proletariat against itself has not gone unnoticed!
That said... Yo hobmomma so ugly, medusas have to make their saves against her gaze!
Bitey surprisingly eloquent for age.You tell 'em, Bitey! Goblins know all kinds of words!
[Beams with pride]
You talk like stupid gnome. Me think your dad get cuckolded by greenhair.
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."The needs of hobgoblins outweigh the needs of goblins.Your draconian plot to incite racial dissension and split the proletariat against itself has not gone unnoticed!
That said... Yo hobmomma so ugly, medusas have to make their saves against her gaze!
For Humanoid unity! We will not stray from the Marxist-Leninist-Mao Zedongist-Turrosh Makite-Non Ionic Surfactantian path of iron-girt certitude! Goblinoid solidarity is the cardboard plough that will calm the gurgling hurricane of bourgeois splittism and social-fascist dissention!
Yo hobmamma got a permanent stinking cloud effect.
Goblins are always talking about the international proletarian revolution, which is cool.
Then they try to tell you that the Grateful Dead are a good band, and it immediately makes everything else suspect. :P
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{looks up from eating Cherry Garcia, pokes meatrace} Touch. Make a Fort save vs. contact high.
*activates Mirror Dodge, because he's Mythic like that*
:(
I miss Jerry.