I could be long, but I think I've wandered into the wrong annex of the interwebs.
What did he say? I can't speak gibberish.
Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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"The monkey virus? What is it?"
"It's an insidious virus, more commonly known as HIV, that attacks victims' immune systems, leaving them practically defenseless against any other disease or germ they're exposed to, but that's not important right now - don't shoot meh implied there's something worse!"
"AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!"
Did someone call for the great Shere?
A, E, I, O, U, el burro sabe mas que tu!
You kids get the hell off my lawn!
BAHHHHHH!....What do you know bout lawns
Matt Damon.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
BLAAAARRRRRPHH!!!
I just want to be alone
RRRRAAAAHHHHRRRRRRRR.*
*I eat dogs as a midnight snack.
