When are we gonna kick a little rear end around here?


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I hear this Maldris fellow appreciates good knife work every now and then. Good. Because ever since that greazy Varisian sold out to the camel sniffer, I've been looking for a new home.

This Liberty's Edge better not be soft on slavers, though. I don't like slavers.

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We got the flower beds planted in magnamar, cleaned out the andoran government a bit, and our fellow pathfinders are cut off from Cheliax. NOW can we start killing some slavers?

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Corvus, yer alright for a bird dude!

I like yer style.

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Ms. Quick wrote:

Corvus, yer alright for a bird dude!

I like yer style.

DUDE!?! looks down and ruffles their feathers

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Corvus Cailean wrote:
Ms. Quick wrote:

Corvus, yer alright for a bird dude!

I like yer style.

DUDE!?! looks down and ruffles their feathers

Sorry, my bad. When yer 3' tall like I am you learn to not stare straight ahead too much.

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Ms. Quick wrote:
Corvus Cailean wrote:
Ms. Quick wrote:

Corvus, yer alright for a bird dude!

I like yer style.

DUDE!?! looks down and ruffles their feathers

Sorry, my bad. When yer 3' tall like I am you learn to not stare straight ahead too much.

Nothing to see here. I think you're crazy if you're going to adventure with those on the outside.

And I was just kidding. I'm male. Even we can't tell each other apart. Used to drink cactus shots with a tengu fertility councilor. This was half of his day.

So you can't conceive? You've been trying?

Both tengu say "every night"

Have you tried it with the female on top?

Tengu 1 says "always"

Tengu 2 says "Never"

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Heh.

But back to the topic at hand.

You don't have to wait for Maldris's seal of approval to go after slavers. You just have to get in and out before the guards show up.

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Mariah Turner wrote:

Heh.

But back to the topic at hand.

You don't have to wait for Maldris's seal of approval to go after slavers. You just have to get in and out before the guards show up.

I'm more of a sea borne gal when it comes to sending slavers to the boneyard. Funny, I always ran from the gray sails before and now I find myself working with them. Life sure is cruel some times. Let's just hope they still don't sail near Ilizmagorti.

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"'Gray sails'? I'm not much of a sailor so I don't know that one. But if you need an archer with some other useful skills to help hunt some slavers, count me in!"

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Mariah Turner wrote:

Heh.

But back to the topic at hand.

You don't have to wait for Maldris's seal of approval to go after slavers. You just have to get in and out before the guards show up.

G'Darm need seal to hit bad guys? Where G'Darm get seal? G'Darm need fish to keep seal happy?

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THUNDERLIPS! AGREE WITH SHOT GLASS SIZED HALFLING! TUNDERNOTTER NEEDS NEW FACES TO SLAP AGAINST! NEED NEW HEADS TO BUST! NEED NEW BACKS TO BREAK!

MALDRIS WILL SING SONGS OF GLORY IN THUNDERLIPS!'S NAME!

THUNDERLIPS! gets more agitated. Soon, his eyes glaze over his long hair stands on its own accord, and otherwordly forms take shape around him.

THUNDERLIPS! picks up the nearest keg, punches off the tap, and proceeds tolift the vessel over his head. Surprisingly, he drinks more than he spills. what he doesn't drink, the ghostly creatures do. He throws the now empty keg through the wall into Skyreach's courtyard.

LET'S SEE CAYDENITE MOUTH-BREATHER MAXIMOMMY DO THAT!

LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!

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THUNDERLIPS! wrote:
LET'S SEE CAYDENITE MOUTH-BREATHER MAXIMOMMY DO THAT!

Is that a challenge?

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HAR! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Mariah finishes her drink.

Excellent! I haven't had a good drinking contest in months.

Glances at the ale soaking into the walls, floor, bar, ceiling, and THUNDERLIPS!'s thong.

I take it I'm going first?

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THUNDERLIPS! wrote:

HAR! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

G'Darm think Lumberhips need to calm down. Have some of G'Darm's turkey.

The massive half-orc pulls a turkey drumstick out of his pack and offers it. His brow furrows for a moment, as if he is trying to remember something.

G'Darm sorry! G'Darm forget manners. G'Darm have plenty of turkey for everybody!

A truly mind-blowing quantity of turkey is produced for all to share.

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I've just always assumed killing slavers was kind of a standing order. If it's not, I have some suicide notes to forge.

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Ooh, bag turkey.

Mariah helps herself to a leg.

Thaddeus Mead wrote:
I've just always assumed killing slavers was kind of a standing order.

Wellllll... it is and it isn't.

It is, in that you get a free beer and a mark on the board for every slaver you kill.

Points to a chalkboard with several names written on it. Each name has a few tally marks beneath it.

It isn't, in the, uh, legal sense. According to the courts, killing slavers is still "murder" since they're technically "people."

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Mariah Turner wrote:

According to the courts, killing slavers is still "murder" since they're technically "people."

"But those are the same courts that say the slaves aren't 'people', so I'm good with ignoring them. I'm a person, and have been since I was born, even though I was enslaved."

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I prefer a quiet flight of stirges (20 or so) sent in around midnight to send the foes to their merry rest. No muss, No fuss, No fingerprints very little blood to clean up afterwards as well.

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Golden wrote:

I prefer a quiet flight of stirges (20 or so) sent in around midnight to send the foes to their merry rest. No muss, No fuss, No fingerprints very little blood to clean up afterwards as well.

Golden
Druid Artillary

Ah, but my friend, there is no glory involved in killing your opponent silently with stirges. How is one supposed to brag about killing an opponent in honorable combat if one uses bugs? In that same vein, have I told you about the time I single handedly slew a robot? I won much glory that day, Cayden would be proud.

Break into a long wided story that is obviously partly made up in order to make me seem the hero, take a long drought of ale from my mug,and then start singing rather loudly and off key a song in honor of Cayden Cailean.

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"It's not about honor or glory. It's about getting the job done of protecting innocent people from evil. It doesn't matter who gets the credit, or if nobody does, as long as the evil's gone once the battle's over."

"Which isn't to say that I don't appreciate a good story. I'm a storyteller myself, and I frequently use stories of past Pathfinders' adventures to inspire my allies in battle. But there's as much good done in defeating evil quietly as there is in defeating it in front of an audience - as long as it gets defeated."

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You take all the glory and the accompanying legal ramifications from the local constabulary. Slavery is tragically legal in many nations of Golarion, murder in most cases is not. My only hesitation is someday I'll have to step up and take the fall for one of my actual deeds, rather than some poor sap that gets sent to the gallows by mistake.

Until then, I'll be quiet. Get the job done and move onto the next job.

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Maybe we oughtn'to keep the name board out in the meeting room. I know they're chelaxians but even then we don't want to make it TOO easy for them.


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Corvus Cailean wrote:
Maybe we oughtn'to keep the name board out in the meeting room. I know they're chelaxians but even then we don't want to make it TOO easy for them.

Wei sits up a bit from the inexpensive ale he's been nursing.

"This would probably be a wise suggestion. Perhaps we should take down the dart boards while we're at it, too?

A careful, measured path gets one to the end of a journey much more efficiently than a random charge. Given the magnitude of the task ahead of us, we should always consider the ripples of the stones we throw."

Having put in his two coppers, he sits back a bit and continues to sip, watching for any sort of reaction to his comment.

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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

"This would probably be a wise suggestion. Perhaps we should take down the dart boards while we're at it, too?

A careful, measured path gets one to the end of a journey much more efficiently than a random charge. Given the magnitude of the task ahead of us, we should always consider the ripples of the stones we throw."

Ooh! G'Darm like throwing stones. Fun splashy noises! Wei Ji have stones to throw? Where biggest fountain for throwing?


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G'darm Youn wrote:


Ooh! G'Darm like throwing stones. Fun splashy noises! Wei Ji have stones to throw? Where biggest fountain for throwing?

"That is a very good question. Given that I'm new to this adventuring experience, perhaps you might know where one is, or perhaps a nice wide river for the skipping of stones?"


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Golden wrote:

You take all the glory and the accompanying legal ramifications from the local constabulary. Slavery is tragically legal in many nations of Golarion, murder in most cases is not. My only hesitation is someday I'll have to step up and take the fall for one of my actual deeds, rather than some poor sap that gets sent to the gallows by mistake.

Until then, I'll be quiet. Get the job done and move onto the next job.

I agree, slavers should be dealt with quietly. Its a dirty job to take car of such beast, and dirty things should not be made public. So I will just keep my face out of it and continue to take them out from a distance with a little bit of freedom, which happens to at fly 400+ feet per second

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WOW WOW WOW, MATE!
I'm down with killin' bloody chain rattle's as much as the nex' guy, but death itself is a form of prison. We can't kill 'em all, mate, we just gotta go be'ind their backs and cut their slaves free. Late', we take a bunch of their money, so they can't buy any mo'e.
Moreove', our biggest mission righ' now is to illegalize slavery in Absalom. Once we do that, we can use Absalom as yet anothe' base fo' our freedom fightin'. WHO'S WITH ME?!?

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"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"

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"I agree with Sauron, not every life must be taken. Eventually they shall recieve what they have given and then some"

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Wynnreyell wrote:
"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"

"You can't kill the lawmake's, either, mate. Without 'em, liberation laws cannot be written."

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Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"
"You can't kill the lawmake's, either, mate. Without 'em, liberation laws cannot be written."

"But what about the current lawmakers who allow slavery to continue. I'm pretty sure nobody would mind them taking a leave of absence"

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Wynnreyell wrote:
Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"
"You can't kill the lawmake's, either, mate. Without 'em, liberation laws cannot be written."
"But what about the current lawmakers who allow slavery to continue. I'm pretty sure nobody would mind them taking a leave of absence"

"They still have families, mate- they'll mind. I can't imagine what would happen to my wife and son if someone axe me off..."

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"Talk of ethics make G'Darm's head hurt. Where bad guys for G'Darm to smash?"

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G'darm Youn wrote:
"Talk of ethics make G'Darm's head hurt. Where bad guys for G'Darm to smash?"

"Sorry, G'Da'm. It's not just good o' bad. Sometimes, it's deepe' than that. Slavery is like that, you know? That's why it's up to us to make it right."

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The half-orc scratches his misshapen head.

"Making slaves not bad all the time!? So G'Darm should have left slave guy's door not broke? G'Darm confused."

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Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"
"You can't kill the lawmake's, either, mate. Without 'em, liberation laws cannot be written."
"But what about the current lawmakers who allow slavery to continue. I'm pretty sure nobody would mind them taking a leave of absence"
"They still have families, mate- they'll mind. I can't imagine what would happen to my wife and son if someone axe me off..."

"Maybe it would be better to take care of the them before they realize what monsters they truely are"


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Wynnreyell wrote:
Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"
"You can't kill the lawmake's, either, mate. Without 'em, liberation laws cannot be written."
"But what about the current lawmakers who allow slavery to continue. I'm pretty sure nobody would mind them taking a leave of absence"
"They still have families, mate- they'll mind. I can't imagine what would happen to my wife and son if someone axe me off..."
"Maybe it would be better to take care of the them before they realize what monsters they truely are"

"The danger in such reasoning is rather simple. If one discovered that individuals that were opposed to the stance a loved one held had murdered and/or otherwise horrifically inconvenienced said loved one, then instead of eliminating one threat you create many more. I'm not that much of a talker, but we need a carefully balanced approach to this, and a bit wiser than 'kill 'em all, let the gods sort 'em out' or 'Shove them somewhere else so they aren't our problem'. Kicking this down the path doesn't help anyone in the long run. And engaging in murder sprees only hurts our cause locally. Who's going to trust someone who holds to the idea of killing everyone who may have ever been related to the ownership of another thinking being? Where does it end?"

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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
Sauran Darvok wrote:
Wynnreyell wrote:
"The hand that holds the chains also writes the law. If we take the head, both will fall"
"You can't kill the lawmake's, either, mate. Without 'em, liberation laws cannot be written."
"But what about the current lawmakers who allow slavery to continue. I'm pretty sure nobody would mind them taking a leave of absence"
"They still have families, mate- they'll mind. I can't imagine what would happen to my wife and son if someone axe me off..."
"Maybe it would be better to take care of the them before they realize what monsters they truely are"
"The danger in such reasoning is rather simple. If one discovered that individuals that were opposed to the stance a loved one held had murdered and/or otherwise horrifically inconvenienced said loved one, then instead of eliminating one threat you create many more. I'm not that much of a talker, but we need a carefully balanced approach to this, and a bit wiser than 'kill 'em all, let the gods sort 'em out' or 'Shove them somewhere else so they aren't our problem'. Kicking this down the path doesn't help anyone in the long run. And engaging in murder sprees only hurts our cause locally. Who's going to trust someone who holds to the idea of killing everyone who may have ever been related to the ownership of another thinking being? Where does it end?"

"Brilliant wo'ds, mate. Brilliant."

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It ends when no being is held in servitude to another.

I'm really not worried about reaching that goal before I reach my end.


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Corvus Cailean wrote:

It ends when no being is held in servitude to another.

I'm really not worried about reaching that goal before I reach my end.

"Would you put a death mark on a thousand people to free one person? I'd love to see all the slavers burn, and all their twisted gains from the practice. But... life isn't that simple and we have to look at the long haul. I'd really like to accomplish liberty for all in my lifetime. A bit ambitious? Prob'ly. But we have to balance it out and act with wisdom and intelligence and a bit of cunning. Otherwise, we're dooming folks to horrific ends with no hope of rescuing them."

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"Wei Ji's the eye of the falcon there, aye. Worst of all, if we get caught bringing too much trouble, the whole Society comes down on us. Don't like those odds."


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"That's the balance, right there. Finding a way to educate people, and inspire them to learn. Once the urge to learn is lit in a mind, it never really goes out. There's always another question, always another lesson. Now, who's on for the next round?"

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