WW3: squirrels v. French tourists

[yellowdingo]

castrate all French tourists!!

[Orthos]

wtf

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

While I agree that a French tourist (or anyone) kicking a harmless animal into the Grand Canyon is pretty Supreme A~#%$&+ behavior, I think the squirrel has a good chance of being ok. Squirrels, like most small mammals, have many of the same physiological adaptations as cats, and they often survive quite well from falls. A squirrel has an even higher surface area-to-weight ratio and are skilled at aerial maneuvers.

As for the tourists... odds are that they act like a~#~$%*s beyond just deriving enjoyment from kicking squirrels. It'll catch up them eventually... whether it's taunting a bear in Yellowstone or taunting a SouthWest native or their over-reliance in their own invulnerability to consequences.

[Angstspawn]

YOU ALL SPEAK WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING!!!

This squirrel wasn't AT ALL what it seemed!
This deadly animal (yes, deadly) was tracked by French secret services (DGSE) as it was an attempt by Al-Qaida to develop a new kind of terrorist biological attack on American soil.

You should know that squirrel was contaminated by a variant of Ebola virus (after being bitten by a flying squirrel contaminated by a bat), then brainwashed and converted to a radical eco-islam movement (a.k.a. EcoQaida).
The French secret services who infiltrated a veterinary terrorist cell of Al-Qaida in Mali were working under the supervision of CIA.
Unfortunately, because of the bad phone connection in Grand Canyon, the French agent was unable to contact the Delta Force team operating nearby. Considering the urgency of the situation and the risk of an escape of the contaminated furry; unarmed in front of the beast, he courageously used his martial arts mastery to battle and terminate the creature!

CIA website has a forum, anyone cast ask, even if to be honest I hardly believe The Agency will say anything about an international covert operation, especially one involving Alliance Base.
The war on terror is much more terrible than ever, so please don't support terrorists... even if they are squirrels!

[yellowdingo]

Parlez vous anglais?

[Angstspawn]

yellowdingo wrote:

Parlez vous anglais?

Très mal !

[yellowdingo]

Angstspawn wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Parlez vous anglais?

Très mal !

French tourist!!! Squirrels unite!

[Angstspawn]

yellowdingo wrote:

Angstspawn wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Parlez vous anglais?

Très mal !

French tourist!!! Squirrels unite!

Muslim terrorists grow beard, muslim terrorist squirrels grow fur! I've nothing else to add.

Anyway there's already a black site in Yellowstone for terrorist animals detention and interrogation. According to Donald Rumsfeld no animal is tortured there and most even get a better life than the one they had in their natural environment.

[lucky7]

well, this is just nuts.

[Angstspawn]

lucky7 wrote:

well, this is just nuts.

"You're either with us or against us!" G. W. Bush

[Irontruth]

lucky7 wrote:

well, this is just nuts.

I tree what you did there.

[yellowdingo]

Angstspawn wrote:

lucky7 wrote:

well, this is just nuts.

"You're either with us or against us!" G. W. Bush

squirrels attack!