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Order 66 has been given. You must kill the person above you and describe your method.

Sovereign Court

At once, commander!


Jurassic Bard is eaten by a Rancor I released while he is searching for Yoda.


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Krevon is beaten to death with a sack of underipe bananas.


Craig Bonham 141 dies from food poisoning after eating some bad ham.

Sczarni

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Atragon has been killed by a tragon, a fierce dragon with a speech impediment.


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Turns out, you should not administer clerical services to lions, as The Lion Cleric has now been eaten.


I stab the Calistrian Acolyte, and leave The Crusader's calling card on the body.

Sczarni

Stirges. Lots of stirges.


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It is pitch dark. The Lion Cleric has been eaten by a grue.


Roast Pork Belly with crackling, don't mind if I do. Yum!

prototype00


Sudden aggressive teleportation into the Mana Wastes and assassination. A dirty goblin shanty is heard all through the night.


I have my succubus assistant drain Scavion dry.

Dark Archive

Legions of Solars led by Ragathiel smite TFF

The Exchange

I squish Cr500cricket with my Cr 1000 boot

Dark Archive

I murder countchocula with Vanilla


GAH! Didn't countchocula already kill you, fiend? BOW BEFORE MY RIGHTEOUS MIGHT, UNDEAD MONSTROSITY! TO THE ABYSS WITH YOU!

Dark Archive

Causes Lawful Stupid to break class and leaves him for the judge Dredd paladins to find.


Accuses divineshadow of petty theft in front of the Judge Dredd paladins.


Uses several doses of Dragon Bile on an arrow from a Composite Longbow, at nine range increments away feet away while Craig Bonham 141's watching his handiwork... Thanks to True Strike.

Dark Archive

Casts Mythic Maximised Empowered Firestorm centered on Artemis moonstar


I simply step on the bug, leaving nothing but stain underneath my boot.


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I HUNGERED. NOW I HUNGER NO MORE. WAS SLIGHTLY SPICY.


I am now a force ghost....I will corrupt The Gazebo's mind into doing evil things in Texas. The Gazebo has been kill by a spin kick from Walker Texas Ranger.

Scarab Sages

All too easy - I bring back Bruce Lee as the ultimate jiangshi. He tricks Chuck into counting to doing his "counting to infinity twice" trick, then divides him by zero while doing so...and as an afterthought, he hops onto krevon and splits him open Sonic The Hedgehog-style.

Sovereign Court

I have returned (just don't ask how, lol)!

First, I set up a giant stage complete with very loud speakers.

Then I throw a 'victory party' for all of the survivors.After putting in some earplugs, I sing a rock and roll song with the volume turned right up and have everyone's heads blow up.


Jurassic bard gets shot from about a mile away from a custom-improved elephant rifle. Now... What to do with a dozen tons of fresh meat?

... Barbecue anyone?

Liberty's Edge

I STAB SISSYL WHILE DOING LIKE EIGHT BACKFLIPS

P.S. I STOLE SISSYL'S WALLET TOO


Flurry of Ruler Strikes to the Knuckles. No talking in class, Full BAB Rogue in Plate.


I stylishly choke Sister Mary Rambo with that chain.


I imprison the Fiend in a block of ice at the depths of the Styx.


Alu'Vien Darkstar walks into the rare Gelatinous Dodecahedron.

Dark Archive

Craig bonham 141 was at Hiroshima at ground zero, I may have put him there.

Scarab Sages

A CR 500 cricket is STILL a cricket. I feed him some instant grits. Incapable of belching, the gas and moisture generated as they expand inside him causes him to EXPLODE!


I nail the closet IHIYC is hiding in shut and drop it into a lake of lava.

Grand Lodge

I PUT THE FIVES MOVES OF DOOM ON YOU, BROTHER, THEN BROTHER HOLGAN HOLYWOOD OF THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD GETS THE 24 INCH PYTHONS ON YOUUUUUUUUUU, BROTHER!


Having returned from a long walk back from death... I hand Holgan Holywood his pink slip, and meander off eating a Slim Jim... The Pink Slip contains a maximized empowered Explosive Runes.


As he is walking away from the explosion, I burst from the nearby stream and eat Artemis. NOM NOM NOM!!

Hmmmmm....Elf, like Chinese food...hungry again soon.

Scarab Sages

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goggles of x-ray vision? Check.

Artemis Moonstar's remains sighted in Game Master Scotty's gullet? Check.

corpse explosion spell? Check.


I open the closet and begin my monologue, blocking any method of exit.

Scarab Sages

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I summon Neil Degrasse Tyson, who uses the Power Cosmic to reduce Ben Stein down to his little selfish genes for Expelled!.

Liberty's Edge

All cannons to starboard. We're puttin' an end to this politickin'. Fire all guns!


I crash down a meteor on Hazgarr's ship. There were no survivors.


Let's see what this scroll does? Summon paladin horde? How interesting. Welcome, boys and girls! Yes, he's your target.

*points at the Fiend Fantastic*

*takes out a bag of popcorn and a pair of binoculars to get a better picture*

Scarab Sages

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I take that thing off her head - I'm not sure which of them is Sissyl, but by this point, I suspect separation will kill at least one of them.


I cast magic missile.

Liberty's Edge

Stomped on by the Mississippi department of education.


Super-powered disrupt undead works very well.

Grand Lodge

Hack him to pieces while he screams like a pig!!! DIE PIG!!!!!


*Spit after downtime regenerating*

Luca Blight was killed by something nasty:
Spellcombo: finger of death & disintegrate. Burn peasant, fry and die :D

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