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I send KenderKin a Samurai Hitman.


I steal GoatToucher's goat and use it to beat him to death


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I send CCD a candy-striped Landschnecht


I use my vorpal electric shears on Pulg. Oh look, I rolled a 20...


I enroll MD in Trump University


KK is FIRED!!!

Sovereign Court

Sissyl decides to visit her 'kindly grandmother'.


In the red corner: TBBWoK

In the blue corner: THE WOODCUTTER

Let battle commence!


Sissyl always has the best headgear. People are always telling her this. The horns she's wearing are UGE.

Scarab Sages

I shrink Pulg and GoatToucher down to atomic size and place them at opposite ends of the Large Hadron Collider.


I create a Jester Trap in the middle of the Large Hadron Collider, luring him inside so he is directly in the path of GT and myself as we whizz round inside it at almost unimaginable speeds.


I pull IHIYC out of the the Large Hadron Collider and replace him with a glass lookalike full of nitroglycerin.

As Marvin the Marin would say, "There should be an Earth-shattering kaboom."


I place the Large Hadron Collider in UT's lower GI tract (I use a shoehorn), so the Earth-shattering kaboom occurs in his colon.

Scarab Sages

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I stick GoatToucher's head in a pillory, then move it into the middle of one of those clacky-ball-office-desk-knickknack-things, and let it go until his brains are gradually knocked into pudding.


I lock IHIYC into a closet death match with R. Kelly.

Silver Crusade

*impales Kenderkin on scissor-like appendages*


*blasts JDP with his shoulder-mounted laser*

MATT DAMON!!!


:a serrated and hooked blade erupts six inches out of MDP's chest:

How do you like them :twists blade: apples?

Scarab Sages

Not as much as THESE "apples!"

*rapid-fires miniature bombs at GoatToucher a la the Jester from Gauntlet: Dark Legacy*


*Bludgeons IHYC with a silvered flail, dealing additional Cold damage*

"The silver apples of the moon"

*Bludgeons IHIYC with a gilded flail, dealing additional Fire damage*

"The golden apples of the sun"

Dataphiles

*dry-cleans Pulg to death*

*VOOGAVOOGAVOOGAVOOGAVOOGA-K'THUMP!K'THUMP!K'THUMP!...*


Driven to suicide via being permanently assigned to moderate political opinions on Reddit.


I stick a sign saying "I am a Paladin" to Crusinos's back and teleport them to the Abyss.


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I stick a sign saying "I am a Paladin" to Uncle Teddy's back and teleport him to an alignment thread on the Paizo Forum.


I stick a sign to GoatToucher saying that he's the REAL Captain Yesterday. Then I sit back and watch the fun.

Scarab Sages

I stick a sign saying "I have a name" to Anonymous Warrior's back, and ith implodes from the force of paradox.


I move IHIYC's closet to the Lawn by the Nursing home for Violent and Superpowered Grognards.


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Dressed in full evening dress, cape, top hat, moustache and monocle, I tie Sissyl to the railway tracks moments before the 15:35 steams in.

Scarab Sages

I stuff Pulg's sinuses with cherry bomblets via his overlarge nostrils, leaving one fuse trailing out of them, then light it.


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*Drops AM BARBARIAN on top of IHIYC* If that doesn't kill someone, I have no clue as to what would...

Yet another thread full of debasement, and focused entirely on death humor?

I like it.

Also... my first real necromance

Dark Archive

*Commands the necro-thread to attack GH, hoping the ghoul fever makes its job*
*Reembers GH is immune to disease*

Well, 29 pages of undead goodness are sure enough to make the job anyway.


*Shanks Seleena*


*Summons a Hound Archon*


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Hides a cursed magic item in Kileanna's gear.

This causes her to suffer from the nightmare spell for every aliases she has created (she is attacked by each of her aliases in her nightmare.)


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Nooooo!!! Please, Derailer of Threads, don't do this to me! I wan't to stay on topic, I swear!!!
Lady Audrey Strongshield, why are you holding that torch?

*Walking asleep, mistakes Ko-Ko the Bold for Mohrlex the Reborn and lashes out her more powerful curses at him*


*Places a pit under Kileanna, and throws all the dead bodies in after her.*


*ties a tiny cardboard sigh around Game Hamster's neck*

*writes "squirrels are bad nuts" on the sign*

*dumps him from her golf car in the middle of the local park*

Dark Archive

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Reports Sissyl for impersonating the Lady of Pain to authorities in Sigil. Then lures her into traveling to Sigil.


*Cunningly cancels Kuoleman's Direct Debit to Rent-A-Skull, then sits back and waits until they repossess his bonce after three missed payments*


*Shaves Pulg with a grasscutter*


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*backstabs Kileanna with a ballista*


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Hey, that ballista was from my ship!

*Ties Sissyl to her ship's ram. Then procceeds to bull rush another ship.*


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*Replaces Kiani's regular rum with rum rations from The Wormwood Mutiny*


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*Summons a skulk of foxes. Strangely, that causes an avalanche. Rocks fall. Everyone dies*


*Casts a karmic Forced Reincarnate on Dalindra, turning her into a kender*
*Lets the Kender curiosity and the hatred of many people for them make the rest of the job*


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*Shanks Kileanna... Goblins aren't very creative*


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Hey, that was funny. Why are you not laughing?

*Kender Dalindra tickles Goblin Kid to death*

Awwww... Goblin Kid?


*Sneaks up behind Dalindra bearing two poisonous cymbals and smashes her/his head between them*


*sets fire to the room Pulg is in. A lever sprays a thick fog of bromated flame retardants when pulled*


COMPUTEr, The FriENdlY OvEr>>><<<LoRD DEstROYs THe COMMIE MUTANT SCUM thAT is SiSSYl.

>>>BZZt<<<

DIsintEgraTIon Rays wOrk Best.

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