Order 66


Forum Games

851 to 900 of 2,002 << first < prev | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | next > last >>

I knock out GoatToucher and throw him into the grave along with Grodd, then proceed to bury them.


I'll let the wookie win and tear the arms off Wylliam Harrison and beat him to death


I release the flesh eating beard-wevils.


I'll inject your goat with HIV


Slit throat with barbers razor.


Shank through head

Sovereign Court

Crush you with a piece of debris.

Scarab Sages

I jam a hook up Gorilla Grodd's nose and yank his brains out strand by strand the way the Ancient Egyptians did with mummies.


I connect a scuba air tank to IHIYC's nose, slap some duct tape over his psycho grin, and open the tank fully into him, making him blow up like a balloon, then simply pop like the Bond flunky did. Clean, no blood, nothing.


I cast enlarge on sissyl' s liver, just the liver, then serve a feast of all the foods sissyl loves most for the rest of the day, all imbued with sodium silicate, then when the spell wears off, foigrois glazed from the inside.


I empty a water barrel of anti-bug acid on lightminder, melting him/her/it quickly.


I fire a trout at WH in excess of mach 2, using my piscine rail gun, pulverizing his body.

Scarab Sages

I call Colonel Chapman on GoatToucher, who permanently stops him for being too silly.


I vivisect the clown for his liver and replace mine.

Scarab Sages

1 person marked this as a favorite.

I vivisect the chitin-creature and take it's liver - Sissyl forgets that she needs it more than she needs her humanoid's liver, and soon dies.


Curses, foiled again!!!

Scarab Sages

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Why, yes, I then wrap Sissyl up in aluminium and Hide her In Your refridgerator. Thank you for reminding me!


I stick a stick of ginger up IHIYC's bottom to make him run faster. INTO A WALL OF LIGHTNING!


:something horrible involving a ginger sticking something into Pulg in a lethal fashion. Redacted though: It was just -too- unsavory:

Sovereign Court

*Rips off GoatToucher's head and then smashes it between the palms.*


*Gives Grodd a tankard of wood alcohol and has a drinking contest with him.*

Sovereign Court

*Collapses onto ayden ailean as death approaches.*


:smothers semiconscious Grodd with a pillow, stroking his fur and comforting him with a soft "Shhh. Shhhhhh...":


Force Choke GT and his Goat


Channel Positive energy until the dwarf ghost fries!

Scarab Sages

I take some crayons and pastel paints and COLOR Vashti Amela until she dies of system shock.


Washing the clowns paints off with a grin, I realize that the undead are not the only menace in this thread.

Cleric, very good Fort save.

Cast buffing spells and beat and stab the clown to death and then bury it in consecrated ground.

Not very original, stuck home with bronchitis, breathing and brain not in top form. Sorry!


I poison miss Vashti's victory drink with untracable poison.
She dies after the first sip.


After The Lady sends me back, Quote "Not you're turn yet, go back down there until I call u!".

I call upon Erastil, Wylliams Patron Deity, and make a case of him being a bad evil man, Poisoning ME!

Not a good or lawful act.

Erastil strikes him with lightning shorting him out and slaying him.


Irrelevant, i have no deity, i do not worship.
Neither am i driven by any aligned motives. ^^

But that bolt kind of anoyed me, took me a minute of recovery.

I chop off Vashti's head with this retractable blade in my arm.


With my death curse I marry Wylliam to a combination Peggy Bundy/Bender android in a fully binding, non-retractable marriage, conditioning him to a miserable lifetime until death parts them!

Sczarni

We give Vashti Amela a hug which drains her of all life and reanimates her as one of our succubi slaves

Scarab Sages

Ulfen Death Squad?

Meet Osirian Death Squid! FHTAGN *devour*!

Sovereign Court

*Shows up with a monkey on the right shoulder.*

Alright, Jonjon, go for the face!

*Jonjon leaps off shoulder and onto IHIYC's face.*

Sczarni

We show up with poop shooting tanks and unload all said poop onto the gorilla, crushing it under the weight of stinky poop

Scarab Sages

You know how if there were a bathtub big enough, Saturn would float in the water? Well, I found that bathtub...and the obligatory bar of soap that goes with it. I telekinetically drop it on the Ulfen Death Squad and their shitstormtroopers.


I inform the Pun Lords of Quathavoor that IHIYC has neglected to call UDS's minions 'stormpoopers' and watch them express their divine displeasure from a safe distance.

Sczarni

Pulg failed to realize what he labeled as our "stormpoopers" are just the pawns of our pawns. In doing so, he failed to perceive our bacon bomb he was sitting on.

No more pulg.


I introduce the UDS to my best friend: three tons of flesh eating beetles!


I introduce GoatToucher to the latest inventions; semi-construct undead rat swarm. They can gnaw and eat a person clean within a few minutes.


Oh yes! Right there! Now a bit to the left... -that's- it... Mmm.

Wylliam's robo-nipples? Meet Mr. Jumper Cables VonHookedUpToACarBattery, MD.


*ZAPZAPZAPZAP*
*Stands up after a minute*

Well that was a new one. Allow me to introduce you to this satyr looking for payback...oh yes, he's carrying a meathook and sickle.

He's all yours mister satyr.

Sczarni

The goat touched and Mr Harrison, say hello to our little friend: stink cloud aura. You are now dead due to our undead stench and are never raiseable, even as undead.


I send the local YWWLA (Young Werewolf Lycanthrope Association) at the Ulfen Death Squad. The resulting ripped-off-bones-and-digging-them-down orgy is quite watchable - so goes on youtube.

Sovereign Court

I point out that werewolf is one word to Sissyl, so the organisation should be YWLA not YWWLA, and she dies of an embarrassment induced heart attack.

Dataphiles

*tweedletweetbeepbeepKKRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTKTYEEEEEOOOOWWW!!!*


Uh... yeah. Contrary to what Gorilla Grodd says, they did choose the acronym YWWLA, not YWLA, because YWLA was taken by Young Wereboars of Los Angeles. Intra-lycanthrope politics are often a confusing thing.

I push R2-FU down the stairs. Rocket legs not installed yet, see?

Sczarni

Sissyl, you smell that? It's our death stitch aura. We sure do love seeing body parts melt off the bone quite similar to that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.


UDS, meet RoboPope. Part man. Part machine. All Pope.

:ducks and covers to avoid the catastrophic wave of positive energy:

:Like, remember when the moon of Kronos blew up in that Star Trek movie? Like that, only with a Pope:

Sovereign Court

I place GoatToucher on a burning crucifix, to finally pay for his crimes!

851 to 900 of 2,002 << first < prev | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Gamer Life / Forum Games / Order 66 All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.