Why Goblins HATE dogs and horses....


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I just got Inner Sea Gods, read up on Lamashtu, and put two and two together. It does not come right out and say it, but here are the facts.

-Lamashtu birthed/created the goblin race.
-Lamashtu slew the old beast god and took his Animal Domain. Since then, all beasts are hostile (wild) to civilized people.
-Dogs and Horses are mostly tame animals, and are beloved of sentient beings for their loyalty and helpfulness.

What if, long ago, the first horses and dogs defied Lamashtu as their new mistress/goddess? What if this betrayal provoked her wrath?

What if the Mother of Monsters specifically created Goblins to exact revenge on dogs and horses for abandoning her?

Sound crazy? Then it must be true, because it's Lamashtu...


Well thats neat.

Shadow Lodge

I think you might be on to something.

Although if she was going to create a monster to deliver her wrath to dogs and horses, goblins don't seem the best choice.
Or maybe that's the point.


Arcanemuses wrote:


-Lamashtu slew the old beast god and took his Animal Domain. Since then, all beasts are hostile (wild) to civilized people.

Whoa did they actually make a reason for random encounter animals to just attack adventurers?


The problem with this theory: Do goblins also hate house cats and farm animals, like chicken, cattle etc.?

As far as I know they don't care about those any more than any other animal (meaning they are in one or more of these categories for goblins: scary, food, useful or entertainment)

I don't think goblins really have a coherent reason for hating dogs and horses. And I like it that way.

Sovereign Court

Because horses are prone to "accidentally" stepping on goblins, and dogs are well-suited to dragging them out of their holes?

Shadow Lodge

Threeshades wrote:

The problem with this theory: Do goblins also hate house cats and farm animals, like chicken, cattle etc.?

As far as I know they don't care about those any more than any other animal (meaning they are in one or more of these categories for goblins: scary, food, useful or entertainment)

I also thought about this, but house cats and other farm animals aren't quite the same. They don't form the same level bond with humans (or other humanoids) as quickly or easily.

There's a reason dogs are known as mans best friend, and horses aren't too far behind.
You can tame other farm animals, but you work harder and resaults aren't as good. Cats, well, you never tame them.
Of course there are exceptions.

As for believing, this is a theory that fits, the rest is up to you.


I think it may be this; which is probably the same reason they hate writing.


Concerning the reading thing, it always made me want to make a mythic enemy, an ancient goblin wizard who had a magic book that stole the souls of those that put their names in it and stole knowledge from others when he wrote in it. It would give some rationale for the fear and might be a fun villain if he comes back.


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Goblin hate for dogs & horses is not so ancestral that most of you think.

In 3702 AR, the ruler of Taldor and his court were very fond of Fox Hunting to the point that foxes were about to disappear from this part of the world.

The Green Faith druids protested and ordered to the taldan nobility to stop this sport. First, they refused but after some accidental deaths in the woods (some treants were suspected but their alibi could never be broken), they negociated with the druids : they could keep on their sport but the only creture that they could hunt without threatening the natural balance was the goblin.


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The real question is why does not everyone hate dogs?


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Arcanemuses wrote:

I just got Inner Sea Gods, read up on Lamashtu, and put two and two together. It does not come right out and say it, but here are the facts.

-Lamashtu birthed/created the goblin race.
-Lamashtu slew the old beast god and took his Animal Domain. Since then, all beasts are hostile (wild) to civilized people.
-Dogs and Horses are mostly tame animals, and are beloved of sentient beings for their loyalty and helpfulness.

What if, long ago, the first horses and dogs defied Lamashtu as their new mistress/goddess? What if this betrayal provoked her wrath?

What if the Mother of Monsters specifically created Goblins to exact revenge on dogs and horses for abandoning her?

Sound crazy? Then it must be true, because it's Lamashtu...

I think it's also plausible that goblins are angry because those are definitely not chocolate brownies that the dog left on their front doorstep as they originally thought.

PS: Your theory is actually really awesome. Please don't think I'm poking fun at it. ^_^


Noir le Lotus wrote:

Goblin hate for dogs & horses is not so ancestral that most of you think.

In 3702 AR, the ruler of Taldor and his court were very fond of Fox Hunting to the point that foxes were about to disappear from this part of the world.

The Green Faith druids protested and ordered to the taldan nobility to stop this sport. First, they refused but after some accidental deaths in the woods (some treants were suspected but their alibi could never be broken), they negociated with the druids : they could keep on their sport but the only creture that they could hunt without threatening the natural balance was the goblin.

That, is actually pretty atrocious. I didn't know bioth the green faith and the Talan nobility were straight down evil.


Threeshades wrote:
Noir le Lotus wrote:

Goblin hate for dogs & horses is not so ancestral that most of you think.

In 3702 AR, the ruler of Taldor and his court were very fond of Fox Hunting to the point that foxes were about to disappear from this part of the world.

The Green Faith druids protested and ordered to the taldan nobility to stop this sport. First, they refused but after some accidental deaths in the woods (some treants were suspected but their alibi could never be broken), they negociated with the druids : they could keep on their sport but the only creture that they could hunt without threatening the natural balance was the goblin.

That, is actually pretty atrocious. I didn't know bioth the green faith and the Talan nobility were straight down evil.

This is DnD spin-off. Sometimes the only difference between "exemplar of good" and "straight down evil" is window dressing.


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MagusJanus wrote:
Threeshades wrote:
Noir le Lotus wrote:

Goblin hate for dogs & horses is not so ancestral that most of you think.

In 3702 AR, the ruler of Taldor and his court were very fond of Fox Hunting to the point that foxes were about to disappear from this part of the world.

The Green Faith druids protested and ordered to the taldan nobility to stop this sport. First, they refused but after some accidental deaths in the woods (some treants were suspected but their alibi could never be broken), they negociated with the druids : they could keep on their sport but the only creture that they could hunt without threatening the natural balance was the goblin.

That, is actually pretty atrocious. I didn't know bioth the green faith and the Talan nobility were straight down evil.
This is DnD spin-off. Sometimes the only difference between "exemplar of good" and "straight down evil" is window dressing.

What are you talking about? They're goblins, if you don't perform regular population control they end up stripping the countryside and doing more damage than the feral hogs are doing to Texas right now.


Like I said: Window dressing.


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according to goblins of golorion its because 1 as Ascalaphus said the dogs can find and kill them pretty easily, and horses can run them down pretty fast, and 2 one of the goblin hero gods is the patron of horse killing and dog murder. as for the reading thing apparently the goblins got tired of asmodeus tricking them all the time.


Well clearly Goblins hate dogs because Goblins are natural Stealth masters and Dogs get Scent.


Threeshades wrote:
That, is actually pretty atrocious. I didn't know bioth the green faith and the Talan nobility were straight down evil.

How much adventures of your 1st level PCs could be resumed in "Let's slay some goblins to gain loot & xp" ?? And how many times did you decide to solve the module by negociating with the goblins instead of slaughtering a complete tribe whose only crime was to steal 2 pigs ?

As MagusJanus said, this is D&D spin-off. For some parties, creatures appearing the a bestiary are nothing more than a good opportunity to have fun & gain XP.


I can rightfully say, none of my non-evil aligned characters ever attacked another living creature without that creature posing a clear threat to them or someone innocent. And in my times as GM I also have never had a point where the PCs acted differently. If I want a goblin camp to be a combat encounter I usually give a damn good reason. For example, the goblin actually terrorizing the surrounding area and murdering things.

But just going hunting for sapient creatures because some druids didn't like fox hunts (which in themselves are bad enough), because nobles get bored in my opinion is evil, even if those creatures actually are this terrible.


Or...we could all just go with my idea lol.

Silver Crusade

Well I think it is just a goblin and goblin like creature thing. After all grind lows hate squid and those whatmacallitz in the jade empire hate octopi

Dark Archive

Is it just horses specifically? Or all equines? Can the use donkeys and mules?


IF you go full pedantic then it is exactly what it says it is in black and white. See Weapon Familiarity {scroll down}, then Goblin Favored Class Options for Ranger {scroll down some more} Note: "doglike" & "horselike", goblin dogs are actually rodents. BOTH of those are Options. Monsters and PC's are a bit different.

I think most people realize it is just some thematic trivia added to outline the poor relations between; a) popular humanoids and their common companions/allies, and b) goblins.

If your game was dominated by a halfling theme feel free to switch it to corgi riding dogs and luck bonuses.


So, if Goblins hate dogs, why do Goblin dogs exist? their description specifically state that goblins are their masters, and there are minis of Goblins riding them?


TxSam88 wrote:
So, if Goblins hate dogs, why do Goblin dogs exist? their description specifically state that goblins are their masters, and there are minis of Goblins riding them?

perhaps you should have read my post 1:19 before yours...

Azothath wrote:
...Note: ..., goblin dogs are actually rodents. ...

mystery solved

Dark Archive

TxSam88 wrote:
So, if Goblins hate dogs, why do Goblin dogs exist? their description specifically state that goblins are their masters, and there are minis of Goblins riding them?

My understanding is it's just domestic dogs.

They do use other forms of canidae.

Hence my question regarding horses.


Regarding Goblin Dogs, perhaps you should read the Bestiary 1 or Archives of Nethys:

https://www.aonprd.com/MonsterDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Goblin%20Dog

Quote:
Despite its name, the goblin dog is in fact a species of rodent grown monstrously large. Their long-legged shape and proclivity to hunt and run in packs earned them their popular name, a name that many goblins take issue with, as it galls the average goblin to consider these, their favored mounts, having anything at all to do with actual dogs. Of course, being goblins, they haven’t bothered to come up with alternate names for goblin dogs. Perhaps they don’t realize they can.

*emphasis mine

Regarding Horses, I'm not really sure. My guess is they are common allies for the taller core races (humans, elves, etc), so they are hated for association.

Silver Crusade

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The gentry likes to dress up in red coats, white trousers, ride horses, release dogs, and go on goblin hunts.

They hate dogs because they sniff out their lairs and fear horses because those carry fearsome human warriors that ensnare or kill goblins depending on their mood.


I always read it that the Goblins were annoying pests that keep trying to hurt, maim and murder both simply because they can. So not respond in kind. I never felt it to be because of a divine issue at least in my campaigns.


nah - It's because dogs and horses are better at poetry than goblins which is how the grudge started at a drunken limerick contest many moons ago...

Shadow Lodge

Goblins like wolves, and work with worgs.

It's just domestic breeds of canine they despise

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