CC The Iron Tusk Band: Greenskin brutality, Golgotha discipline.


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Oi! Lats line up an lissen, us gonna blah abowt bashin hummies an gettin paid ta do id!

Iron Tusk am a band ob mersa... mercer... bashers for hire. Us am speshully trained for military operayshuns, sieges, an taykin or holdin towers an forts, an us live in Gogoblah when us not owt on some contract.

Dis da best life any greenskin could want. If you's orc-blooded, an likes linin up wif sum of da brutalest, fearsomest, bestest bashers on da Crusaydur Road, an gettin ta bash heds an get paid fer doin it, blah at me an join da Iron Tusk.

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The Iron Tusk Band is an RP-PvP mercenary company based in Golgotha, part of the Xeilian Empire. The company will be dedicated to racial roleplay as orcs and half-orcs, and to formation fighting and territorial-control combat as described in this dev blog. As a Lawful Evil, high-reputation oriented group, we hope to be seen as a valuable and dangerous battlefield resource- someone to be hired to do the things that good-aligned forces simply can't, while firmly committing to honor our contracts and contribute positively to the color of the game world.

Iron Tusk is alt-friendly. We welcome the player who wants to take an occasional break from a good-aligned main character, or explore the soldier career path for a change of pace. We expect that many of those who try us out will have so much fun that their greenskin alt becomes their main.

Contact Guurzak or any of the Golgotha leadership with questions or contract opportunities, or visit Xeilias.com to apply.

Hoowah orcs!

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Nice!

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Welcome, Tusks!

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I used to love roll playing orcs in Ultima Online. We'd all put on orc masks and terrorize the towns. Hummies must die!

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I've added your Company to the Guild Recruitment & Helpful Links list alongside Golgotha. If you have a brief description you'd like to appear there to let people know about your guild while they're browsing that list, please PM me.

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I knew we could trust Golgotha to provide us with some proper green targets ! Goblins are not really interesting, one arrow and they're down. Orcs on the other hand are good for practicing: if you miss vital parts, they continue to run. Plus Golgotha will presumably armor them so we'll have to hit eyes or the neck to claim a one shot ...

That said, congrats for a new racial-themed company !

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The only problem is people downvoting the ability to have Orc as a playable race.

Edit* Half Orcs are only half as fun ;)

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Nonsense. Half-Orcs are smarter, which makes them that much more dangerous of an opponent...and potentially a race with more depth to them for RP.

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Orcs don't need armor- us trained from a very young age dat "if you gonna get hit, just tayk it on da hed."

On da udder hand, we needs to wear metal shurts so we gots someplace to mount all da spiky bits on.

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Head of the line!

One half-breed war priest reportin fer bashin' duty, Boss!

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So who in the band plays the harp?

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Aet Kard Warstein wrote:
So who in the band plays the harp?

Does you wanna be a half-orc?
Git up, let's go an bash!
Me neber sees you anymore
Brake down da door
Quit sittin on yer ash.

We use ta be green buddies
And now we aint
Me bash you till you cry!

Does you wanna be a half-orc?
Nuffin better den a half-orc...

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Dat wuz bootyful, Boss.

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The moment I heard about this group, the one word that jumped into my mind was 'AWESOME.'

Best of luck on your recruiting, look forward to seeing you guys go far. I think this is an excellent addition to your settlement and the game as a whole.

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I have been asking around about becoming an honorary Orc. So far, they keep just telling me to find some stilts and green paint.

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Half Gnome...Half orc.

GNORMC.

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Orignome: The ancient art of dressing gnomes up as orcs

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Sounds like a fun group. I couldn't help but read that entire RP post with the Orc voices from Dawn of War. XD

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Gol Tigari wrote:

Half Gnome...Half orc.

GNORMC.

Me just gonna ignormc dis dumhed skah.

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Good luck guys! Orcs are my second favorite fantasy race. I hope one day we will see the full blooded kind as a playable race. Also there is good chance you might know about them but here is a link to a group that you might get some recruits from. Shadowclan Orcs.

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Orcs in an "evil empire" kind of settlement? Well then, we know where all the halflings disappeared. They've taken the hobbits to Golgotha!

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They're taking the hobbits to Golgotha!
...Tha!
...Tha!
...Tha!
...Tha!

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

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Us also diversif... diver... branchin owt ta offer Iron Tusk Insurance, a vary reezunabul way ta safeguard you's settlement an holdings against da horribul danjurs of random undead hordes.

Random undead hordes is a seriuz problum, ekspeshully fer dem wot didn't buy da insurance.

Youse shud definitely tink abowt gettin dis insurance. Me be back in a week an us can blah more abowt dis after you had sum time to tink abowt dis vary benefishul offer.

Also, if you likes da idea of collectin insurance moneys frum peepul dat duznt want to get ovverun by hundreds of zombies, an if you's green, come blah wif Guurzak. Iron Tusk am a growin organizashun an us always on da lookout fer new legbrea... talent.

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Me thot da River Kingdums was supposta be full of big bad. Where all da greenskins at?

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Ya neber knows wut tomorrow gonna bring on da Crusaydur Road, but ya can be shur of dis wun ting:

Da orcs is gonna bash sumfin up good.

If you is a orc, or if you likes bashin stuff, or if you likes bashin peepul... or all of da abuvv... Ya should prolly line up wif da Iron Tusks.

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Wy duz orcs got such big nostrils?

Well look how big dems fingers is!

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Orcs doesn't bump. Dis am more of a bash, or maybe a womp.

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So fer dem wot duzzn't alreddy herd abowt da Iron Tusk an is tinkin', "Oi! Wut me gunna do in dis gaym, me is a orc?!" Well, dis am wut you is gonna do.

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Guurzak herd dat deres peepul in dis playse dat nub herd abowt da Iron Tusks.

Guurzak doant find dat akseptabul.

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