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[Vampire Schism]

Glad everyone had a good time.
Thank you to Vidmaster7 for that impromptu performance.
Special thanks to Pulg's Accordion band for their fine work.
Don't worry about your empties, I hired the Bleached Otyugh Company to do cleanup.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

It is a fine thing to see our old friend has moved up in the world!

[Chuck Les, Son of Jokey]

He's moved 'vamp-higher' up in the 'pecking order'!

A hoogie-hoogie-hoop-hoop-harooooo!

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

I had intended to refer to the surprisingly-entrepreneurial Master Otyugh....

[high G]

What? An Ogre Zombie has 85hp?!

Shut it down.

[Vidmaster7]

Even Otyugh's have their place in the world.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Yes they do! In fact, I believe Bleached Otyugh is up for the task of clearing all the debris that used to be a balcony which is now on the floor, along with Vidmaster7's motorcycle and some unconscious hecklers.

[Vidmaster7]

I hope when they wake up they don't accuse me of being a cycle-path

[high G]

Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.
Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.
Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.

Shut it down.

[Vidmaster7]

>.>

[high G]

Did you know a meteorite hit the Pacific ocean 11,600 years ago throwing water up into the atmosphere.

It took 40 days and 40 nights for the atmosphere to clear up.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

How long have you had this fear of water?

[high G]

This meteor hitting the Pacific ocean is why all historical cultures have a flood myth.

Shut it down.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Very insightful, very insightful indeed.

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You are all weirdos. Ugh!

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Shut it down.

[Pulg]

Now open it back up again.

[Vidmaster7]

Now close it

[Pulg]

Now open it up halfway and give it a rub with an oily rag.

[Captain Spalding]

Is that the same oil you use to keep your hair shiny and full?

[Pulg]

No. I wash my pelt in Essence of Porridge.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Here's his lifetime supply!

*Opens what is believed to be a closet, only to find out that it's a recording studio. With Pulg's fairy glockenspiel band currently recording a new song.*

Nevermind.

*Closes the door.*

[Pulg's Fairy Glockenspiel Band]

*Ping! Ping ping ping ping! Ping ping ping ping ping ping piiiing!"

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Brilliant, simply wonderful!

*Claps along to the music.*

Oh, how I wish my brother Gomez and the rest of the family could hear this! They would so love it!

[high G]

Evidence unearthed at more than two dozen sites
across North America suggests remnants of a comet
exploded in Earth's atmosphere, above Canada,
about 12,900 years ago.

Western Canada to be exact -- this kind of activity could have killed
all the North American woolly Mammoths. :(

Oh my!

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

So, I'm guessing that the G stands for Google, yes?

[Pulg]

high G wrote:

Evidence unearthed at more than two dozen sites

across North America suggests remnants of a comet
exploded in Earth's atmosphere, above Canada,
about 12,900 years ago.

Western Canada to be exact -- this kind of activity could have killed
all the North American woolly Mammoths. :(

Oh my!

We can easily knit some more. It'll be fine.

[Vidmaster7]

Be BOOP

[Beep Beep]

Beep Beep!

[HepPlutoCat]

Bebop skadiddley doobie.

[GoatToucher]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

The #1 Stealth skill is: Not to stand up.

To wit: GoatToucher, will you stand up, please?

Everyone must stand up eventually. The key is not to do so until the gunmen have gone.

[The Last Question]

*sound of a gamma-ray burst being cocked*

But how long until then...?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Stand up and find out.

[Vidmaster7]

Fair enough.

[Comte de Malodor]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Stand up and find out.

Don't you have spawn for that sort of thing?

[Vidmaster7]

I thought vampire spawn came from biting people.

[Comte de Malodor]

Of course, but they still make pretty good meat-shields if you happen to have run out of peasants.

[Vidmaster7]

Really what doesn't make a good meat shield...

[Pulg]

A skeleton?

[Pulg]

A vegan skeleton?

[Vidmaster7]

Vegan skeleton with a vitamin D deficiency .

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Actually, even with a vitamin D deficiency, skeletons can make very good meat shields (or rather bone walls) just make sure that you have a lot of them. Personally though, I'd rather use blood elementals and other such blood powered monstrosities to serve as my bodyguards.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Oh and Comte de Malodor, one more thing.

*Throws a a freshly caught sea trout at Comte de Malodor.*

*SMACK!*

Don't ever say things like that again (it's quite inappropriate in terms of vampire lingo).

[Lady Blackmoor]

Really, Count. My brother may be a rude, annoying little gobshite, but he is a nobleman of France, and hence should only be struck with a salmon or better.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*flings lampreys at the three of them - and also at Pulg, if only for the sake of a suitable control variable*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Catches lamprey effortlessly in one hand and throws it at Vidmaster7 (and it gets entangled in his beard).*

My apologies, Lady Blackmoor, it was all that I had at the time.

[Vidmaster7]

Eh its not the first time I've had the ol "Lamprey beard".

[Pulg]

Hey hey, free lampreys.

[Vidmaster7]

Slimy yet satisfying.

[Comte de Malodor]

You're too kind.

What about the lampreys?

[Vampire Schism]

They are a type of eel that attaches to someone and sucks their blood out through the skin.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Vampire Schism wrote:

They are a type of eel that attaches to someone and sucks their blood out through the skin.

But that's not important right now....