Goth Guru |
Drandle Dreng always has us do ________ at odd hours of the day.
Gelatinous Shots
One time, at Zarta's gatherings. She had ________ do ________ to ________.
The Stranger
MotorboatingAn Intoxicated Unicorn
Decemvirate selections are actually just ___________ matches.
Dwarven Doors
I ready an action to _________ when ________.
Bomb
The clock tolls midnightCast Haste
Combat Starts
Plant Magic Beans
We find dirt
Goth Guru |
Black
Starfinder will include...
White
Public Intoxication
Public Toilet Center Stage
The Antimatter Diet
High fashion Cyber Enhancements
Terraforming as high art
Explosive Graffiti
Sentient living art
Fission Chips
Random space object encounter tables
Living planet labor union
Asteroid gangs
Drow space pirates
Gnoll necromantic tech.
Bunnies with a stellar empire
Goth Guru |
Black
A dungeon based on Facebook includes...
White
A door that requires a real world driver's license to open
An amazing multi layer puzzle that vanishes just before you were going to solve it
A VR room that takes your GPs
Devils that try to blame you for flaws in the dungeon
An adventuring party of normal cats
Glitch tiles that teleport you out of the dungeon
An artifact that lets you create a world, then takes it away from you
Complaint Forms that NPCs can fill out that get the PC banned from the dungeon for a month
Rooms that get erased and replaced with new, worse rooms
Addictive games that cause massive pain any day they are not played
Goth Guru |
Black
________ has been banned from all Pathfinder games.
White
Wish that there be no more wishes anywhere
Wish that every day be a certain holiday(Timmy Turner rule)
Telling an inevitable or computer, "I'm lying"
PC with the Were Roc template.
Any assassin owning the songbird item.
Materials printed in Dragon magazine(at least not word for word)
The same PC in the same module twice.
Profanity
Porn
Real weapons
Moving someones car(so they think it was stolen)
Herbivores eating Herbivores
Tipping over a table during a game
Goth Guru |
Black
You dream about____
Raccoons break in and eat/ruin all the ______
White
Cake
Pie
Sheep jumping over a fence
Pond full of ducks
Musical Battle at Sea
Castle in the clouds
Blarney, the singing, irish, T-rex
A red balloon, floating through a major city
This.
The floor is lava
The world made of squirming worms
The Mad Tea party
Opposite Day
Your PC, as a goblin
Being a monster exploring a dungeon full of monster hunters
You are a gun
All your gear starts talking to you
Your clothing turns into spiders
You see a rotting zombie, then realize that's a mirror
Gingerbread men
Gingerbread women
Goth Guru |
Black
"Your unbreakable arrow is lost because..."
White
It got washed downstream.
It went through the secret door.
It's embedded in the wall.
It entombed itself in the forest floor.
It fell into that bottomless pit.
It's in the bag of lost things.
It's in the upcoming online game, Sandpoint Nights.
It fell through the floor into a higher level dungeon.
A stirge took it to build a nest.
A dire beaver added it to it's dam.
Alexander Augunas Contributor |
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Fun, but these cards are WAY too tame for Cards Against Humanity. Allow me....
BLACK CARDS
— "What is guaranteed to make John Compton cry at the gaming table?"
— "Man, f*** this s***. I just spent four hours playing the new Thurston Hillman scenario and there wasn't a single instance of _______."
— "Pathfinder Society is ruined forever. They just announced that they'll be adding ________ to the Guide to Organized Play."
— "What did I socket into my wayfinder?"
— "What is the motto of the Pathfinder Society? (PICK 3)"
— "Why are we going to the Blakros Museum this time?"
WHITE CARDS
— A forum suggestion that's actually racism.
— The sexual appetites of Zarta Draelin.
— Kreigton Shane, dancing naked in a library with a crocodile.
— Drendle Dreng, watching you sleep.
— Janira Galvix and that charming way that she won't shut the f*** up.
— A crane style monk wearing a jingasa with the fortunate soldier who does sick back flips and solos scenarios.
— Grandmaster Torch, naked in a bathtub.
Blackwolfe |
These are great! And this one made me choke.
I can't read people's black cards without thinking of more white cards!
A Poo Golem
Your daughter's Ponyfinder character
Your creepy uncle's Ponyfinder character
A gazebo
A Grazebrou misspelled as a Gazebo
Only because I know more than a few 40+ somethings who get a little too excited about Ponyfinder. Thank you for the near-death experience sir!
Goth Guru |
Black Card
I bumped the topic because...
White Cards
Because I can
Because it's there
Necromancy is fun
A distraction from things it hurts to think about
Eris commands it
More fire!
Grumpy Cat
A player destroying their character sheet because their goblin's name is written on it.
Reverse discrimination is fantasy
Environmental impact of 9th or higher level spells
Goth Guru |
More white cards
The topic got near the bottom of the page.
You don't know my pain!
Don't judge my character!
For PVP, play Good Game Empire!
A trans. NPC who keeps trying on magical girdles.
Many barrels of gunpowder.
An everfull fountain of spiked egg nog.
1D20 tins of fruitcake.
Were Krampus epidemic.
Reindeer with flight and a light generating nose.
LackofFocus Regional Venture-Coordinator, Massachusetts—North Shore |
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So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.
Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 Blanks
Card Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches
WalterGM RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8 |
So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.
Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 BlanksCard Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches
Awesome!
Was this in a word doc at some point? I'd love to steal the formatting and make some more cards :DLackofFocus Regional Venture-Coordinator, Massachusetts—North Shore |
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Lucas Servideo wrote:So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.
Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 BlanksCard Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches
Awesome!
Was this in a word doc at some point? I'd love to steal the formatting and make some more cards :D
Sadly no it wasn't, I copied and pasted right from the thread to a InDesign File I had prepped.
Now that I have the templates it will be easy for me to make more cards.
WalterGM RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8 |
Walter Sheppard wrote:Lucas Servideo wrote:So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.
Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 BlanksCard Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches
Awesome!
Was this in a word doc at some point? I'd love to steal the formatting and make some more cards :DSadly no it wasn't, I copied and pasted right from the thread to a InDesign File I had prepped.
Now that I have the templates it will be easy for me to make more cards.
Roger. Thanks again!
RocMeAsmodeus |
Kerney wrote:Goth Guru wrote:Alternative factsWhite card
Fake news
No... just, no.
Let's leave real world politics to the normal Cards Against Humanity, and out of our Pathfinder version.
Perhaps some re-skinning will make them more palatable:
A clarity pyre piled high with "fake news."
"Alternative facts" compiled by the Order of the Glyph.