Pathfinders Against Humanity


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Silver Crusade 4/5

Drandle Dreng always has us do ________ at odd hours of the day.

One time, at Zarta's gatherings. She had ________ do ________ to ________.

Decemvirate selections are actually just ___________ matches.

I ready an action to _________ when ________.


Hima Flametinker III wrote:
Drandle Dreng always has us do ________ at odd hours of the day.

Gelatinous Shots

Hima Flametinker III wrote:
One time, at Zarta's gatherings. She had ________ do ________ to ________.

The Stranger

Motorboating
An Intoxicated Unicorn

Hima Flametinker III wrote:
Decemvirate selections are actually just ___________ matches.

Dwarven Doors

Hima Flametinker III wrote:

I ready an action to _________ when ________.

Bomb

The clock tolls midnight

Cast Haste
Combat Starts

Plant Magic Beans
We find dirt

Shadow Lodge 1/5

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Just for the record, I'm putting together a Cardcast deck with the posts from this thread. You can use these decks on Pretend You're Xyzzy to play online Pathfinder-themed CAH with anyone. It's not finished yet, but the code is 8VKC6.


Good to see some potential free card stuff. ;)

May not be too familiar with the "Cards against Humanity" game but it does look like a weird mash of pre-chosen madlibs and cards. :)

P.S. So has anyone put in any "erratas" and stuff as viable... nouns? ;)


White
The majority opinion of posters
An arrow sticking out of an invisible person
PC slave owners


Black
Starfinder will include...

White
Public Intoxication
Public Toilet Center Stage
The Antimatter Diet
High fashion Cyber Enhancements
Terraforming as high art
Explosive Graffiti
Sentient living art
Fission Chips
Random space object encounter tables
Living planet labor union
Asteroid gangs
Drow space pirates
Gnoll necromantic tech.
Bunnies with a stellar empire


White
Rules and Restriction Cremation Party
(Throws once a day recharge rule for staffs into the fire)
Mythic Dire Rhea
Pulsating Paisley space monster
Multi Planar Gargle Blaster
Ultimate Improbability Drive
A unique shade of Bloo


Black
A dungeon based on Facebook includes...

White
A door that requires a real world driver's license to open
An amazing multi layer puzzle that vanishes just before you were going to solve it
A VR room that takes your GPs
Devils that try to blame you for flaws in the dungeon
An adventuring party of normal cats
Glitch tiles that teleport you out of the dungeon
An artifact that lets you create a world, then takes it away from you
Complaint Forms that NPCs can fill out that get the PC banned from the dungeon for a month
Rooms that get erased and replaced with new, worse rooms
Addictive games that cause massive pain any day they are not played

Silver Crusade 4/5

We can haz _______


Fromper wrote:


Black
We can haz _______?

White

Cheeseburger
Hayburger
Dark Tapestry Card Game
Hovering potion and scroll store
Emergency Staff of Life and Death
The treasure map of Bad Dog Bart
Anime rules for fighters
CLW moonshine
Raise dead lotion
Exploding Shrooms
10 Dimensional space


Black
To open a path to an additional universe, you need _____.

White
Special tuning forks
Dark Matter
Dark Energy
A slider device(Wormhole manipulator)
A gravity well
A Red Herring
Mcguffin
The Maltese Falcon
The well of worlds


Black
________ has been banned from all Pathfinder games.

White
Wish that there be no more wishes anywhere
Wish that every day be a certain holiday(Timmy Turner rule)
Telling an inevitable or computer, "I'm lying"
PC with the Were Roc template.
Any assassin owning the songbird item.
Materials printed in Dragon magazine(at least not word for word)
The same PC in the same module twice.
Profanity
Porn
Real weapons
Moving someones car(so they think it was stolen)
Herbivores eating Herbivores
Tipping over a table during a game


Black
You dream about____
Raccoons break in and eat/ruin all the ______

White
Cake
Pie
Sheep jumping over a fence
Pond full of ducks
Musical Battle at Sea
Castle in the clouds
Blarney, the singing, irish, T-rex
A red balloon, floating through a major city
This.
The floor is lava
The world made of squirming worms
The Mad Tea party
Opposite Day
Your PC, as a goblin
Being a monster exploring a dungeon full of monster hunters
You are a gun
All your gear starts talking to you
Your clothing turns into spiders
You see a rotting zombie, then realize that's a mirror
Gingerbread men
Gingerbread women


Black
"Your unbreakable arrow is lost because..."

White
It got washed downstream.
It went through the secret door.
It's embedded in the wall.
It entombed itself in the forest floor.
It fell into that bottomless pit.
It's in the bag of lost things.
It's in the upcoming online game, Sandpoint Nights.
It fell through the floor into a higher level dungeon.
A stirge took it to build a nest.
A dire beaver added it to it's dam.

4/5 5/5 * Contributor

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Fun, but these cards are WAY too tame for Cards Against Humanity. Allow me....

BLACK CARDS
— "What is guaranteed to make John Compton cry at the gaming table?"
— "Man, f*** this s***. I just spent four hours playing the new Thurston Hillman scenario and there wasn't a single instance of _______."
— "Pathfinder Society is ruined forever. They just announced that they'll be adding ________ to the Guide to Organized Play."
— "What did I socket into my wayfinder?"
— "What is the motto of the Pathfinder Society? (PICK 3)"
— "Why are we going to the Blakros Museum this time?"

WHITE CARDS
— A forum suggestion that's actually racism.
— The sexual appetites of Zarta Draelin.
— Kreigton Shane, dancing naked in a library with a crocodile.
— Drendle Dreng, watching you sleep.
— Janira Galvix and that charming way that she won't shut the f*** up.
— A crane style monk wearing a jingasa with the fortunate soldier who does sick back flips and solos scenarios.
— Grandmaster Torch, naked in a bathtub.

5/5 5/55/55/5

-grandmaster torch dressed in a bathtub


Grandmaster Torch's mirror, gained sentience and escaped.


Enchantment Addiction
Core Paradox
Blunt Arrows capped with silver pieces
5 Silver pieces welded together to form a sling bullet
The item animates you as a bloody skeleton
Wanted Undead or Alive
Maid outfit of invulnerability
Butler's outfit of invincibility
Aroden Bloodline
The Wormlord's Scythe


White
PCs replaced only by pregens
TPK in a linked series of adventures
PFS Phobia
Homebrew Phobia
Spoiler Phobia
Phobia Phobia(The fear that all your fears are imaginary)


White
Alchemist's Grenade Launcher
Blackstaffing Spell
Corby of Ill Omen familiar


White
Pathfinder to Spacefinder conversion
Use Technological device
Outsiders as aliens
Aliens as outsiders
Magic Tech
Fleshwarper Moreau


White
Unmarried Babies
Wombat PC named Digger


Black
Banned Spell

White
Thread Necromancy
Break the Fourth Wall
GM Bribe
Awaken Old One
Nuclear Winter

1/5

Black
Massive forum argument about the ____________ encounter.
Rules clarification when combining ___________ with ____________.
There is no way ___________ is going to be sanctioned, even in campaign mode.
New goblins scenario involves ________________.

Sovereign Court 4/5 5/55/5 **

Pathfinder Maps, Rulebook, Starfinder Maps, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

White:
Adril Hestrom's Pathfinder Lube.
Barbarians at a Banquet.

Grand Lodge

These are great! And this one made me choke.

Goth Guru wrote:

I can't read people's black cards without thinking of more white cards!

A Poo Golem
Your daughter's Ponyfinder character
Your creepy uncle's Ponyfinder character
A gazebo
A Grazebrou misspelled as a Gazebo

Only because I know more than a few 40+ somethings who get a little too excited about Ponyfinder. Thank you for the near-death experience sir!


"New book from Paizo: Ultimate ______, exploring the topic of ______ and creating ______ characters!"


White cards
Creepy clown mask
Your Dad, the creepy clown
Your GM, wearing creepy clown makeup
Crawly Clowns, in a Bestiary
Official stats for scary, undead, clowns


Black Card
Your post was deleted because_______

White Card
Any word starting with Sui
TMI
Real World Religion
The exact formula of explosives
Terrorist recruiting
Links to porn sites
You know what you did!
Profanity
Racial slurs
Real world Politics
"Deleted"


Black Card
The _______ that would not die!

White card
troll who calls Ponyfinder characters horses
Oversized body part
Severed Head
heart
liver
brain
sexual organ
foot
booty
nose
eyeball
ear
tongue
cheeky talking goat


Black Card
I bumped the topic because...

White Cards
Because I can
Because it's there
Necromancy is fun
A distraction from things it hurts to think about
Eris commands it
More fire!
Grumpy Cat
A player destroying their character sheet because their goblin's name is written on it.
Reverse discrimination is fantasy
Environmental impact of 9th or higher level spells


More white cards
The topic got near the bottom of the page.
You don't know my pain!
Don't judge my character!
For PVP, play Good Game Empire!
A trans. NPC who keeps trying on magical girdles.
Many barrels of gunpowder.
An everfull fountain of spiked egg nog.
1D20 tins of fruitcake.
Were Krampus epidemic.
Reindeer with flight and a light generating nose.

Grand Lodge 2/5

Black Card: The Paladin fell after he ______ while grappling the succubus.


White cards
The tarrasque
a large flock of vargouille

Black cards
I _____ with a Rod of Lordly Might
She asked me to put _____ in her portable hole.


White Cards, verbs
Broke the 4th wall.
Animated Aroden.
Killed the Tarrasque.
Broke the module.
Saved the multiverse.
Became a god.
Changed history.
Became a king.
Enchanted the whole kingdom.
Triple critted.


White
Forbidden words of Power!

Dark Archive 4/5 5/55/5 **** Regional Venture-Coordinator, Massachusetts—North Shore

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So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.

Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 Blanks

Card Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches

Grand Lodge 4/5 5/55/55/55/5 **** Venture-Captain, Minnesota

You are so awesome, Lucas.

Hmm

Shadow Lodge 4/5 5/5 RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8

Lucas Servideo wrote:

So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.

Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 Blanks

Card Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches

Awesome!

Was this in a word doc at some point? I'd love to steal the formatting and make some more cards :D

Dark Archive 4/5 5/55/5 **** Regional Venture-Coordinator, Massachusetts—North Shore

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Walter Sheppard wrote:
Lucas Servideo wrote:

So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.

Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 Blanks

Card Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches

Awesome!

Was this in a word doc at some point? I'd love to steal the formatting and make some more cards :D

Sadly no it wasn't, I copied and pasted right from the thread to a InDesign File I had prepped.

Now that I have the templates it will be easy for me to make more cards.

Shadow Lodge 4/5 5/5 RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8

Lucas Servideo wrote:
Walter Sheppard wrote:
Lucas Servideo wrote:

So I took most of the white and most of the black cards from this thread and put them together into two PDF files. Here they are.

Contains 450 White Cards 12 Blanks
Contains 171 Black Cards 18 Blanks

Card Size is 2.5 inches x 3.5 Inches

Awesome!

Was this in a word doc at some point? I'd love to steal the formatting and make some more cards :D

Sadly no it wasn't, I copied and pasted right from the thread to a InDesign File I had prepped.

Now that I have the templates it will be easy for me to make more cards.

Roger. Thanks again!


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White
Quickened spell during a full round action.
Arguing about it means it was chosen.:)

The Exchange 4/5

Following


Black Card
_______ is rules mush!

White Cards
"Strawman Argument"
Alchemist Extract rules
Magus Spell Combat
Mirror Image
Glitterdust in a Darkness spell
Full round and 0 time actions


Great that those potential free stuff have now been "actualized" into real free stuff. ;)


White card

Fake news

Shadow Lodge 1/5

Goth Guru wrote:

White card

Fake news

Alternative facts

Silver Crusade 4/5

Kerney wrote:
Goth Guru wrote:

White card

Fake news

Alternative facts

No... just, no.

Let's leave real world politics to the normal Cards Against Humanity, and out of our Pathfinder version.

Scarab Sages 4/5 5/55/5 *

Fromper wrote:
Kerney wrote:
Goth Guru wrote:

White card

Fake news

Alternative facts

No... just, no.

Let's leave real world politics to the normal Cards Against Humanity, and out of our Pathfinder version.

Perhaps some re-skinning will make them more palatable:

A clarity pyre piled high with "fake news."
"Alternative facts" compiled by the Order of the Glyph.


False Bards
Phoney Oracles

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