FuelDrop should not rule this city because he uses a slander campaign.
EvilPaladin should not rule this city because it is not slander if it is true
Countchocula shouldn't rule because he smells funny
Cricket shouldn't rule this city because he looks funny.
(Not funny in the good way ofc)
The Fiend Fantastic shouldn't rule this city because he is banned from it!
Ban hammer should not rule because it should be me
Cricket should not rule this city.
He's committing high-fraude already, he should not be mayor.
TFF is Rob Ford in disguise and therefore should not rule.
Cr500cricket is George W. Bush in disguise and therefore should be nowhere closer to a seat of government power than the back of the municipal dog-catcher's truck.
IHIYC should not rule this city because he is secretly a skeleton, and we'd have to pull him out of your closet to rule.
The ArmouredMonk should not rule this city because we don't need a MAD tyrant.
IHIYC should not rule this city because it's hard to rule when you're hiding in closets, especially the closets of others.
Grandpa Wonderbra should not rule this city because he is an undercover doombot.
Krevon should not rule this city because his helmet is obviously a doomsday device.
The Fiend Fantastic shouldn't rile this city because it isn't Chelaix.
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Krevon should not rule this city because we want a mayor with a neck.
Pulg should not rule the city based on the recent city ordinance against facial hair.
Monica Belucci should not rule because she looks shifty.
Cricket shouldn't rule because he took the wrong evolution tree, it derailed his chances for the running.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city, because he's too busy running the country. Congratulations, Mr Dictator-For-Life!
FuelDrop should not rule this city because if he unties his cravat, his head will fall off.
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Pulg should not rule this city because no one likes a balding wookie.
kevron should not rule this city because horned helmets are so last season. Natural horns are clearly in.
Telia de-Langrangli should not rule this city, there's too much bullsh!t already.
The Fiend Fantastic Should Not Rule This City! He's another one of those guys who makes decisions by following his...You-Know-What*...around.
* = pointy beard
IHIYC is too busy hiding to rule
Cr500cricket should not rule this city, as he minmaxed for DPS, not accounting.
FuelDrop shouldn't rule this city because he'd run out of gas half way through.
krevon should not rule this city because he's underestimated my economy.
FuelDrop Should Not Rule This City because he apparently doesn't understand that: The Economy, It's Stupid!
I'm Hiding In Your Closet should not rule this city because he doesn't understand the need for an economy.
Sir FuelDrop should not rule this city, that Christopher Lee haircut just isn't doing much for his credibility nowadays.
The Fiend Fantastic Should Not Rule This City because he's a man of too much wealth and not enough taste.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet shouldn't rule this city because you can't fit a city in a closet.
Krevon should not rule this city because a rule should not have to hide his face. Also you should trim that nose hair.
Alas, dear Monica Bellucci cannot rule the city as she is far too kind and beautiful.
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city because he has problems with his sight.
The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because he first has to get medicalmagical attention about that sunburn.
Man made of Magic should not rule this city because magic isn't real and thus, he is not real.
Krevon should not rule this city as his outfit clashes with the city's flag.
The t-rex substitue should not rule this city, he's too large.
The TFF is not fit for being a ruler of this city for constantly laughing at everyone else's misfortune you need to be more sympathetic to the citizens.
Grummash should not rule this city because he is a 3.0 barbarian and they no readz.
Krevon should not rule this city, he's trying to hit on everything remotely female.
TFF should not rule this city for using more hair product then the state of New Jersey.
Burning Straw man should not rule the city as he will be nothing but mere ash soon.
Jurassic Bard should not rule this city because people still debate whether dinosaurs are cold- or warm-blooded.
Grandpa Wonderbra should not rule this city because he already lifts, supports and separates, and that's more than enough work for one old man.
Pulg should not rule this city, he's got a family with the other hairy ogres high up in the snowy mountains. Abandoning is uncool.
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