C_I should not rule this city because nobody likes a Negative-Zone-Nancy.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because goats would rebel and conquer the world.
Just your average clone can not rule the city because he is just average. Why settle for less?
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Unique Commoner can not rule this city because... well... she is a COMMONER! It would have to multiclass into Aristocrat. And multiclassing is EVIL. Therefore Paladin falls.
Zoltan cannot rule this city because he doesn't even know what rules are. Also, he'd get bored and planeswalk away from it the first day.
Istixia should not rule this city because her bare shoulders would drive us all WILD WITH LUST.
Pulg should not rule this city because he only speaks the truth. Not a desired quality for a ruler.
Istixia shouldn't rule this city. Those earrings often kill people, and do you know what a mess that would make of the political leadership?
Sissyl should not rule this city because she believes tiny earring blades are more dangerous than giant headdress blades, spikes, and horns.
GT shouldn't rule this city, because he can't see the hilarity in disemboweling people. Especially using head blades.
Now that simply isn't true and you know it.
Sissyl shouldn't rule this city because she cannot see the hilarity in [REDACTED] a person until their [REDACTED] becomes painfully engorged with [REDACTED] until they finally [REDACTED] .
I mean, really: It's part of the job.
GT shouldn't rule this city. Simply because... he can see the hilarity.
Lord Foul II should not rule this city, as waring those goggles prevent him from having a realistic view.
Wylliam should not rule this city because we fought WWIII in order to never have to experience mullets again.
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Lord Foul II should not rule this city because he is the one who starts WWIV.
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Grandpa Wonderbra should not rule this city because he still remembers WWI.
Kileanna should not rule this city because she is not blue (in the metaphysical sense).
Captain Kiani should not rule this city because she's better at ruling a ship and this city is boring!
First Mate Sandara Quinn is not actually a first mate - that was the instruction on her record when she was part of the Super-Pirate Breeding Programme, and that is why she shouldn't rule this city, firstly, because having a Super-Pirate in charge would lead us to rack and ruin, and secondly, because she'd be too busy mating.
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Pulg should not rule this city because he knows too much: specifically that Sandara is too busy mating.
Tasha should not rule the city because a half kender would attract a lot of full kenders to this city.
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C_I should not rule this city because he lacks the vision to see an opportunity for the city to acquire a cheap source of meat.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he doesn't know that you are what you eat.
Alric should not rule this city because he ate the previous ruler in order to become the new one.
Kileanna should not rule this city because she thinks cannibalism should be proscribed. Religious freedom all the way!!
Alric should not rule this city because he thinks cannibalism should be prescribed. Eating people is wrong, Alric.
Pulg should not rule this city because he did not consult a doctor to see if a prescription of cannibalism is right for him.
That, and the four hour full-body erection.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because... well... he is GoatToucher! Do you need any more explanations? We all know how it would end and it's not pretty.
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Kileanna should not rule this city because she sometimes has pinecones for feet!
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The Game Hamster should not rule this city because he hasn't yet developed stats for all its inhabitants. It would be a mess!
IHIYC should not rule this city because he's the closest thing we have to a panda, and keeping him supplied with bamboo would bankrupt us.
Pulg should not rule this city.
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I would hope the reasons are obvious.
LuththinkthatTGHshouldnotrunthiscitybecausethepaperworkstackisbiggerthanhei sandsoisthequill...andtheinkpot
IHIYC should not rule this city! it can't even tell a female joy dragon from a male one!
ShadeKyubi should not rule this city until they reveal the location of their subterranean sewer lair and puts those four mutant turtles at our disposal.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because the first thing he'll do on gaining power is open up a permanent portal to the Demiplane of Eternal Shame.
Pulg should not rule this city because he pulled his two wives out of the foundation of a town hall in London. a.k.a. His passion drives him to vandalism. What kind of a leader is that?
Raidnoire should not rule this city because he is making mock of the Sacred Union that exists between a weasel and his two bricks.
P-U-LG #5 shouLD nOT RulE thIS ciTY, BecUASe he Is a COMMIE MUTANT SCUM!!
*in bright, chipper, Russian accent*
ELISA FIGUEROLA WILL NOT RULE THIS CITY BECAUSE COMRADE COMPUTER WILL RULE THIS CITY, AND PROTECT IT FROM FASCIST COMMIE SCUM LIKE FRIEND COMPUTER. wELCOME TO BETA-COMPLEX CITIZEN, WOULD YOU CARE FOR YOUR BLAND FUN TO BE WHITE LIKE SOVIET UNION OR RED LIKE SOVIET UNION?
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Comrade Computer should not rule this city because he can only provide two shades of fun.
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Proof is in the Pudding cannot rule this city because he looks like lime but doesn't taste like lime... Yucks!
Kileanna should not rule this city because she'd replace all the school textbooks with Spicy Octopus Tales.