You should not rule this city!

[Draight]

The Frantic Fanatic should not rule this city because he believes there is a difference between a devil and a demon.

[Lord Foul II]

Draught shouldn't rule this city because he's a damned dirty racist

[don't shoot meh]

Lord Foul II should not rule the city because Draight is a saint and he ought to rule forever.

drool drips down don't shoot meh's face

[Wylliam Harrison]

don't shoot meh shouldn't rule this city, drooling vermin are a no-no here.

[GoatToucher]

WH should not rule this city because it is Chaotic Neutral, and no-no's are a no-no here.

[Grundolker]

GoatToucher should not rule this city because the people don't like yes-yes's either.

[GoatToucher]

Grundolker should not rule this city because he took the last ice cream cup and I wanted it and he's a poopy-face!

A BIG...

FAT...

POOPY-FACE!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

GoatToucher Should Not Rule This City because he's in NO position to criticize about others' faces!

[EvilPaladin]

IHIYC Should Not Rule this City because of Circular Logic (A.K.A. Flawless Logic)

[Grundolker]

EvilPaladin should not rule this city because he has aligned himself with Quan Chi and the Netherrealm. Ergo, Quan Chi rules the city.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

He does not, and neither do you, because you're not evil enough to do so.

[krevon]

The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this cit because he is a figment of my imagination and as such.....I disbelieve him.

[EvilPaladin]

krevon Should Not Rule This City because he got a natural 1 on his save to disbelieve.

[Draight]

EvilPaladin should not rule this city because he smells like rotten fruit

[Samuel L Jackson]

Draight should not rule this city because he has better things to do

[Grundolker]

SLJ should not rule this city because he has been eaten by raptors and should be in heaven now.

[GoatToucher]

Grundolker should not rule this city because Morgan Freeman has narrated a two hour documentary fully explaining his misdeeds in a rich, mellow baritone.

[equinoxmaster]

Touchy should not rule this city because a series of 12 hour documentaries have been made chronicling his uncountable vile acts of villainy

[The New Clown in Town]

Equinoxmaster should not rule this city because he has watched the entire series documenting GoatTouchers acts and yet he still dreams of touching goats himself

[Lord Foul II]

Tncit should not rule this city because he smells of orange peanuts.

[Liranys]

Lord Foul II should not rule this game because he looks like a mad scientist

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Liranys should not rule this city, she would actually ransack it for what it's worth, which is another reason to refuse her entry.

[Liranys]

The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because he would steal all the souls and leave the people soulless. It's what Fiends do right?

[krevon]

Liranys should not rule this city because I would vote for her and that can't be good.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Krevon Should Not Rule This City - he's got a dental appointment.

[EvilPaladin]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet Should Not Rule This City because he's krevon's dentist.

[Grundolker]

EvilPaladin should not rule this city because the people don't like or want anyone who is evil and/or a paladin.

[equinoxmaster]

grundolker, thou shall not reign over this fiefdom, for it tis' my fiefdom

[The Fiend Fantastic]

fiefdom isn't a city, so since you're not ruling the city i'm fine.
Now let me get back to my rightful seat....its ruler's seat.

[Grundolker]

Don't bother, the people are undeserving of you. That is why you, TFF, should not rule this city.

[GoatToucher]

Grundolker should not rule this city because his cone head has gone flaccid and floppy.

[krevon]

Goat Toucher should not rule this city because of illegal goat trafficking.

[Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov]

krevon should not rule this city because he is a krevon, and krevons can't rule this city.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov not rule city, he turn dusty. Dust no can rule city.

[krevon]

Poog should not rule this city because...squirrel....

[Lord Foul II]

Krevon should my rule this city because we require our rulers to be a tad more loquacious.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Lord Foul II should not rule city, he smell bad.

[EvilPaladin]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel should not rule this city, because of our long-standing contract with Sandpoint, our biggest trade partner.

[Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov]

EvilPaladin cannot rule this city because he eventually turns to dust like me

[A Shade Darker]

Raskolnikov cannot rule this city for he is dust and is psychologically paying for his sins

[EvilPaladin]

A Shade Darker Shall Not Rule This City because of the recent Flashlight Revolts.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

EvilPaladin Should Not Rule This City because it's bad tactics for a politician to have that perpetually-incredulous look on his face.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

IHIYC shouldn't rule this city, his grin scares people.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Fiend Fantastic Should Not Rule This City, he keeps falling asleep with his chin in his inkwell - have you no respect for government stationary, good sir???

[The New Clown in Town]

IHIYC cannot rule this city because cities should not be ruled from inside my closet!

[Chao Yin]

TNCIT should no rule this city because clowns scare small children and when I get scared, tornadoes happen.

[EvilPaladin]

Chao Yin Shall Not Rule This City because

Secretly, he is a ...:

Clown made entirely out of old cities.

[GoatToucher]

Evil Paladin should not rule this city because he is incontinent and we are on the coast.

[Grundolker]

GoatToucher should not rule this city, as his humour can only be appreciated by those who truly understand what it means to be funny.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Grundolker Should Not Rule This City - his name comes from a phrase in an obscure dialect of Infernal for something much worse than "GoatToucher."