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In my GM's game, Draconic is pretty much dead though it was once used as a powerful tongue for spellcasting.
However, I talked to my GM and said it would be cool for my character to say some phrases in Draconic in the midst of battle, to inspire himself and the party with the might of wyrmkind. So yeah, I'm inventing a language with a weird grammar system and a vocabulary partially based off Gaelic, so please give me phrases to roar!
So far I've translated "Death before dishonour" and "Honour in all things".

Grand Lodge

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I am the LAW!

Dead or Alive, you're coming with me.

The Shepherd's Prayer: And Shepherd's we shall be...

Hadouken

Jump on my sword while you can evil doers. I won't be so gentle.

Hail to the king baby!

Vote for Pedro


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Butts will be liberally kicked, in good measure!

Silver Crusade

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Not the face!


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toxicpie wrote:

In my GM's game, Draconic is pretty much dead though it was once used as a powerful tongue for spellcasting.

However, I talked to my GM and said it would be cool for my character to say some phrases in Draconic in the midst of battle, to inspire himself and the party with the might of wyrmkind. So yeah, I'm inventing a language with a weird grammar system and a vocabulary partially based off Gaelic, so please give me phrases to roar!
So far I've translated "Death before dishonour" and "Honour in all things".

"I...forgive you."


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"Your honor and valor have been measured. They have been found...inadequate."


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"Your god invites you to join him in [insert appropriate lower plane]!"

"A heart filled with evil still has room for my blade!"

"This ends in one of two ways: Your surrender or your death. Choose quickly!"


"Frowny Face" Which I'm sure in Gaelicish sounds much more intimidating.


Malachi Silverclaw wrote:
Not the face!

Sounds like someone's seen Blazing Saddles one too many times.

Grand Lodge

Anything Krieg (Borderlands 2 "Paladin")! For example…
- I powdered my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter.
- I like my loot like I like my baby steaks… RARE!
- Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!
- Box cover, box cover! I'm the one who eats the stardom! I'm the hero of all the villains! You can't swallow my morality like a lollipop pill! I'll run around your mind and set the world record with my meat sleeves!

Silver Crusade

Eat cold steely death you disgusting alien wierdos!

*chop* Mirror! *hack* Signal!! *stab* MANOEVER!!!

*decapitate* You have the right to remain silent....

(after realising you're surrounded by 99 villains and a lich ain't one) Excellent! A target-rich environment!


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My judgment is far more merciful than your next one.

I return the compassion you have sown.

Fear not--I shall not treat you as you would treat me.

I grant you... mercy.


"By the power of the light, burn!"
or alternatively
"In the name of *your deity*, burn!"

"Lay down your blades or die holding on to them"

"Begone, spawn of darkness"

"My honor is my blade, my spirit is my shield"

(Yes, I copy some stuff from Warcraft 3)


You look pretty... Pretty tasty...


This will hurt me more than you.

(and if you don't mind stealing a few from someone who's more LE than LG)

I am justice. It is my past. It is my present. It is my future.

There is only one truth in the multiverse. The multiverse shall be sharpened upon the blade of justice. With justice as its whetstone, the multiverse shall achieve perfection.

All who are guilty shall be punished. I shall not rest until the sentences of the condemned have been carried out.

Justice is not blind... for I am Her eyes!

While we await, [mercy and] evil seep into the hearts of more victims!

You will not escape my axe again!

Your crimes cry out for justice!

Let my words carry you: JUSTICE is a TEACHER. In your PUNISHMENT, gain STRENGTH. Through your PUNISHMENT, achieve PERFECTION.


I am Pardue, a holy man.


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Just gonna leave this here...


Right has a might all it's own.

A light too bright blinds as surely as darkness.


AHHH, FRESH MEAT!!!

DIE MAGGOT!!!

MY BROTHERS HAVE ESCAPED YOU! (Okay, maybe not.)

THE PLANES WILL BUUUUURN!!!


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I kick @$$ for the Lord!


One milk with no jokes.


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THE SPATULA OF JUSTICE WILL SCRAMBLE THE EGGS OF YOUR MALFEASANCE


Repent mother- f@~+er!

(Bonus points if you know where the phrase comes from)


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Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Ezekiel 25:17

I think that would be some cold-blooded sh*t to say to somebody before you busted some steel in his a$$.

Silver Crusade

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'Repent, mother- f$!~er' comes from Ezekiel 25:17???


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No...

Unrelated.

Ezekiel 25:17 is kinda what Jules says to Brad in Pulp Fiction before he shoots him.


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"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them." (KJV)

Or, if you prefer,

"I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I {am} the LORD, when I lay My vengeance upon them." (NAS)

Or, if you prefer,

"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they will know that I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance on them." (NKJV)

Or, if you prefer,

"I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them." (NIV)

Or... heh... if you... hee-hee... prefer... hahah...

"God, the Master, says: Because the Philistines were so spitefully vengeful—all those centuries of stored-up malice!—and did their best to destroy Judah, therefore I, God, the Master, will oppose the Philistines and cut down the Cretans and anybody else left along the seacoast. Huge acts of vengeance, massive punishments! When I bring vengeance, they’ll realize that I am God." (the Message; technically 15-17, since it's all re-arranged and blended in strange ways and thus is inseparable)

I've never seen the movie. I'm just quoting the actual Scripture. ... and the Message, which is a nice... uh... thing... that's like the Bible*. :D

*:
To clarify, the Message is an attempt at a common-language translation so that the gist of what's being said can be gotten across rather than the literal wording - i.e. to give the Message. There is nothing wrong with this. But... it creates odd situations, and, theologically speaking, there is the danger of great hubris in being the person to give the accurate Message. Thus there's a lot of theological debate over the validity of the thing. Personally, despite the humor up there, I've no problem with it, but it's not the actual words that were written, or even the closest translation - it's one guy's idea of what it should be using plain language and normal English syntax and sentence structure. Anyway, /scriptural translation tangent...


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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Pulp Fiction


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These...
*shows his hands*
...are not the hammer.
*pause*
The hammer is my penis.

Grand Lodge

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Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber

For when it's time to go out like a boss.


EDIT: adding a quote, due to confusion because of NINJA-TOZ!

Sissyl wrote:

These...

*shows his hands*
...are not the hammer.
*pause*
The hammer is my penis.

Ah, Captain Hammer.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
For when it's time to go out like a boss.

Also awesome.

Sczarni

I must axe you a question

Your guts, my glory, smite evil

Say hello to my little friend... death

I come in peace, you shall leave in pieces

What would you like on your tombstone?

Oh, you are a deamon/devil. You'll be happy to see that my weapon does come with sides of holy damage and evil outsider bane damage

Silver Crusade

Kiss my axe!


For HONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!


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I'm terribly sorry, was that your spleen?


Efram Grasime wrote:
I kick @$$ for the Lord!

That is a great movie.


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Ellis Mirari wrote:
THE SPATULA OF JUSTICE WILL SCRAMBLE THE EGGS OF YOUR MALFEASANCE

The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste!


"I only do what the Lord tells me... What's that, Lord? He's a blasphemer and must be punished? I am your vessel!"

Liberty's Edge

"This." *gestures to sword* "Is a blade. The only thing invented specifically to kill others. I shall give it good use."


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“If I must tear you apart, sinner, I will.”

“This body does not matter. The flesh is weak. It is my faith that endures all.”

“I am the alpha and the omega.”

“This is true power.”

“You cannot resist.”

“This is what you face.”

“The forces of the universe bend to me.”

“My Lord's power is unmatched. Nothing stands against Him.”

“Face your annihilation.”

“You are shortsighted. Pitiful. Irrelevant.”

“You are vermin.”

“I will end you.”

“You prolong the inevitable.”

“Embrace perfection.”

“I will show you true power.”

“My attacks will tear you apart.”


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Quirel wrote:
“I am the alpha and the omega.”

That's someone else's line.

Liberty's Edge

Jaelithe wrote:
Quirel wrote:
“I am the alpha and the omega.”
That's someone else's line.

Unreal Tournament '99


lucky7 wrote:
Jaelithe wrote:
Quirel wrote:
“I am the alpha and the omega.”
That's someone else's line.
Unreal Tournament '99

Wasn't aware of that one.

I was referring to a previous usage. :)

Silver Crusade

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What Deity/Empyreal Lord are they a Paladin of. That helps narrow it down.

If anyone wants to help me add to this list, be my guest.

Abadar LN

By the First Vault Justice will be done!
For the greater good of the LAW!

Alesta

Not sure for this one,

Andoletta

You will learn respect villian!
Grandmother Crow will judge you!
CRAWWWWWWW! (kidding on this one)

Angradd

May the fires of Angradd pruge your wickeness!

Apsu

FOR THE WAYBRINGER!
By the Dragon's Fire I smite thee!

Arqueros

You shall not pass my defences!
I shall protect the weak!

Arshea

Your behaviour harms the freedom of others, for their sake I shall smite thee.

Benorus

Not sure of this one either

Bharnarol

I will not surrender nor falter.
FIRE IN THE HOLE! (for an alch/pally)

Bolka

Really not sure what a paladin of the Dwarven goddess of matchmaking would say running into battle... any suggestions?

Chaldria Zuzaristan

*grins*
This is gonna be fun...

or

HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!

Dalenydra

(Most likely to be a hospitalar.)
Lack of a battle cry to most of the followers of this deity having taken oaths of peace.

Damerrich

You have been tested, and you have been found guilty

or just saying nothing while standing infront of your foe wearing scary looking armour.

Dranngvit

You shall not have your revenge evildooer!

Eldas

Not sure

Erastil

My shot will not falter under the guide of Old Deadeye

Eritrice

Die, enemy of truth!

Falayna

Anyone got a good one?

Folgrit

Nothing comes to mind

Ghenshau

Once again, nothing comes to mind for this peace loving fellow

Grundinnar

I fight alongside my friends.

Halcamora

Not sure

Imbrex

Not sure. Paladins of the twins are likely rare

Iomedae

For honour, justice and valor, I shall smite thee vile creature!

Irez
not sure

Irori

I warn you, surrender now for I have prefected myself. I look forward to the challange that you shall present me with, should you choose to face me.

Jaidz

I shall be brave

Kelinahat

Not sure

Kols

By my oath!
For duty!

Korada

Surrender and repent!
(likely would not kill foes)

Kroina

Kurgress

This challange shall be great sport!
or some varation that roughly translates into "bring it"

Lorris

I shall protect the downtrodden!

Lymnieris

have to admit, I'm stumped on this one too

Lythertida

not sure

Magdh

By the three!

Magrim

I shall send you to Magrim's realm foul being!

Neshen

Repent!

Olheon

For great justice!

Ondisso

You have fallen to corruption, repent or be purged!

Qi Zhong

Not sure for battle cries, since this is a god of healing

Ragthiel

I stand for Justice, and you shall fall at my feet foul being, in vengeance for all you have wronged.

Rowdrosh

I protect my flock!

Sarenrae

May the Dawnflower's light redeem you!

Seramaydiel

got nothing

Shei
You will respect your elders!

Shelyn

For <insert name of person they're currently mooning over>

Shirzuru

For honour!

Smaid

By the Dragonslayer!

Soralyon

Not sure

Svarozic

Tanagaar

I guard the night!
(go all batman on their rump)

Torag

Likely strings of dwarven challanges

Trudd

By my strength!

Tsukiyo

By the moon's light!

Uskyeria

You shall slumber eternal

Vildeis

Die evildooer! Be purged!

Winlas

Got nothing for this one

Ylimancha

By the Harbourwing!

Yuelral

Not sure

Zohls

VERITY!!!!!!

(that is the current list of all LG, LN and NG powers that be that grant magic and the like)

Liberty's Edge

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"Good for the good god"

Silver Crusade

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CapeCodRPGer wrote:
"Good for the good god"

I thin that breaks one of the 2225 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG rules...

Liberty's Edge

Yes it does.

Silver Crusade

CapeCodRPGer wrote:
Yes it does.

Not sure which one it is, what with there being so many of them

Liberty's Edge

"I am justice, and you shall feel my WRATH!"

"Justice is blind. I am not."

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