Barbie Barbarian |
(imagine valley-girl/lumpy space princess speech)
Helloooo! Shut up for a second and listen! I am looking for a party (OMG I just realized there are 2 ways it can be understood! of, like, totally HOT people to like, adventure with. Daddy kicked me out (apparently I have anger issues!?) so now I need a new way to for the hottest fashions! Any hot people wanting to go out smashin some ugly goblins!?
Barbie Barbarian |
OMG! A DWARF! Those things are a-DORABLE! They can sniff out diamonds, rigtht?! Like those piggies that sniff out truffles?!
A look into Barbie's personality: she thinks of dwarves as poodles. She want to style their beard & hair as a rich girl might have done to their dog. For some reason, she also thinks dwarves are "cute". Go figure.
The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:The 90's just called they want their subculture back.Early Eighties here.
We used to get your crap cultural fads about 10 years after it was fashionable but now with globalization its instantaneous..Yay for the intarwebz.
First time I heard of a Valley Girl was in the early 90's on the Shadowrun Dumpshock Forum... Same sort of thing.
I think the 8th Dwarf was my handle on that one as well.
long time ago....
I do know two real Valley Girls - people who grew up in the Valley both of them professional working women and nothing like the stereotype.
Its funny when I asked them where they were from they both sighed and said the Valley... For the first one I said what Silicon Valley and she laughed then she did the Valley Girl thing...I went ah that movie with Alicia Silverstone...
Bruunwald |
The Val' thing hit its peak in the States in 1982 with Frank and Moon Unit Zappa's song ("Valley Girl"), and the film Fast Times at Ridgemont High, followed a couple years later by the film Valley Girl, which happened to co-star a young Nick Cage.
Everything since has been just a joke of a joke of a joke.
houstonderek |