Petition to replace unelected British monarchy with president of USA


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Why replace one foreigner with another...

Minimal Minimalist position.... We get a royal, Harry for example make them an Australian citizen then tell them they are King or Queen of Oz and they have to give up citizenship of pommy land and they and their descendants assume the role and powers of the GG.

Minimalist position (mine)..... We change the title GG to Prez and and the Prez is selected by 2/3rds majority of parliament - avoids US style presidential circus.

Populist position - US style circus.

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Why replace one foreigner with another...

Minimal Minimalist position.... We get a royal, Harry for example make them an Australian citizen then tell them they are King or Queen of Oz and they have to give up citizenship of pommy land and they and their descendants assume the role and powers of the GG.

Minimalist position (mine)..... We change the title GG to Prez and and the Prez is selected by 2/3rds majority of parliament - avoids US style presidential circus.

Populist position - US style circus.

This way we dont even care. They elect one. We put the bozo on the currency for four or eight years. Elected is better than not.


As a card-carrying Brit... I'm all for this, plus auction off current Royal Family to one of the countries that love 'em in order to pay off some of the national debt.

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Who wouldnt want Barack Obama as first elected king of the commonwealth? Win-win.


Because who comes after Obama?

Abbott is bad, but things could be much worse

Shadow Lodge

If I had to deal with Tony Abbott backed by George W Bush, I'd cry.


I may not be terrible familiar with the British monarchy, or with your American presidents, but I don't think they serve even remotely the same function. Will the vice president be taking over the presidential duties?

But hey, if you're looking to throw away a couple million bucks, I'll take 'em!


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yellowdingo wrote:
Who wouldnt want Barack Obama as first elected king of the commonwealth? Win-win.

If it gets him out of the US, I'm all for it.

Actually the US President is both Head of State and Head of Government. Whereas in the Great Britain that is split between the Crown and Prime Minister.

For those of you that want to support this, you realize that this would make the British Military under the sole leadership of the US President, they swear a loyalty oath to the British Crown, not the actual government.


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Vod Canockers wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Who wouldnt want Barack Obama as first elected king of the commonwealth? Win-win.

If it gets him out of the US, I'm all for it.

Actually the US President is both Head of State and Head of Government. Whereas in the Great Britain that is split between the Crown and Prime Minister.

For those of you that want to support this, you realize that this would make the British Military under the sole leadership of the US President, they swear a loyalty oath to the British Crown, not the actual government.

Also the British Prime Minister could force the President to sign documents, thus they'd have to do what the British Government wants and the President would be taxed by Britain.

Liberty's Edge

Why on earth would we want a country populated almost entirely with criminals, yobos, and nuts?

I mean, we already have one.

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What would this all mean? It would mean each new president goes on commonwealth currency when they win their election. It means barak Obama gets to pop in and break a bottle against a new navy ship, and that is pretty much it. The royal family didnt do much but cost money which can now exclusively be spent on upkeep of a residence when the president visits. No more shooting parties in Spain for the prince and his previous girlfriend while his wife and child remain home.


Never understood why people have a problem with the royal family just leave them be.
I wouldn't want to spend my entire life under the microscope of the media


yellowdingo wrote:
What would this all mean? It would mean each new president goes on commonwealth currency when they win their election. It means barak Obama gets to pop in and break a bottle against a new navy ship, and that is pretty much it. The royal family didnt do much but cost money which can now exclusively be spent on upkeep of a residence when the president visits. No more shooting parties in Spain for the prince and his previous girlfriend while his wife and child remain home.

Actually, the Monarchy costs under $5 Million in direct money and maybe $50 Million in total. All the residences are privately owned by the Windsor family and they pay taxes upon them along with any earned money.

Telegraph wrote:
The Crown Estate's 2011/12 accounts revealed profits of £240.2 million and the final figure for the grant was rounded up to £36.1 million.

Hence with a minimum 20% tax rate, they pay £48 million.


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Krensky wrote:

Why on earth would we want a country populated almost entirely with criminals, yobos, and nuts?

I mean, we already have one.

That's what we thought, and that's why we deliberately lost the War of Independence and dispensed with the USA. Deliberately, do you hear, just so we didn't embarrass all the other nations of the world.

Why not an elected king? For that matter, why don't we Proddies get ourselves a nice Pope to be going on with? Regarding the first point, we'd be stuck with whoever the US electorate chose for us and anyway [devastating satire] all our government's important decisions are already made for them in Washington or Brussels anyway [/devastating satire] so there'd be no point. What I say is NO GODS NO MASTERS, and if we must, can we please have either:

1) A statue of Stalin carved out of earwax
2) A Lemmy impersonator
3) Half a Rhinoceros
4) Christina Hendricks, wearing nothing but woad and pretending to be Bodeicia, standing in a wheelbarrow with scythes on the side pulled by four dozen ducks. Thanks!


Hell no. Get rid of the guns, get a healthcare system that doesn't say a rich scumbag's life is worth more than a poor chairty worker and get rid of the complete obsession with making money...and still hell no. Socialism, baby - where you can feel like real people on a low income.

I can take or leave the monarchy. Remember, much of the money generated from royal lands (oh such much royal land) goes into the coffers of the government, so they don't cost much. We can become a republic, but I would never, ever join America. I had (and have) the choice to live there, and really, really don't want to.


Limeylongears wrote:
Krensky wrote:

Why on earth would we want a country populated almost entirely with criminals, yobos, and nuts?

I mean, we already have one.

That's what we thought, and that's why we deliberately lost the War of Independence and dispensed with the USA. Deliberately, do you hear, just so we didn't embarrass all the other nations of the world.

Why not an elected king? For that matter, why don't we Proddies get ourselves a nice Pope to be going on with? Regarding the first point, we'd be stuck with whoever the US electorate chose for us and anyway [devastating satire] all our government's important decisions are already made for them in Washington or Brussels anyway [/devastating satire] so there'd be no point. What I say is NO GODS NO MASTERS, and if we must, can we please have either:

1) A statue of Stalin carved out of earwax
2) A Lemmy impersonator
3) Half a Rhinoceros
4) Christina Hendricks, wearing nothing but woad and pretending to be Bodeicia, standing in a wheelbarrow with scythes on the side pulled by four dozen ducks. Thanks!

I still like your Queen Victoria II idea from that other thread, Limey.


I propose communism! If only our goblin comrade from galt where here...


Matt Thomason wrote:
"plus auction off current Royal Family to one of the countries that love 'em"

You mean Canada?

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I'd rather have Harry or someone imported as the new President of the USA.

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Maerimydra wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
"plus auction off current Royal Family to one of the countries that love 'em"
You mean Canada?

Canada already has an undesirable bastard prince: Justin bieber...


williamoak wrote:
I propose communism!

I concur. Break with Labour! For workers revolution!

Labour back coalition plan to cap spending on welfare to £119.5 billion saying it is 'right thing to do'


Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:


I still like your Queen Victoria II idea from that other thread, Limey.

Sporty Queen vs. Auburn Queen.

LET BATTLE in a rubber dinghy filled with custard COMMENCE!

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Vod Canockers wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Who wouldnt want Barack Obama as first elected king of the commonwealth? Win-win.

If it gets him out of the US, I'm all for it.

Actually the US President is both Head of State and Head of Government. Whereas in the Great Britain that is split between the Crown and Prime Minister.

For those of you that want to support this, you realize that this would make the British Military under the sole leadership of the US President, they swear a loyalty oath to the British Crown, not the actual government.

The British Crown has one other duty that would rather complicate an already silly idea. The reigning monarch is also the effective "Pope" of the Church of England. Remember that little buisness of a split from the Roman Church because of a divorce dispute with King Hank the 8th?


I can't believe there's actually a petition for this. O.O

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yellowdingo wrote:
What would this all mean? It would mean each new president goes on commonwealth currency when they win their election. It means barak Obama gets to pop in and break a bottle against a new navy ship, and that is pretty much it. The royal family didnt do much but cost money which can now exclusively be spent on upkeep of a residence when the president visits. No more shooting parties in Spain for the prince and his previous girlfriend while his wife and child remain home.

The royal family generates a considerable amount of tourist income.


tony gent wrote:

Never understood why people have a problem with the royal family just leave them be.

I wouldn't want to spend my entire life under the microscope of the media

Speaking from the position of another country with a consitutional monarchy, it's not so much dislking them as people (though our ex-princess needs her head checked), but disliking the system of the monarchy. The idea that from birth someone is special and has a certain job that no one else can do and apart from some annoying duties gets a lot of moeny spent on them for basically just being a face is offensive to some of us. It has no real function and is just a relic without purpose. Some people like it, for some incomprehensible reason, but I would be happy to see it go.

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Bjørn Røyrvik wrote:
tony gent wrote:

Never understood why people have a problem with the royal family just leave them be.

I wouldn't want to spend my entire life under the microscope of the media
Speaking from the position of another country with a consitutional monarchy, it's not so much dislking them as people (though our ex-princess needs her head checked), but disliking the system of the monarchy. The idea that from birth someone is special and has a certain job that no one else can do and apart from some annoying duties gets a lot of moeny spent on them for basically just being a face is offensive to some of us. It has no real function and is just a relic without purpose. Some people like it, for some incomprehensible reason, but I would be happy to see it go.

Well the bulk of your countrymen seem to have no problem with it. And speaking for a country which is run by an ogliarchy whose main qualification is to be born INTO money, I don't see the American system as any form of improvement.


Well, if you want us to share our president with you, you'll need to give us something in exchange. How about the House of Commons? We could use yours.
In fact, how about a trade: We give you both houses of congress, you give us the Commons, and we can share the president. Sound like a deal?
(If you aren't comfortable trading away the commons, we'll just give you congress for free. Seriously, we don't want it.)

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Mystically Inclined wrote:
I can't believe there's actually a petition for this. O.O

New to yellowdingo's posts, huh?

Look at his post history...this is mild compared to some of the ridiculous s@$@ he's petitioned.

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Kthulhu wrote:
Mystically Inclined wrote:
I can't believe there's actually a petition for this. O.O

New to yellowdingo's posts, huh?

Look at his post history...this is mild compared to some of the ridiculous s!!$ he's petitioned.

Its not like I petitioned to have the white house painted rainbow gay with unicorns...we all know which of you were behind that petition. Dont we.


LazarX wrote:
Bjørn Røyrvik wrote:
tony gent wrote:

Never understood why people have a problem with the royal family just leave them be.

I wouldn't want to spend my entire life under the microscope of the media
Speaking from the position of another country with a consitutional monarchy, it's not so much dislking them as people (though our ex-princess needs her head checked), but disliking the system of the monarchy. The idea that from birth someone is special and has a certain job that no one else can do and apart from some annoying duties gets a lot of moeny spent on them for basically just being a face is offensive to some of us. It has no real function and is just a relic without purpose. Some people like it, for some incomprehensible reason, but I would be happy to see it go.
Well the bulk of your countrymen seem to have no problem with it. And speaking for a country which is run by an ogliarchy whose main qualification is to be born INTO money, I don't see the American system as any form of improvement.

Yeah, the bulk of my countrymen aren't thinking clearly on the matter. But You can hardly compare the monarchy, which does bugger all other than posing for cameras and opening parliament, to the actual governmental system of the US. You'd have to compare it to our actual government with our political parties, elections and parliament and PM.

Getting rid of the monarchy wouldn't really do much to government here.


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The legal powers of the British monarch are surprisingly extensive (hint: the plot to the movie Johnny English is quite reasonable), but should the monarch attempt to exercise some of those powers, there would be something of a constitutional crisis in the UK. Which could be quite unfortunate, since (as mentioned upthread) the armed forces owe their allegiance to the Crown, not to the government. And many of us Brits take that sort of thing pretty darn seriously.

Personally, I'm a staunch monarchist, not least because it helps prevent the legal system from being prey to whatever hot-button topic is order of the day. And they generate a lot of tourism. I'm not interested in forcing my view on others, though.

But I will say that I have no desire to stop being the UK. Which would happen if we became a republic. Kind of hard to be a kingdom without a monarch.

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