150 Reasons for a tavern brawl


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418. The bartender didn't serve alcohol to a miner because he's still learning Common.

Scarab Sages

419. Someone orders punch...and they get it.


420. Someone calls the Scotman's wife a "fat chick."

Scarab Sages

421. It turns out one of the pickled eggs had a lich's soul stored inside it.


422. ^^^^ Came out of your closet...


423. Evangelist of Cayden + Cleric of Asmodeus. You do the math.

Scarab Sages

424. The ale achieves sentience.


425. Rovagug's Evangelist has come to town.


426. The cursed Staff of Understanding got a little creative with some of its translations.

Scarab Sages

427. A dirty fork.

Dark Archive

428. Just 12 more XP to next level.

429. DM just bought Paizo's "Classic Taverns Unleashed" flip mat.


430. This new game, "Intoxicated Unicorns", has the card "Beer Googles", which allows someone to play the card,"Tavern Brawl", which can end the game and the player with the least intoxicated unicorn wins. Guess who has both cards?


431. Some drunk tugs on your dwarven wifes beard

Scarab Sages

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432. A Heimlich maneuver gone horribly wrong.


433. Because your naked...


PIXIE DUST wrote:
433. Because your naked...

434. ...isn't naked enough: it's the traditional Nude Year celebrations, and you're all overdressed.

(Sorry, once pedantry reared its ugly head the set-up was too good!)


435. The town guards show up to accuse someone random of drug smuggling, who then tries to blame the PCs, and then, much to everyones amusement, they find out that someone reverse pickpockets them with the drugs the guards are looking for.


436. A character is wearing a sentient ring of truth. It yells, "someone has their hand in your pocket", one time which is one time too many.

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437. A Cleric, a Paladin, and a Druid walk in....

438. It's Ranger's Night: Get one free drink for you AND one for your Favored Enemy!

439. An incorporeal undead being demands a drink, but they don't have any ghost touch mugs....


440. Because it's Tuesday.


TheOtherDrew wrote:
440. Because it's Tuesday.

Tuesday is the new friday.


441. An argument breaks out over the merits of the tavern's new light ale, half the patrons yell "TASTES GREAT!" while the other half yells "LESS FILLING!"

Shadow Lodge

442. Because it CAN get better than this.


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443. The barkeep picks a bad time to put up his "150 days without a tavern brawl" sign...


444. An adventuring party of ponies trot in just as some drunks are having a who hates ponies more contest.

Scarab Sages

445. The ale mugs are all young mimics.


446. Someone started whining about the martial/spellcaster disparity and I took a swing at them!

Liberty's Edge

447. Someone started shouting about martial/caster disparity and I cast Burning Hands on him. (And his friends.)


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448. An argument about the existence or not of martial/caster disparity was going on and I started the brawl so that everyone would cool off.


449. It's been thirty eight minutes since the session started and no-one has rolled a die yet.


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450. FOR SCIENCE!, the gnomish wizard cast Unnatural Lust on the elf and the dwarf to see if he could make a Dwelf.

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451. An effete Taldan bard comes in, eyes the rough Ulfen crowd, and drums out a very stirring rendition of 'We Will Rock You' while pointing to the guy who looks the toughest, making a hand-sign to 'bring it'.

Liberty's Edge

452. We're fighting over whether or not these tavern brawls are taking place on Golarion or a homebrew setting, depending on who's writing them.


Snorb wrote:
452. We're fighting over whether or not these tavern brawls are taking place on Golarion or a homebrew setting, depending on who's writing them.

453. And the FAQ's keep meaning the powerbuilds are frustrated...


454. I want to try my new LARP rule. You hit someone with a thrown die, they take the number that comes up in subdual damage.

Scarab Sages

455. The tavern is built over an ancient burial ground...and a mischievous Necromancer incites the dead to burst through the floorboards all at once.


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456.Cursed mug of berserking. Turns anything poured into it into a potion of rage.


457. Someone just polymorphed the female half orc barbarian into Fluttershy's twin, and they didn't have permanency prepared.

458. Some gnome is selling both "MLP-FIM we miss you!" and "MLP-FIM good riddance!" tabards.


Goth Guru wrote:

457. Someone just polymorphed the female half orc barbarian into Fluttershy's twin, and they didn't have permanency prepared.

458. Some gnome is selling both "MLP-FIM we miss you!" and "MLP-FIM good riddance!" tabards.

MLP FOREVER! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!


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459. There was a disagreement over the pronunciation of "Drow."


460) There was a Pokemon discussion going and someone said "National Dex".


Feros wrote:
459. There was a disagreement over the pronunciation of "Drow."

I think one of them is permanently confused.

460) There was a Pokemon discussion going and someone said "National Dex".What in the lower planes is that?

461) A curse that causes someone to start using random words at the end of a sentence, like the last 2 posters.

EDIT
I did a search, and apparently, What is National Dex?
National Pokédex. Edit. The National Pokédex is a Pokédex that records information from Pokémon around the nation, instead of just ones native in a particular region. The National Pokédex is not available at the start of the games, but it can be unlocked by completing certain tasks.

So there are 2 ways to pronounce Drow?

Therefore the proper pronunciation of Drow is like the bow in crossbow, grow, mow the lawn, etc. Anyone who is using the pronunciation "drouw" like cow, take a bow, ow that hurt, etc is saying it wrong due to ignorance of the word's origins. Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (1970) states: "Drow, n., [scot.]."

So the w can be silent?


462)Someone called a Drow ranger Drizzt Dro Urden.


Goth Guru wrote:

EDIT

I did a search, and apparently, What is National Dex?
National Pokédex. Edit. The National Pokédex is a Pokédex that records information from Pokémon around the nation, instead of just ones native in a particular region. The National Pokédex is not available at the start of the games, but it can be unlocked by completing certain tasks.

The current games, Sword and Shield, don't feature that, and it's angered a lot of fans who like to keep bringing their old Pokemon forward.

Goth Guru wrote:


Therefore the proper pronunciation of Drow is like the bow in crossbow, grow, mow the lawn, etc. Anyone who is using the pronunciation "drouw" like cow, take a bow, ow that hurt, etc is saying it wrong due to ignorance of the word's origins. Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (1970) states: "Drow, n., [scot.]."

So the w can be silent?

I will to continue to pronounce it "cow" as I like the sound more.


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463)They thought they could have a civil discussion about Pony Life. They were wrong!


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464)2 episodes of Pony Life were announced and scheduled last weekend, and Rainbow Rocks was shown instead. Nothing starts a fight like an "I told you so."


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465) Someone called Trump a "shaved orangutan" within earshot of the Librarian.


Goth Guru wrote:
464)2 episodes of Pony Life were announced and scheduled last weekend, and Rainbow Rocks was shown instead. Nothing starts a fight like an "I told you so."

the soundtrack from rainbow rocks sooths emotions, it doesn't rile them.


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466)A group of survivors from the losing side of a civil war seem to think their side won.


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467) The catfolk you've been chatting with got suddenly silent, looked you square in the eye, and knocked your drink off the table.

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