"What we got here is a failure to communicate"
" I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! "
Shaun of the Dead and Dr. Strangelove; Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in there somewhere, too.
"What we got here is a failure to communicate"
" I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! "
Shaun of the Dead and Dr. Strangelove; Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in there somewhere, too.
Um...they took it from the movie I quoted also.
Second one is Hot Fuzz. Truly a great movie. Watch the unedited version if you can.Here is some more...
" I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. "
----------------------------------------------------N: "It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices."
G: "Really?"
N: "Yeah. F@#$ it"
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"My, my, here come the Fuzz."
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"Okay. But dogs CAN look up!"
You mean the third one?
This is addictive....
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
Dr. Strangelove.
A classic.
"What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in a catwoman suit?"
"I WANT ROOOOOM SEEERVICE!!!"
Johnny Mneomic (or however the hell it is spelled - the Keanu Reeves cyberpunk movie)
"What we got here is a failure to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke wasn't it?
------------------------------------------------"My, my, here come the Fuzz."
I think that was Robocop?
-----------------------------------------------"Okay. But dogs CAN look up!"
Shaun of the Dead.
"Only a ninja can kill a ninja"
"Unlike other Robin Hoods I can speak in a British accent"
"Why don't I paint a black line down your head and make it look like a butt"
You passed and I failed! You a@*@%@!! How could you do that to me?
It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.
Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home... ever?
Tension-breaker. Had to be done.
We live!
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Here is some more...
" I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. "
The Thing (1982 ver)
.....
"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
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"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
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1st Guy: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
2nd Guy: You mean like Democrats?
"Why don't I paint a black line down your head and make it look like a butt"
Cool Runnings.
You mean the third one?Second one is Hot Fuzz. Truly a great movie. Watch the unedited version if you can.Here is some more...
" I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. "
----------------------------------------------------N: "It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices."
G: "Really?"
N: "Yeah. F@#$ it"
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"My, my, here come the Fuzz."
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"Okay. But dogs CAN look up!"
Whoops, looks like I miscounted.
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First movie:
" I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water, more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I want the birds to drop dead from the trees, then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of god. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts..."
Second movie:
" A: Tomorrow will be like today, and the day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday. I see your remaining days as a tedious collection of hours full of useless vanities. You will think no new thoughts. You will forget what little you have known. Older you will become, but not wiser. Stiffer, but not more dignified. Childless you are, and childless you will remain. Of that suppleness you once commanded in your youth, of that strange simplicity which once attracted men to you, neither endures, nor shall you recapture them.
C: You're a mean, ugly man!
A: Mirrors are often ugly and mean. When you die, you will be buried and forgotten, and that is all. And for all the good or evil, creation or destruction, your living might have accomplished, you might just as well never have lived at all."
Man, I must watch entirely different movies than you people. Nobody's gotten either of mine, and I've hardly known any of anyone else's.
Same here, bar a few movies that everyone's seen.
Let's try something non-fantasy non-scifi:
Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend, but I don't ever remember telling him that.
The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.
What a wonderful thing it'd be to visit your own funeral; to sit at the front, and hear what was said; maybe say a few things yourself.
Michael and I grew old together; and at times, when we laughed, we grew young again.
If he were here now, if he could hear what I say, I'd congratulate him on being a great man! And thank him for being a friend.
And something subtitled:
Because of my decision today, many people will die, and your majesty will go on living. A dead man begs you to never forget the warrior's highest ideal.
A. " C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin. "
B. "Well I got the s!&# kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!"
So nobody got....
"What we got here is a failure to communicate"
or
" I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! "
as of yet.
The Hustler and McClintock?
Fill your hand, sirrah!
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So nobody got....
"What we got here is a failure to communicate"
or
" I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! "
as of yet.
While I don't know the second one (although I think it is from a John Wayne movie for some reason) the first is definitely Cool Hand Luke.
"Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too."
"I will think on you dead, until my husband makes you so. And then I will think on you no more."
Rob Roy.
... I don't really remember anything else from that movie. :/
"You're right, we gotta taken up the tacks before we take up the carpet!"
Duck Soup
"So let it be written ... so let it be done."
Coolest ... dude ... ever.
I want to say The Ten Commandments.
Let's try this one:
"Who's Arthur?"
"Just the ship's computer."
"Excuse me, I resent that. After all your body's just a machine too. How would you like it if I called you Meat Brain?"
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
"You forgot the first rule in a crisis situation"
Twins
"Would you mind NOT shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
"Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too."
"I will think on you dead, until my husband makes you so. And then I will think on you no more."
Rob Roy.
... I don't really remember anything else from that movie. :/
That's appalling. It's so much better than Braveheart, with arguably the single best and most realistic sword fight in movie history, and you "don't really remember anything else."
As Bugs would say, "For shame, Doc."
Mostly, I think, it's because I remember the really old one instead (although it seems there's an even older one that I've never seen), and only caught some of this one on tv once, as I recall.
For my addled brain, remembering the one quote devoid of most context is actually pretty impressive. :)
"Well ... double dumb-ass on you!"
Star Trek IV
Man: "You realize this will never last?"
Woman: "Depends how good you are in bed."
Man: "I give it ten minutes."
Lockout
My favorite line was from earlier in the film...
Emilie: What are you doing with that needle!?
Snow: This is to stop the bleeding...and hopefully the talking.
"Would you mind NOT shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"Broken Arrow?
Yep!
"She's a princess.. and the last thing she will want is a hairy chest!"
"You speak English?"
"Yes."
"Get your butt over here."
Is that... Hunt for Red October?
(I'm really not sure, it's been a loooooooooong time, though I loved that movie.)"She's a princess.. and the last thing she will want is a hairy chest!"
Willow! Willow! Willow! Willow! Willow! Willow! Wil-... sorry. I'm just excited.
"Let's check for a pulse."
and
"Then again, so does she."
"It works! Now we just have to keep it from exploding."
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"It looks like the couch is hungry, too."
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"No fried foods? How do you keep your health?"
"That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise."
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You passed and I failed! You a#$#+@#! How could you do that to me?
It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home... ever?
Tension-breaker. Had to be done.
We live!
Summer School.
"Humans! You aren't worth the skin you're printed on! All you had to do was give me the gd key!"