President of what?
show me the birth certificate!
President of what?
Does it matter?
Din-go! Din-go! Din-go!
D-Bug why are you perpetuating the continuing existence of the oppressive capitalist military industrial complex by promoting continued participation in the "democratic" process....
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You're Australian, right? Why not just start your own kingdom like that other Aussie?
Although I guess it wouldn't be as much fun presenting facetious petitions to yourself.
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You'll get my vote, but only if I get to help Comrade Anklebiter with the subsequent coup (it won't hurt a bit, promise!) and formation of a Marxist state.
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You're Australian, right? Why not just start your own kingdom like that other Aussie?
Although I guess it wouldn't be as much fun presenting facetious petitions to yourself.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Woman: Oh. How do you do?
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: King of the Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is.
D-Bug why are you perpetuating the continuing existence of the oppressive capitalist military industrial complex by promoting continued participation in the "democratic" process....
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There are times, Comrade Dwarf, when one must be flexible when applying revolutionary tactics to tap into opportunities to reach the broader masses.
Also, sometimes I'm willing to throw away my "Voting is for ninnies!" policy for shiznit and giggles. Such as when Jesse "The Body" Ventura runs for office. Or Roseanne Barr. Or Yellowdingo.
I'd like to propose a theme song for your presidential run, Master Dingo. You'll just need to change a few words.
Oh, it's Yell-ow Din-go our president/the Lord Down Under our King/
With a job and a pension for young and old/He will make Hallellujah ring!
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You're Australian, right? Why not just start your own kingdom like that other Aussie?
Although I guess it wouldn't be as much fun presenting facetious petitions to yourself.
Why limit myself when I can be president of the USA. Just need ten million supporters...in the USA to demand that I run in the election.
Why limit myself when I can be president of the USA. Just need ten million supporters...in the USA to demand that I run in the election.You're Australian, right? Why not just start your own kingdom like that other Aussie?
Although I guess it wouldn't be as much fun presenting facetious petitions to yourself.
That, and the support of enough states to ratify a constitutional amendment nullifying the requirement that the president be a natural born citizen of the US. :P
Given the speed that tends to happen at, maybe you'd be able to run in 2028 if they got started now.
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Why limit myself when I can be president of the USA. Just need ten million supporters...in the USA to demand that I run in the election.You're Australian, right? Why not just start your own kingdom like that other Aussie?
Although I guess it wouldn't be as much fun presenting facetious petitions to yourself.
No, you can't be. We would have to change the Constitution for you. They refused for Arnold. (of which I am glad) I am sure it would be tough for a change for you too.
King? President? Huh?