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Can you imagine how devastating Kool-Aid Man technology would be in this game?

Everyone marked by Pharasma should change their name to Mark and if you're twice-marked you can be Marky Mark.

If you believe that I've got a bridge over a river that I'm Sellen.

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.*

The numbers of subjects is the measure of a good ruler.

I've been adventuring so long I have sore feats.

*- Not originally mine.


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Oh, she's so quirky...


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Hey, we're highly trained grave borrowers!


...And while they hid in the darklands some elves were drowning their sorrows.


Gedichtewicht wrote:
...And while they hid in the darklands some elves were drowning their sorrows.

OMG then what happens next?


Not to get to dark on you, but they came to a rather pointed saying about life, ear today gone tomorrow.


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In one ear and out the other: a penetrating display of marksmanship.


is this the thread for Pathfinder Inline?


We should let that one skate.


I'm gonna have tarrasque you guys to stop with these awful one-liners.


This new gag trend is silly... the forums are turning into Pathfinder Out of Line

Scarab Sages

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I've got a bone to pick with you all: this thread isn't humerus anymore.


Proxima Sin wrote:


*- Not originally mine.

"You are so stupid, an illithid starved on you!"

(works in the Your mother... version too)


welcome screamwriter42 ;)


scrmwrtr42 wrote:
I'm gonna have tarrasque you guys to stop with these awful one-liners.

Yes somebody should put this dra'gonne thread out of its misery.


Hey! I like Palladio! (And Paladin puns)


avari3 wrote:
scrmwrtr42 wrote:
I'm gonna have tarrasque you guys to stop with these awful one-liners.
Yes somebody should put this dra'gonne thread out of its misery.

Just put a bulette into it and end it.


*cringes as the one-liners dragon and on and on...*


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I'm just Goblin up some popcorn as I sit here and read these.


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Qallz wrote:
I'm just Goblin up some popcorn as I sit here and read these.

HAHA. That was awesome man nice one.


Qallz wrote:
Qallz wrote:
I'm just Goblin up some popcorn as I sit here and read these.
HAHA. That was awesome man nice one.

Heh. Yea, thanks man. Prolly the best one so far. Came up with it myself.


Being wrote:
In one ear and out the other: a penetrating display of marksmanship.

Marky mark, the twice-marked marksman? (sorry)

Scarab Sages

Is see this is still koboldly going where no one has gone before.


Is this a goblin I see before me?


Sometimes the puns are a bit ogrewhelming.

Scarab Sages

If we don't put an ithiLid on these puns, my mind will be flayed.


I wouldn't call something genieous when it's obviously elemental.


It's too much lycanthrope with it anymore.

Scarab Sages

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I feel like I am taking a shot from a grassy gnoll.


Proxima Sin wrote:
It's too much lycanthrope with it anymore.

lycanthropes aren't like other tropes.

Never moon a werewolf!


randomwalker wrote:
Proxima Sin wrote:
It's too much lycanthrope with it anymore.

lycanthropes aren't like other tropes.

Never moon a werewolf!

Or thumb wrestle with a Hook Horror...


avari3 wrote:
randomwalker wrote:
Proxima Sin wrote:
It's too much lycanthrope with it anymore.

lycanthropes aren't like other tropes.

Never moon a werewolf!

Or thumb wrestle with a Hook Horror...

Or meet a Succubus in armourclass...


Or stare longingly into the eyes of an Umber Hulk


If a little gnollage is dangerous, what's a large one?


I'm so hungry, I could eat a Pegasus.

Scarab Sages

Remember kids, just say no to Duergar.


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NineMoons wrote:
I'm so hungry, I could eat a Pegasus.

You really do look hungry, let me get you a full plate.

Scarab Sages

I think I may have turophobia. Gorgon-zola leaves me absolutely petrified.


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Gedichtewicht wrote:
NineMoons wrote:
I'm so hungry, I could eat a Pegasus.
You really do look hungry, let me get you a full plate.

Stop jerking my chainmail, there armor important things to be worried about than a half plate.


avari3 wrote:
Gedichtewicht wrote:
NineMoons wrote:
I'm so hungry, I could eat a Pegasus.
You really do look hungry, let me get you a full plate.
Stop jerking my chainmail, there armor important things to be worried about than a half plate.

Like... compiling a pathfinder online gnomenclature?


I'm going to have the logo of my favorite minstrel group laquered onto my banded mail.

What band?: Metallica.


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Gedichtewicht wrote:
NineMoons wrote:
I'm so hungry, I could eat a Pegasus.
You really do look hungry, let me get you a full plate.

and thus the dinner party turned into an all-knighter.

Scarab Sages

randomwalker wrote:
Gedichtewicht wrote:
NineMoons wrote:
I'm so hungry, I could eat a Pegasus.
You really do look hungry, let me get you a full plate.
and thus the dinner party turned into an all-knighter.

And for desert, there was ice cream sand witches.


So, a Gastrognome?


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I think we've overdone the Gnome jokes and the metal jokes. Please make Gnome ore of them.


If you want to teach someone how to dance, you just cast IrRysistable Dancey...


avari3 wrote:
I think we've overdone the Gnome jokes and the metal jokes. Please make Gnome ore of them.

Lets make fun of Wizards an Snorcerers then... or of feets


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avari3 wrote:
I think we've overdone the Gnome jokes and the metal jokes. Please make Gnome ore of them.

Man you guys are showing gnomercy.


humans: able stand on there own two feat at level 1.


sorry, was out of spell-levels, let me try again.

Gedichtewicht wrote:
humans: able to stand on their own two feat at level 1.

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