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One of the other threads made me realize that at the beginning of every game, each of my characters has a spiel that they give, and I thought it might be interesting to hear what other people say.

Zerazinn, my Staff Magus/Monk (Silver Crusade) asks if anyone in the party objects to Infernal Healing. (And after seeing blank faces, takes a few minutes to explain why they might object to such a thing.) Then she asks the squishiest looking person if they would like a bodyguard.

Sarkaira the Golden, my Aasimar Celestial Sorcerer (Osirian) says, "I have at my command bolts of heavenly fire. They burn the wicked and heal the righteous. Who amongst you is righteous enough to be healed?"

My Half-Orc Cleric of Naderi (Taldor) says, "My name is Lazha Heartspray, and I am an end of life counselor. Are there any circumstances under which you don't wish to be resuscitated?" After everyone says no, she adds, "In my case, if I should drown, please leave me dead. Drowning is the holiest of all deaths." To date, drowning has not been a danger.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

"Hello, you lesser beings don't deserve to know my true Elven name less your barbaric tongues profane me. You may call me Eben Timothy, a name I can stomache for the short time I am proscribed to debase my excellence by acting as your protector and shepherd, if but barely."

Grand Lodge 4/5

"Hullo sweeties. I'm Granneh Edelsteen, of Jahnderhorff. I'll keep yeh safe and dry, so doont worry yeh little heads about none of those scary warnings the Venture Captain gave yeh. We'll git this doon."

OR

"Look at this multi-national rabble the Decemvirate has conjured together. I see little Chelish blood in our retinue. It is no matter! I am Signifer Randolf Culpher of the Order of the Godclaw! I am at the Right Hand of Asmodeus and I am his damned vessel! Our enemies will know fear. I only ask if we happen upon profane relics, you allow me to divine their purpose before we hand them to our masked masters."

OR

*leans against wall, fondles end of moustache with left hand, rests right hand against a sheathed light blade. Looks lazily around for attractive women*

Liberty's Edge 4/5 5/5 ****

"Hello! I am Angelo Gaius Cassius Fierro, Conjurer Extraordinaire, Master of All Things Arcane! I know more than you do, so if you are confuse just ask me. Oh, and don't mind the tale, it has a mind of its own!

"I've slain dragons, solved mysteries, and ended more than one arena battle with a single spell! Why I..."

Hopefully he'll be cut off at this point, because he will talk... incessantly, whether you want him to, or not. Especially in "diplomatic" situations. He'll even claim to be trained in diplomacy (Ok, this is true, but even after his single rank, he is still at a -1)

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A Garundi man, wearing a leather duster and a wide-brimed hat and carrying a richly decorated musket nods and says, "Munny. Lawman of Abadar. This is Vera, my constant companion. Don't make her mad, or she may shoot you in the face."

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A man dressed in black robes with red trim, wearing an iron mask looks you all over. "I am Faustus Sulpicious Voralius, Inquisitor of Asmodeus. Do you have any crimes to confess before we head out in this mission?"

(others may come later)


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"Greetings! I am Darius Bleetus Damon Philiophene Starlong Rudolph Hannibal Peter Randolph Dagnar Franklin Chauncy--"

breath

"--Laramie Faraday Forneo Leonard Ezekiel Vincent William Gerald Jules Johann--"

breath

"--Frederick Ishmael James Edward Fastus Aragorn Ichabod Carl Moses Lawrence Cameron Travis--"

breath

Sczarni 3/5

A particularly small gnome with shrivled blackened arms.

Well fellow pathsearchers.

I am Pontificor the great, soon to be Blackros. I am not a bully wizard. I do not like doing hurty magic to people. But I do love me some Colorspray the greaterest of magic there ever was. I also got to pet a dragon one time it was the awesomerest. Did I ever tell you about the time I seduced Hammer-ia Blackros? Anways I also like magic that brings things like my pet monkeys....

Then I stop it here giving someone else a chance to speak saying he keeps going until everyone leaves.


--"Johnson De La Franco Richardson Jackson Perrywinkle Crane Smith Taylor Fukushima von Braun the Third--"

breath


Well then, now that that's done, who's up for cheesecake? - Zarkuto, Gnome, Cavalier, Chef

Grand Lodge 4/5 Venture-Agent, Texas—Houston

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It will be a few more levels till I can pull it off, but:

"I am Riddywhipple the magnificent!"

The brightly colored dragon indicates the strange grey creature whose head it is perched on.

"Oh, and this is Fred."

"Thank you, Riddywhipple."

Scarab Sages

Do all of you have funeral arrangements- just in case?

Whereupon someone usually assumes I'm speaking of ressurection costs or burial

Oh, no, not at all! I could bring you back, but you wouldn't be quite...er...right...

Organ donors, anyone?

Necromancers are fun

Silver Crusade 2/5

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"Greetings. I am Alexander Damocles, the Holy Risen Librarian of Abadar, master of magic and storyteller. If its magic, I can use it. If it can be known, I know it. On a different note, does anyone else speak the language of the heavens? Due to an unfortunate childhood injury, I speak only in the tongue of angels when stressed."

Vati will hand you a contract (actually printed), stating that if you promise to try and be a better person, she will bring you back from death, free of charge. She also will prononuce herself the nest mother of this clutch of pathfinders, and she will keep you all safe. (Abadar bless her sweet naive scaly heart)

Sczarni 5/5 * Venture-Lieutenant, Washington—Pullman

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Andrew Christian wrote:
"Hello, you lesser beings don't deserve to know my true Elven name less your barbaric tongues profane me. You may call me Eben Timothy, a name I can stomach for the short time I am proscribed to debase my excellence by acting as your protector and shepherd, if but barely."

I am saying this on my next game day.


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"--Born in Daclavia, late of the court of Harold the Great of Dalmacia, once a resident of Florens, by way of Verilia, via the Path of Drol Llago through the mountains of Corillius, come from across the Sea of Salsbury--"

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Grand Lodge 2/5 *

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"Excuse me, is that flammable?"

Silver Crusade 1/5 *

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My brand new magus who I've only got to play once asks if everybody is satisfied with their choice of footwear. I decided he was going to be a cobbler, even put a rank in craft (shoes). I think starting with the next time I play him I'm going to give him a foot fetish.

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My inquisitor just sits in the back looking grim and doesn't say much. Although when he does speak, it would behoove his party to listen.

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My paladin explains to everybody that she took a nasty blow to the head and she may have trouble remembering things (it's how I roleplay her 5 Int). Once she does that, she explains to everybody that she took a nasty blow to the head and she may have trouble remembering things. She also ends up being very childlike and naive and takes an odd glee in everything she does, including smiting her enemies.

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My oracle explains to everyone that she is on a journey to discover whichever divine being saddled her with her unwanted oracle powers and that they would be wise to stay out of her way.

Grand Lodge 3/5

I am Calomel, mighty warrior of Shelyn! Defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and champion of my bowling league!

Silver Crusade 2/5

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My name is Thomas. I'm a cleric of Iomedae. I—

Hm? No, I wouldn't exactly call myself a "healer"...

Well, yes, I can cast cure spells, and will certainly do so if necessary, but—

No, what I mean is my healing spells aren't that strong, not like some Sarenites I've m—

Yes, I can channel, but my channeling is far more potent against undead than as healing, and—

Be aware that I can't exclude enemies, and I can only even channel three times anyw—

No, trust me, in my case it's best to keep them as a back-pocket option against undead than to use them for healing—

Yes, I promise I'll still be pulling my weight in comb—

...So I take it you've never heard of Iomedae, then?

4/5 5/5 Venture-Lieutenant, Finland—Tampere

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A lot of my characters have been around long enough in my local PFS scene for long enough that they no longer need introductions, but there are a few that are still unplayed.

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"Good day, noble Masters. My name is Josei Kilojarrah. By the grace of House Jeggare, I am contracted to serve the Pathfinder Society until the debt owed by my owners is considered repaid. *takes a look around, then speaks to the male character with the highest charisma - if none are available, she will speak to the female with the highest charisma, but do so very hesitantly* If it pleases you, Master, this one would like to serve you and obey your every command to the extent this one is capable of." Later, she explains briefly that she does not have the authority to give commands: however, she rather enjoys giving suggestions. Murderous ones, to be exact. (Dual-cursed oracle of Lore who will be starting out her career with a lot of murderous command.)

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Jalisco's introduction starts before he opens his mouth. I describe him as looking like a gaunt, bald elf with almost paper-white skin, long sharp nails, and red eyes, then give everyone the opportunity to roll a Knowledge (religion) check to see if they know what a ghoul looks like. If someone has a suitably visible reaction, Jalisco grins at them, revealing perfectly normal elven teeth. "Oh, well done! You know the face of the enemy! Good, good, that promises good things for the mission. Can't wait to see how quickly you figure out other monsters, hm?" Later on, he slips references to the Dark Tapestry and the Great Old Ones into his speech, hoping to get similar negative reactions - he's a follower of the Black Butterfly, and wants to see who knows of his goddess' greatest enemies and if they, too, are opposed to the Ones From Beyond. The eccentricities of wizards.

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"Name's Orteil Sateriajis. *a brief grimace at the surname* Got any wizarding types here? You? Okay. I'll try to remember to keep you alive as well. But don't take it personally if I forget. The rest of you can consider yourselves safe until I kick it." Later on, he's visibly grumpy and even aggressive if he has to talk with arcane casters, but shows no problem at all with divine casters.

Grand Lodge 3/5

Walks out of the mission briefing as his porter scurries behind him, holding an ornate umbrella to shield him from the sun.

Climbs into his fancy rickshaw as his porter takes up the handles in front.

Glares at anyone who so much as looks like they want a ride.

3/5

When I play my Archaeologist Bard, I start by thanking people for being meat shields, so he can concentrate on doing the society's most important work.

Silver Crusade 4/5

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This sinister looking warrior clutches a gigantic two-handed blade and wears thick plates of jagged armor. The left half of his body is twisted and deformed by demonic features, leaving no doubt of his origins as a foul tiefling spawned from the darkest pits of the Abyss. A tall and curving horn arcs upward from his left temple, its twin conspicuously absent from his human-like right side. His single fiendish eye glints with a loathsome light as he opens his twisted mouth to speak...

"Hi, everyone! I'm Sir Micah! Well, not 'Sir' quite yet, but I'm getting there! Sarenrae doesn't exactly have knighthoods, you see, and I had to abandon my training as a squire to start learning to be a paladin. But I'm looking into knightly orders who will let me get some training in on my off-days, and I'm sure I can get credit for good deeds done in the field, after all!" The bright-faced young man happily introduces himself to everyone in the party, making them feel at home around him.

Later on, during the mission...

The tiefling paladin dangles the captured thief off a rooftop by his ankle. "I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN, CRIMINAL SCUM. WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?" His voice seems to echo with an abyssal darkness as he shouts, hand on the hilt of his sword.

The cowardly rogue stammers, "N-no! Don't kill me! I'll tell you, just put me down! They're being sent to a warehouse near the docks! Please, let me go!"

Micah sets the young man down and kneels beside him. "See? Wasn't that much easier? I'm sorry I had to threaten you, but we really did need to know where that shipment was going. We're going to turn you over to the authorities now, but I want you to promise you're going to obey the laws from now on." He suddenly glares at the man, whispering close into his ear. "OR ELSE."

Silver Crusade 2/5

*blinks*

5/5

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My half-elven cleric of Iomedae doesn't introduce himself... He has a herald for that!

*enter herald*
*unfruling of an ornate scroll*

"I present to you,
Lorion, acolyte of the 7th Temple of Iomedae,
Hero of the Five Kings,
Exemplar of Falcon's Hollow,
Hero of the Fey,
Student of far-away Tian Xia,
Koboldfriend,
Even-handed Investigator,
Spider's Captor,
Slayer of Sloth,
Defender of Nerosyan,
Foiler of Plans,
Accumulator of Armies
and all-round nice guy"

*que entrance*

Silver Crusade

Greetings I am Markavious the Green...*Looks around suspiciously*

Markavious was recruited out of college by the Elven council of foreign affairs(think CIA/OSS J Edgar Hover Times) He is Lawful Good/blindly loyal to government due to his conditioning. He is also a bit of a xenophobe.

He travels the world now looking for threats to the Elvish rulers/ independence, especially commies and socialists

The Exchange

"Hi I'm Kaida Veros! I like um cast spells and stuff! Um if you ever see me cast a 'wall of stone' spell it's just for jokes but don't tell the bad guys that k?"

Grand Lodge

"Yarr! The name be Marl Delzoun, me friends call me 'Shuffy'. 'Tis a pleasure to make your aquaintaships! Let's go tear up some baddies eh?"

Sovereign Court 3/5

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I tend to require no introduction.

I make it a point to pay attention and listen while others take their time introducing themselves, which can occur when a group of Pathfinders are assembled. I am often the only one concerned enough with the content of the monologues to pay attention rather than simply await my turn to speak.

-Lady Gabrielle d'Apcher

Silver Crusade

Bayle holds up a chalk board that reads...

'Hi I'm Bayle Terran! I've taken a vow of silence and fasting (hence the chalk board) .... oh and please don't put anything in my mouth when I'm unconscious :) '

Grand Lodge

"I am Ahote Takoda. My tribe lives in the Kodar Mountains of Varisia. This is KILLAMAJIG (Holding his magical adamantine greatsword) he thirsts for blood and hungers for steel. May he feast today!"

Silver Crusade 5/5 5/55/55/5

Hi, I'm Doyle. Put down the broom. I don't get caught in your hair. If one of you sneaky types wants to go out in front of the party take me with you.

This is Conan. He is a velociraptor.

Here is a bottle from Captain Maldris's private stash. Please go share it with him now, so that if he gets charmed he'll be less likely to eat you.

For every character

Hi, my name is ______ there is a potion of cure serious wounds located ___________ if I fall over, pour it down my throat.

1/5

Hadrian:
"Hadrian Calthiss of Cheliax, the pleasure is all mine and if it is not then it most certainly soon will be. Connoisseur of fine- well, everything. Dabbler in the arcane."

"Now then, shall we move this along? I have a pending appointment with a Calistrian courtesan that I do not wish to be late for, while the less time spent in that frumpy tart Heidmarch's presence, the better.

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Josiah
"Josiah Ragathiel Hallowburn, at your service. Josey Hallows, to mah friends. Since those are few an' far between, well, I suppose I can make an exception this particular time for you fine-lookin' lot.

Oh an' do forgive me for mah ramblin', daddy was a spiritual man and he did teach his boys the value of turnin' a particularly loquacious phrase, if not by desire then most certainly by example. Now, some might argue that his spirtuality was the type garnered from the bottle, but I digress...

I guess I am what you might call a mediator, given that I will help aggrieved parties who are not exactly seein' eye-to-eye reach a conclusion that is, shall we say, mutually agreeable when given the proper perspective.

That's what life's really all 'bout...perspective. Oh, and knives, plenty a' knives.

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Brother Holden:
The name's Brother Holden Holywood, brother, of the Order of the New World. Now look, brother, it's a simple as gettin' the 24 inch pythons on whatever is in our way, brothers! All I gotta say, brother, is whatchu gonna do when Holdenmania runs wild over yoooouuuu, brother?! Let's do this, yeah! I CAN'T WAIT TO- *looks around* Er...um, sorry. They uh, don't let me outta the monastery too much except for missions."

Liberty's Edge 4/5 RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

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"Captain Galengol Greencloak of the Andoran frigate Impartial, at your service. I shoot things. points at the dog-mounted halfing (Mrs. Bell's character) She charges things. Point us where you want the enemy reduced."

pets an armored mastiff crouching at his feet "Oh yeah, this is Zarta. That's a good dog. You're a good girl, aren't you? Yes you are. Don't bite Drandle, he's not a bad guy, he's just old." scratches ears

Scarab Sages 3/5

Ohh gawd.... I hate these things. I haaaaaate being a pathfinder. When I was new they sent me to a carnival and it was full of deatha nd danger. They had their "allies" teleport me right in front of a giant centipede. They sniff sniff sent me to bonekeep. They just me and whoever is with me to diieeee....

Shadow Lodge 4/5 5/5 RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8

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You see a barrel-chested half-orc covered in scars. He sports a helm made to resemble the head of a mammoth, complete with a pair of tusks, as well as several fetishes around his neck. His hands and feet are wrapped in leather, but are otherwise bare. The only thing that constitutes for clothing is the loincloth he wears. Behind him is a terribly burned pack-horse, currently towing a cart that is overloaded with scraps of leather, foodstuffs, and trophies.

"HELLO PATHFINDERS." Rukk takes a look over everyone at the table. "I REMEMBER SOME OF YOU... BUT NOT YOU!" Pointing at a new person. "TELL ME OF YOUR LAST SAVAGE COMBAT!*"

Rukk pulls out a soiled scrap of cloth and starts writing with charcol as the player goes in to detail about their last adventure.

"HMM, I SEE. SO YOU SAY THAT THE FLYING WOMEN SANG SONGS TO STEAL YOUR MINDS? I WILL REMEMBER THAT...then, mumbling aloud as he scribbles some notes. "If you see flying women... cut off ears to stop song magic... make healer put back on..." He folds the cloth up and stows it away.

"THIS IS MY MULE." He pets the terrified creature and it shudders at his touch. "HE IS MULE NUMBER SIX.** HE IS TOUGH. EVEN A LAVA MONSTER COULD NOT KILL HIM. HE IS A GOOD MULE."

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*Ever since acquiring a boon at GenCon this year, Rukk has been expanding his inquisitive mind by asking his fellow Pathfinder's for details about their previous exploits.

**Rukk has purchased several non-combat mules over his career. Most die in the crossfire or are eaten when Rukk gets hungry. Mule 6 has survived the last ten or so sessions through sheer luck, and is aware that he is on borrowed time. He survived an encounter with a fire elemental due to a casting of communal resist energy and has been traumatized by the experience.

Dark Archive

A slight gnome gestures to a dun Clydesdale This is Sundae; she's my horse, and she'd just divine! Oh! and I have five ponies: Frosty, Split, Shake, Flurry, and Blizzard. They pull a wagon; it's medium, so if we have to go far, no one has to walk. Don't worry, they're trained, barded and ready for action, should they be called.

Oh, I guess about me, you probably don't care about my ponies as much as I do. I fight for Torag; you could say I'm a paladin of Torag. I have this wand, it makes you heal quickly. I squeezed the blood out of some devils I killed to make this wand; it's like they work overtime for me, now. Plus you'll radiate evil, so I can smite you, teeheehee! But no, really, I don't smite things. Level 8 and has yet to use smite If the best can fall and the worst can be redeemed, then it is not my place to pass judgment on any soul, no matter how saturated with evil it may be. I'll stop mid-combat to stabilize the humaniod enemy, so that he can understand the healing powers of good.

I guess you may want my name. It's not really important, though, as the horse is more important. You can call me Brigid, and I work best in the snow.

Scarab Sages 5/5

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In a "sort of" french/italian accent, "I am Giamo Casanunda, Cleric of the god of Love. My card" (hand out business cards). Looks around table to find any shy players, "Tell me, are you currently in a long term relationship? No? Would you like to be?"

Scarab Sages 5/5

Part (at least) of this would be handled by my table tent - after all, what the PCs SEE is important, right?

Katisha Lee
Human (Chelaxian Female)
Bard (Street Performer - yes, a Street Performer!)
5’10”(in heels), slender build
Black Hair, Green Eyes, Pale
Normally dressed…. in silver and black, leather and lace.
on assignment, A barbed vest over Flaming Mistmail, whips on each hip.

“Perfumed” Courtesan – if you need to ask, I’m too expensive

Tag-line “Usually this costs extra!”

Please call me “Kat” or “Tish”
NEVER call me “Kat-Tish”

Liberty's Edge

(5ft. 10" Tien Man with a bandana covering his face, wears Barbed vest, holds bow in one hand)

"Hello! (head darts to left) I'm (darts to the other) Nesod(Right) (Goes left, right, left, and then forward. Holds out left hand to shake) Sorry. Never thought I'd shake those guys. I should stop leaving out calling cards. (Ponders for a moment.) Oh well! We can take them (storkes bow lovingly) isn't that right, Salranna?"

Shadow Lodge 4/5

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Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:

(5ft. 10" Tien Man with a bandana covering his face, wears Barbed vest, holds bow in one hand)

"Hello! (head darts to left) I'm (darts to the other) Nesod(Right) (Goes left, right, left, and then forward. Holds out left hand to shake) Sorry. Never thought I'd shake those guys. I should stop leaving out calling cards. (Ponders for a moment.) Oh well! We can take them (storkes bow lovingly) isn't that right, Salranna?"

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start?

3/5

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Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start?

You get 30 lives, but you play by yourself.

Grand Lodge 4/5 5/55/5 ** Venture-Lieutenant, Florida—Melbourne

My Andoran Lava Gnome Alchemist:
(spoken hyperly in a high pitch)
"Hi, I'm Barstag Smithsage, but you can just call me 'Boomer,' cause I like things that go 'Boom.' Remember, freedom begins with a bang...a big...Big...BIG BANG!"

My Mysterious Stranger:
(Spoken in a gravely Clint Eastwood voice.)
Other player during character introductions: "Sorry, I didn't catch your name."
Me: "Yeah. Ya noticed that, did yah?

My Blackblade/Kensai/Dawnflower Dervish:
(Spoken with an Arabic accent that unfortunately tends to degenerate into a Russian accent because I am not that good at it)
"I am Soumral, the Dawn Hammer, and this (branding my sword) is the holy blade Nightbreaker."
Nightbreaker: "Sarenrae bless you all."

My 7 charisma tengu Monk:
(Spoken in a halting, squawking accent as if constantly fishing for words.)
"You may call me Crow. I am not well versed in the ways of downies (his term for races whose feathers haven't come in yet) so perhaps one of you could speak to others of your kind for me. Are any of you skilled in using a wand of mage armor?"

My dwarven fighter:
(spoken in an Scottish brogue so thick it is barely understandable)
"I'm Seargent-Major Rufus Bloodaxe o' the Caer Gaddoon Highlanders and ma' auxe is at yerr service."

My dragon blooded sorcerer
"I am Draco Argentum. In my veins I hold the blood of dragons, in my hands, their claws, and in my lungs, their breath!"

5/5 5/55/55/5

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I am so naming my 30th PFS character Konami...

Shadow Lodge 3/5

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A wild pathfinder appears!

The Exchange

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A huge, muscular viking-type man proudly strides forth.

"I am Othmar, the Cowardly!" slaps his fist to his chest "And I have run from more danger than you have ever seen, Pathfinder."

Silver Crusade

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This spiel was somewhat more important when we had faction missions.

"I'd like to make something perfectly clear. I have sworn oaths guaranteeing the safety of any prisoners I take with the flat of my glaive, and I will fulfill those oaths, even if it means opposing one of you. If any of you plan on killing slavers for Andoran, or putting an ex-lover of the Paracountess out of their misery, or revenging the death of a friend at the hands of Aspis agents, or what not, I'd like to know. I don't need, or even want to know, the full details. All I want to know is this: how can I tell who they are so I can avoid taking them prisoner in the first place?"

Dark Archive

You may want to step back when I start casting.

Grand Lodge 5/5

You see a tall man in a heavy black cloak. His face is obscured by a silver and ivory mask. You cannot tell his race from his build, though his occasional clumsiness quickly rules out elf or half-elf. "Hello, I am Fargus, Initiate of the twenty-fourth step of the Path of Razmir," he says in a nearly emotionless tone of voice. "As some of you may already have inferred, I am a priest of Razmir, the Living God. Do not expect healing from me unless the situation has become truly dire." Fargus then lapses into silence. Fargus rarely speaks up without being directly asked a question, and none of you have seen him without his mask. He doesn't seem to eat. He doesn't sleep much, and has an uncanny way of being awake (and making it known) if people talk about him while he is thought to be asleep.

Sczarni 5/5 * Venture-Lieutenant, Washington—Pullman

An exceptionally corpulent man in garish purple silken ceremonial robes floats into the room on a chair that does not touch the ground. He is snacking on a cupcake that appeared in his hand as he floated through the door.

"Thank you cookie."

Looking over the assembled group. "This is the group? Well you'd better begin the briefing, the quicker I resolve your 'problem' the faster I can get back to something more interesting; like finding a better pastry chef."

He appears to barely pay attention through the briefing and leaves without asking any questions.

"I think the Sczarni man with the blue eyes and the mustache will get an audition. I think a Vanilla Cake with Strawberries but what twist to challenge the man..."

Sczarni 5/5 5/55/55/5

Caution: Gnome.

Whatever happens next, you have been warned

Shadow Lodge 4/5 5/5 RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 8

Steven Huffstutler wrote:

An exceptionally corpulent man in garish purple silken ceremonial robes floats into the room on a chair that does not touch the ground. He is snacking on a cupcake that appeared in his hand as he floated through the door.

"Thank you cookie."

Looking over the assembled group. "This is the group? Well you'd better begin the briefing, the quicker I resolve your 'problem' the faster I can get back to something more interesting; like finding a better pastry chef."

He appears to barely pay attention through the briefing and leaves without asking any questions.

"I think the Sczarni man with the blue eyes and the mustache will get an audition. I think a Vanilla Cake with Strawberries but what twist to challenge the man..."

"MAGIC MAN!!!" Rukk bellows as he sees the familiar face, before rushing over and hugging both the obese man and his floating chair.

"WILL YOU MAKE RUKK AS TALL AS A TROLL TONIGHT? I HAVE MISSED LOOKING AT MY FRIENDS FROM ABOVE!"

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