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Gary Teter wrote:
How is the water cooler able to give me hot water right after it was all out and I changed the tank? Shouldn't I have to wait at least a minute?

Well, there are the heat sinks and piping that convect it in from the toastier messageboard threads, and the piezoelectric mats installed into designated head-pounding areas for the customer service staff. Frankly, you should have enough heat to smelt a T-1000... if Freehold wasn't siphoning so much away to power his M.A.R.S. Weather Dominator Mk VI.

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Can I substitute Beaver™ Brand Hot Cream Horseradish (The Original Since 1929) for Sudafed®?


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Depends on the application.

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Are you going to finish that?

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Gary Teter wrote:
Are you going to finish that?

No, you can talk to your mom now.


Gary Teter wrote:
Are you going to finish that?

No, you can eat it.


Gary Teter wrote:
Are you going to finish that?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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Sebastian wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Are you going to finish that?
No, you can talk to your mom now.

Are you sure he didn't mean the Manhattan?

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How do I know when it's safe to try solid food again?

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Gary Teter wrote:
How do I know when it's safe to try solid food again?

When it stops coming back up?


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Liz Courts wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
How do I know when it's safe to try solid food again?
When it stops coming back up?

That helps.

As does observing what comes out the other end. But the latter is usually much less pleasant.

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How do you define "that" without referring to its role in a sentence?

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How hard could it be to give a toddler a haircut?

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Gary Teter wrote:
How do you define "that" without referring to its role in a sentence?

As a specific but unnamed thing.

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Gary Teter wrote:
How hard could it be to give a toddler a haircut?

Harder than a baby, easier than a teenager.


Gary Teter wrote:
How hard could it be to give a toddler a haircut?

About 0.5 on the Mohs scale I would say.

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Is it raining outside right now?

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Gary Teter wrote:
Is it raining outside right now?

Iunno, can't see with all this water in my eyes, stupid gravity.

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How well does my "Ask a Question" bookmark work?


Yes. Beaver brand horseradish is good. Atomic is better. They only have it in restaurants, I'm told.

Already done.

You have to just try.

That is that.

The hard part is choosing the specific hair you wish to cut. There are so many, and each so relatively alike.

No. Night, but perfect weather.

I don't know what that is.

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Gary Teter wrote:
How well does my "Ask a Question" bookmark work?

You will have to commission a study to learn the answer to that. I expect we could get one completed in about 2-3 months with around 3000 man hours of labor. The question is, can you afford not to know?

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Is there a good cobbler in Redmond?

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Gary Teter wrote:
Is there a good cobbler in Redmond?

Depends; are you looking for desserts or shoes?


Jiggy wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Is there a good cobbler in Redmond?
Depends; are you looking for desserts or shoes?

Is it too much to expect both? {goes back to eating new Shimmer desert topping/floor wax}


Jiggy wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Is there a good cobbler in Redmond?
Depends; are you looking for desserts or shoes?

I thought he was discussing the preponderance of evil ones...

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Does rust ever nap?


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Yes.

*burp*


Per Neil Young. Rust never sleeps.


Neil? Nail? Nail! Eat nail?

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When it says "kills germs," what exactly is it killing?

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The reproductive organs of plants.


G.E.R.M.S., or Gentlemen Eating Reese's Minis Society. The "it" in question is designed to inhibit my enjoyment of tiny desserts.

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Would it make you nervous if you knew your husband was about to google "clippers self haircut how to"?

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Yes.


Yes, as I wonder how I ended up as a straight man in a same sex marriage.

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Does the zoo get a cut of the food concessions?


Gary Teter wrote:
Does the zoo get a cut of the food concessions?

Yes. By tossing the folks that try to dine and dash into the lion pit.


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Does the zoo get a cut of the food concessions?
Yes. By tossing the folks that try to dine and dash into the lion pit.

Given the quality of the substances sold at most of the concessions, I believe that this might count as animal cruelty. My neighbor down the street volunteers at the local ASPCA shelter; I'll have to ask her.

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What is the difference between the Mach 3 and the Mach 3 Turbo?

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Gary Teter wrote:
What is the difference between the Mach 3 and the Mach 3 Turbo?

a) The funky blue stripe is wider

b) the name is five letters longer
c) it is more expensive


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Gary Teter wrote:
What is the difference between the Mach 3 and the Mach 3 Turbo?

About $10 per 8 cartridges (or $1.25 each).


They didn't add a racing stripe? We all know those make eveything faster.

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What's the difference between "rain" and "showers"?

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Soap.

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Does anybody ever actually pawn anything on Pawn Stars?


Hate to burst your bubble here, but reality TV isn't.


Not reality or not TV? I think the case could be made for both.


Gary Teter wrote:
Does anybody ever actually pawn anything on Pawn Stars?

Well, I tried to pawn the Ceti Alpha system to them, but they wanted to knock off too much from the price because of the missing sixth planet.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Does anybody ever actually pawn anything on Pawn Stars?
Well, I tried to pawn the Ceti Alpha system to them, but they wanted to knock off too much from the price because of the missing sixth planet.

Hmm. Do you think they'd know if you sort of substituted something like, say, a really big asteroid? I mean, planet, planetoid, tomato, tomahto. Semantics, really. Heck, just grab something from another system and toss it in. Who'd know?

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What causes the squeak in a door hinge?

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