What's the difference between the Hi-Z Instrument input on the front and the Line Input on the back?
Being able to plug something in with a cable 6-8 inches shorter.
What's the best way to determine if you can meta-wish without wasting a wish?
Consult the manual section 1258 subsection ABDG Article 99875 paragraph 13
Crossposted in AMA threads: it's a Paizopaloozaganza!
Gary! I don't think you work there anymore, but your work at Paizo on the Compy stuff was awesome; also you've an AMA, so it counts.
Super-serious series of questions*:
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If you could have different super-powers, what would they be and why?
(Assume corollary powers required to make a given power work are part of it; i.e. Since you'd need super tensile strength/durability to, you know, not-die when you made use of your super-strength power, you get them both when you say "super strength" as a singular option.)
Why?
If, instead, you could be a gestalt of super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?
On the other hand: BAM! You just gained levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?
Similarly, you won the super-lottery, and gained mythic tiers! of 'em! (And you gain class levels to match; please feel free to change your previous answer if this does so for some reason.) What path do you take? (Alternate option: substitute a single tier for a simple mythic template.)
Yet another query: you monster. Specifically, you (or less) monster! Which are you?! ... and would this have been your first choice? If not, which would be?
But the wheels of fate-time have spun again, and your everything has been transposed into that of someone else! You've just become a prepublished NPC from an official source! Which prepublished NPC is it?
What campaign setting do you run around in? Why?
As a final thing: blend any and/or all of the above questions into a single ginormous question: an optional blend of a prepublished NPC, monster, and some superheroes all walk into a bar... and out comes you, as a gestalt of those guys, the race you choose, some extra superpowers, and have extra class levels and mythic tiers on top! What are you?! (Other than "awesome" - naturally.)
Equipment is a non-issue (like adjunct super-powers; what you need to do <X> is assumed). Also note that any significant others can be brought with you.
"Official" and "Pre-published" are loose terms, but general expect something that has a solid publishing company and identifiable map/world/conceits behind it (like WotC for Forgotten Realms, Eberron, Dark Sun, Greyhawk, etc; or Green Ronin for Blue Rose, but not "True20"; or Paizo for Golarion, or the Maelstrom, or the upcoming Starfinder; but not "the Bestiaries" or "the Planes" or things like that - basically things that people can find and nerd out about with you). Similarly, if it has a solid AP out for it, that, too, is acceptable (like Legendary Planet; or any of Paizo's APs). It should probably be a d20 variant, but it can be whatever you like of those many variants (True20, Blue Rose, Paizo, 3.5, 3rd; etc.). That said, if a Homebrew or otherwise "weak" entry just needs to be there due to compelling reasons... okay. Similarly other systems. Let us know why! Computer and video game translations of such (Neverwinter Nights and/or expansions/sequels; PFO; etc) are acceptable as interpretations as well.
Similarly, for comics, it needs to be superheroes that people can reasonsonably be expected to come across - "that one I made up with my cousin as a kid" is an awesome answer, and worth noting and why, but prrrrooooobabaly isn't the best choice, unless it's just so powerful that you've GOT to. In which case: sure, but bring us along for the ride! Related, the super need not come from one of the "big two" in comics, so long as the people and world is both recognizes me and accessible - choosing The Incredibles world is valid (and awesome), as is Spawn (blech); you're not just limited to Marvel or DC. Similarly "standard" powers need not apply - so long as it is clearly communicable, it's fine (even if all the field specifics aren't clear, that's okay - knowing you're powered by our yellow star is fine; you don't need to know this, but it's acceptable if you do).
Finally, presume you have the basics necessary for a happy life. Your spouse, best friend, and so on, can all be considered to "come with you" (should they choose to do so) wherever it is that you go.
Oh, and one more thing: if you lived through a Legend of Zelda (as one of the Links); which would it be, and why?
Thanks! Enjoy!
Gary if you were paid $10,000,000 to write a control system for a team of unmanned aerial drones, how would you do it?
Wild triops.
PMG is wondering -- How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer:
+ Step One
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What on earth are those bunnies doing down there?
Be vewy vewy quiet. They're likely hunting a vengeance demon.
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Pay no attention to the nattering negativity of trout.
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What if the knuckleheads are right?
Then you should definitely keep your toupee fixed in place with six inch nails, just like we told you.
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What happens when I salt the pasta water?
If you're precise & accurate, or just lucky, culinary magic. (Børk børk børk)
Are you going to Gen Con?
Are YOU going to Gen Con.
What if the knuckleheads are right?
Then I guess I'm going to need a bigger hammer.
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What’s it like to sit in a Ferrari?
Oh! I know this one! I used to know a doctor's son in high school.
Just like any other car, unfortunately.
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Yeah. You can usually find them on the web.
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Some have argued that we should not feast on the delicious flesh of those who have given to us our sacrifices. Some have argued that the gods speak to us directly, twice every holy minute, and twice each time for the coming good measure, and that we should not doubt, nor even give the stink eye to, the bounty which has been flayed before us. My question is partly about food safety and partly about social etiquette.
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Why is my apartment building beeping twice every thirty seconds?
More importantly, when will it stop?
You probably forgot you set the car alarm.
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Some have argued that we should not feast on the delicious flesh of those who have given to us our sacrifices. Some have argued that the gods speak to us directly, twice every holy minute, and twice each time for the coming good measure, and that we should not doubt, nor even give the stink eye to, the bounty which has been flayed before us. My question is partly about food safety and partly about social etiquette.
See? Lecter's Law
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What kind of heist or scam requires at least two dozen participants?
Flash mob.