Did someone put some creamer out of space in the PMG's coffee?
If so, can I have some?
Woah. Wait a minute.
When did Gary start *answering* questions?
This feels like walking into a room full of adult Justin Bieber fans. Some things are just *wrong*.
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This feels like walking into a room full of adult Justin Bieber fans. Some things are just *wrong*.
This feels like walking into a room full of adult Justin Bieber fans. Some things are just *wrong*.This will make you feel better.
Whew. Thanks. Reality feels somewhat more solid now.
What?I said, "Isn't it hard to hear with those sticks through your head?"
What?
How much of the dust on the record player used to be me?
Less than you fear/hope.
Just blame the cat.
How much of the dust on the record player used to be me?
All of it is yous. The other Teters from parallel continuities are using Dyson Quantum Dualities vacuums to suck up all the you dust from their realities and shunt it to yours.
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How much of the dust on the record player used to be me?
this question is head and shoulders above the rest.
When did Gary start *answering* questions?May 5, around 2:29 p.m.
As long as it isn't 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
What is it with bedtime?!
Don’t worry. This is the hardest bit. They’ll soon be teenagers – which is a breeze!
What is it with bedtime?!
I now get, "I can't go to bed!" Followed by all the things he has to do instead. Followed by carrying the kicking and screaming child to bed. So it hasn't gotten better here yet. :)
What do you call those stripey parts on the outside of the inside of a banana?
Technically, they're called phloem bundles.
As a kid, we always just called them "banana strings." Maybe we were just weird, but the kids in my school liked to collect them at lunch, and throw them at each other at recess.
Yes.
Well you could do it the dwarf way - swap between the 2.
♫ Hi- Lo, Hi - Lo, lettuce crisp you go. ♪
Crisper bins on refrigerators are keepers of Schrödinger's Verschränkung veggies. Unless you open the bin, your veggies (like Yellowdingo's mangos) exist in a quantum superposition, being simultaneously both perfectly fresh and Moander-level rotten. Thankfully, you have a child, as the number one job of children is to collapse this waveform into a quantifiable result; usually this occurs when the parent gives a child a bit to nibble after announcing "This smells off; here, you taste it and tell me if it's still good."
Recently, a milkman left a delivery on my doorstep. If you know how to get the milk out of the Klein bottles or the wedge of cheese out of it's wax tesseract rind, please let me know.
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Isn't it veggies high and fruit low?
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Isn't it veggies high and fruit low?
EEK! A ghost! {runs away}
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Weekends.
What's the difference between every other day and three times a week?
The answer is likely related to that Beatles song.
PostMonster General
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If your backyard is 200 square paces, and has 25 small pine cones per square pace embedded in the lawn and under the turf, which take 10 to 20 minutes per square pace to locate and remove, do you clear the pine cones before mowing? Clearing just the pine cones which might catch in the mower blades takes five minutes per square pace.
Because reasons, the following are apparently Not Open for Further Discussion as possible solutions: Establishing a tiger preserve; the use of fire, poison, heavy construction equipment including backhoes and excavator-diggers, any sort of laser or other coherent collimating radiation, radiation in basically any useful or glowing form, any lawnmower bot based on internal combustion powered chainsaws; any solution based on technologies provided by the people who come through the forest on the other side of the fence; any solution that involves strapping anything good (technically "dangerous") to the boy; the importation or use of livestock which require any food except pine cones; the creation of livestock which find pine cones irresistible; establishing a leopard preserve.
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Or this one, to pull behind your hugh-mongous tractor.
Bonus-wise, their utility is not limited to pinecones, but also includes dog 'problems', bones, small animals, insects, toys, pets, and neighbors.