*Takes a peek down the northeast hall.*
Peeks down the northwest passage.
*Heading down the northwest passage.*
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The passage opens into a large cavern(100'x 100') filled with a bubbling pool of black fluid and a powerful odor of rotting meat.Streams of the liquid trickle from cracks in the west wall and empty into the pool.
Without warning the pool starts to boil. A whirlpool widens over the surface,going faster and faster.
Getting the heck outta there.
Odd!
It is the fondue of annihilation
It is the evil fondue king. Kill Him.
the fondue king
alignment:NE
favored weapon: flail
portfolio: cheesebeasts, fondue, royalty
domains: evil, charm, community, plant, animal, nobility
rank: demigod
herald: guardian of the order of cheese
HE IS BEHIND THE CHEESEBEASTS IN THE DUNGEON!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!
Smacks the holy narrator
Promptly attacks the new creature this holy narrator thing.
Even Nasty has his standards and wont eat that guy.
consumes a turkey and spicy chicken submarine sandwich and his companion, the nasty orc go to work
being a narrator doo doo doo da doo
as the battle rages on...
Thing about being a gelatinous cube is that you don't really eat. Instead, you engulf something, then dissolve it, then if the stuff you got from it is no good, it ends up in a slime trail when you move. Thus, no need for standards. You also never have to worry about your mouth being too small. You can always paralyze something and begin dissolving it at one end.
*looks meaningfully at the holy narrator*
I always wondered about that. At least you have discerning tastes.
Can I help? I wanna smash, too.
Edit: Activating the Blessing of Smashy which lets me reroll an attack with a bludgeoning weapon.
Is the fondue king still alive?
Ewww... troll.
I hate internet trolls.
What is an internet anyway?
...Burble...
I need another sandwich.
Looking into the room.
Walks up next to Schism. "What do you see in there? Anything I can eat? I am getting hungry now."
Nasty walks into the room just inside to see if the whirlpool starts again and what it does.
Get out of there, you idiot.
That is the same black liquid that almost turned you into a bug.
Nasty sheepishly leaves the room.
"Sorry."
Does he see anything in the pool which would lead him to believe there is something there of value? If not I suppose he looks at Schism.
"Next room? This one has black stuff me no likey that stuff."
He looks back into the room to see if he sees anything that may help the group.
He walks back into the room.
"Something in the pool ... maybe something to eat? For my Master the Great Devourer."
*Stands behind Nasty to yank him out if need to.*
If not yanked back he stays in the room to see the form being created in the whirlpool.
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Nasty: A hazy image rises from the whirlpool and hovers in mid-air-the ghostly figure of a large orc....wait that image is your father!
The image opens it's mouth to speak, and the party hears a voice in their heads as soft as a brass band during mardi gras. Come to the trees...come to the trees... The image then disappears and the pool is suddenly calm.
A puzzled look on his face.
"I think that was my father ... only I have never met him or know what he looks like. It just looks like what I have always thought he would look like. We need to go to the trees ... only I don't know any trees here. You see trees Schism?"
This orc is hallucinating.
*Looks around the room.*
Any "Tree" symbols in here?