It's time to activate my mace's fiery blast ability!
7d6 + 7 ⇒ (2, 6, 6, 5, 5, 3, 4) + 7 = 38 on the manticores. DC 18 Reflex for half.
You do realize your mace is up here with those trying to rescue you, don't you?
Evasion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22
Jenny: splat damage: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 3, 1) = 14
fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
You fall on one.of the cores doing some splat damage
Alick: After jumping down a level, you grab a scorpion and go all WWF on it and fling it at qesnef, killing it and a scorpion as well
A scorpion scampers over and attacks you
claw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 ouch: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
claw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12 ouch: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
tail: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 ouch: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Bear: You shred one of the scorps dead
Alissa/TD: Between the 2 of you anothet scorp dies
Rev. Thank you for the double blessing
AMH: You manage to grab your mace and jump down 20' butt naked mind you and put the core that Jenny splatted out of it's misery.
Now try and get that image outta your head
Jenny: A core movex over and attacks
claw: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 ouch: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
claw: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18 ouch: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
claw: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 ouch: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
And another for our naked healer
claw: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 ouch: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
claw: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 ouch: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
bite: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29 ouch: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Surely the end of the scorpions is neigh?
Tvashtri continues going after the oni.
crossbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
damage: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Darned crossbow's a bit stuck, though....
I hulk smash the nearest scorpion with flaming fists of fury!
burning fists of death!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 332d8 + 2d6 + 16 ⇒ (5, 4) + (4, 2) + 16 = 31
Ooh, crit! crit confirm: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17
Ouch ouch ouch. Eat pseudopod, ooze-eating manticore!
Splat!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27 She slimed me!: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 and DC 21 Fort!
Edit: Crit?: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12 Possibly extra slime: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
"I will shoot until I hear the Oni cry uncle!"
Shortbow attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11, Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Shortbow attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7, Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
I feel like I am playing battle ship, just firing into the darkness...."A-7"
A Shot in the Dark: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 1 = 17
Once: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 7
Twice: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12
Third Times the Charm: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12
Next Victim: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29
Once More With Feeling: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34
Going For It: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
First Claw: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14
Second Claw: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19
Gnashy Time: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 1, 4, 3) + 10 = 22
Rev: I believe you may be right.
TAK: Wow you have some serious anger issues with qesnef. Maybe you and the Rev should have a sit down
Alick: You hulk smash a scorp into paste, the last one skitters over and attacks.
claw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 ouch: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
claw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 ouch: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
tail: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 ouch: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
So 15 points of damage. I take the hits and shrug them off, then headbutt the last scorpion krogan style followed by some psionic style fire breath.
rule of cool headbutt: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 121d10 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
dromite firebug breath: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 263d8 + 5 ⇒ (2, 7, 7) + 5 = 21
Btw, the firebreath is vs reflex
I think I'm actually unconscious. That was a lot of damage.
Ha! I'd like to see you all handle this without me.
*Comes out of darkness, stake ready.*
Wait... No vamps? Oh well, I guess I'll leave you all to die horrible deaths...
*Fades out*
Jenny: fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30 wow is that the second 20 he's rolled on that. You lay into the core good but apparently his time below ground has fortified him against oozy stuff.
TD: qesnef is dead, so you shot at the core engaging Jenny. It looks like extra archery practice for you and TAK after school today.
Alissa: You may want to consider joining TD and TAK
Bear: You have no such issues as the second core falls
Alick: You have successfully taken out the last scorp. It looks like the rev is quite the diviner
AM HEALER wrote: I think I'm actually unconscious. That was a lot of damage.
Ha! I'd like to see you all handle this without me.
Funny thing as you are about to go unconscious, you get a cold feeling on your chest, right about where that ring lays against you....
1d8 ⇒ 4 1d12 ⇒ 6
You are awakened with 6 hp.
Alick: You feel an icy dagger in your heart and lose 6hp
Bear, don't let anything near AMH!
*Lets out a mighty Roar.*
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Will Save vs Intimidate DC: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (6) + 20 = 26
Alissa/Bear: I think the only things left are the sea lions.
The Crayfish on B-Level are down.
The Scorpions on C-Level are no more.
The Ogremage is gone.
That leaves the E-Level manticores.
And the D-Level Sea Lions.
*Moves into Ranged Flank Position.*
Attack the Manticore: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 10 + 1 = 21
Ouch 1: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 10
Ouch 2: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 11
Ouch 3: 1d8 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 11
Sneaky: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 2) = 8
Tvashtri sets to the somewhat tedious and quite exacting task of restoring his frozen mechanicals.
Repairing Agni: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
"Cry uncle Oni!"
Shortbow attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18, Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Shortbow attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22, Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Alissa: You successfully kill the core again
TAK: You are able to fix all your toys, just need to wrap them in a blanky
TD: Nope the dead stubborn ogre mage will not say uncle
JRR Tolkien wrote: Nasty: Opening this door reveals a 100' w X 130' L room. This large room is terraced around the outside in giant steps of 10 foot depth and width.
There are a total of 4 steps leading down all of the steps are made of glass and filled with water. Consider yourself on step A.
Step B is an open top and contain 6 giant crayfish,.
Step C is a dry level with 6 giant scorpions.
Step D is another wet level with four sea lions.
Step E is the bottom, it is 20 feet wide by 50 feet long with a door at the bottom on the south wall. there are also 3 manticores on the bottom level.
Quote: Jenny: fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30 wow is that the second 20 he's rolled on that. You lay into the core good but apparently his time below ground has fortified him against oozy stuff.
TD: qesnef is dead, so you shot at the core engaging Jenny. It looks like extra archery practice for you and TAK after school today.
Alissa: You may want to consider joining TD and TAK
Bear: You have no such issues as the second core falls
Alick: You have successfully taken out the last scorp. It looks like the rev is quite the diviner
Quote: Alissa: You successfully kill the core again
TAK: You are able to fix all your toys, just need to wrap them in a blanky
TD: Nope the dead stubborn ogre mage will not say uncle
I was aiming at the third manticore.
Oh yeah I forgot about that one...Well between everyone focus firing on 1 creature. It's dead.
I send my crystals into the water and make them generate enough heat to make the water boil around the sea lions. I also get into the water away from said sea lions to warm myself up after that icy chill feeling. It magically heals me via super hero logic and the rule of cool.
I'll let the DM decide how much damage the boiling does to the sea lions. Might also be a good idea to toss the corpses of the crawfish and scorpions in. Have ourselves some dinner after this.
"Look at me when i'm slapping you!"
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Sickle 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
"Anyone else hungry?"
"I could eat." He says a thick puddle of drools starts to form in his jowls.
"Can I eat the Ogre? Oh Where did the Halfling go? I wanted to eat him Halfling are tasty stuffed with crawfish. But maybe I could stuff the crawfish with Halfling?"
"Urrrp! Halfling what Halfling?"
"Have some fillet of Ogre."
Alick: If you wish to boil my sealions, no problem. Keep in mind they are 8 HD so it might take a bit of time.
TD: No need to bother rolling to hit qesnef, unless you are enjoying it.
Nasty: The halfling was an illusion cast by qesnef the ogre mage.
I must object to boiling sea lions. They have not attacked us. They are not some monster in need of slaying.
Animal Empathy: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32
Besides, who needs seals when we have these giant crayfish? Who wants scampi?!
I'm torn. I agree the sea lions have not attacked us, but I'm also hungry and low on power and craving some sea food...
Heh... Qesnef...
I start dissolving the manticore I landed on.
"BURLLLLLB..."
"Is their not enough food for now without eating the seal lions...yet?"
I am not sure if this helps but....The sealions have the heads of lions and are growling
Also there is a door on this level that qesnef came out of.
Someone has been reading Piers Anthony.
I'm gonna check the door I just noticed. Anyone else coming?
Alissa: I admit a certain admiration for Xanth, in fact I gave an oral bookreport on "A Spell for Chameleon" for 9th grade english
The interior of the room is very luxurious. the floor is strewn with rugs and cushions and tapestries cover the walls a 6' foot hookah stands in the corner.
Seal LIONs, not sea lions, huge difference kids, huge difference
Both are pretty good served with Ale and roasted.
Checking under the rugs
Perception: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20
"What growls loudest Nasty's stomach or a herd of sea lions?"
Alissa: Searching the room you find a bunch of cash and gems and a black scabbard decorated with pieces of cut obsidian.
TD: This has perplexed the wisest of minds.
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