Lumiere Dawnbringer |
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2. Because the Bard Disgraced my Wife
3. because i don't want to be some young vampire girl's slave. i already murdered her father with my Jeigan Eye as she told me to. what else could she need me for?
4. the rogue stopped supplying my precious herbs
5. Enma Ai, Daughter of Pharasma, ferried me straight to hell for failure
6. a corrupted hobbit bit off my finger trying to take a magic ring of great importance
7. a plushie embarrassed me in a perverse manner and i can't get over being the toy's toy.
Lincoln Hills |
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22. Each of them insisted on "playing their character," rather than attempting to form any kind of team. Just before I went over the hill, I glanced back and saw one rubbing termites in his hair while the other two picked each other's pocket.
23. Each of them had the Best Build Evar, which is fine and dandy, but they insisted on demonstrating on everybody. Ragelancepouncing the orphanage was the last straw!
John Kretzer |
29: Well the other party offered more pay and my own room.
30: Well the other party had a much better benefits package.
31: One day we were sneaking through a stinking swamp about to fight something truely vile...as in disgusting...to get some component for a mage's immortailty potion...and I remembered my mother's advice and followed it...what was that advice you ask..."Son become a doctor."
Apocalypso |
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39. GM's Girlfriend was playing an 18 cha bard, I was playing a 24 Cha enchantress. Guess which one of us got a marriage proposal from the Duke? Guess which one of us got chased out of town by an angry mob after a 58 Diplomacy check?
40. GM's girlfriend ran all the primary encounters as her personal solo campaigns. During scheduled game times the other 5 of us crafted magic items, primarily for use by the GM's girlfriend for her (unknown to us) future solo campaigns.
41. I complained about all the girlfriend's solo campaigns, so finally the GM offered to run a solo side adventure for me.(This is all VTT) Didn't really want to go solo, wanted to bring one or two of the other party members (that I actually like). GM said "Come on, I've got time to play right now, I've got something cool set up...let's go!" I relented. I insisted on getting a hireling. He said "Ok, my friend Bob is available, he'll play your hireling."
You can probably see where this is going. Yup. "Friend Bob with a broken headset so can only type" was actually the GM's girlfriend, who ditched my sorceress the moment the Witchhunting Inquisitor showed up to assassinate her. My sorceress was on the ground, crushed and powerless and about to receive a death blow, when the GM's girlfriend's Bard appears and saves the day with exactly the right weapons for the job. There were no perception checks to notice she had been following me for 3 weeks in game.
As I ragetableflipped (as best as you can with a laptop and headset) the last words I hear from the girlfriend are... "but I *saved* you! Aren't you going to thank me?"
Turin the Mad |
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49. I ran out of 5,000 gp diamonds the day before yesterday.
49a. Yesterday, the rest of them died.
49b. Today, I sold all of their stuff and retired.
49c. I don't speak Corpse.
50. A month from now, I will tell the tale of the Terrible Trio in the Dungeon of Almost-Inescapable Doom.
50a. I will draw a map for interested parties in exchange for a modest fee, paid in advance, no refunds if you get lost or otherwise can't follow the map.
ArmouredMonk13 |
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53.)I only wound up with them because I hit the wrong button on the elevator.
54.)Because they wouldn't let me shave the drunken sailor's belly with a rusty razor and throw him in the hole with the captains daughter earlie in the mornin
55.)Meatshield Died and wizard needs meatshield.
56.)I was once an adventurer like them, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Adamantine Dragon |
Hunh.... wow...
Have I EVER had a character leave the party?
I'm wracking my brains...
I've had my character DRIVE other characters from the party on multiple occasions...
I've had characters die.
I guess the only time I ever actually had a character choose to leave an active adventure campaign was:
61. My character retired.
MrSin |
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62. My character nearly drowned in poop because of you and you laughed about it!
63. You tried to convince me the necromancer who is currently mugging someone is actually a good guy... scratch that, the necromancer currently murdering someone is a good guy.... scratch that, he's raising him. Is he not evil yet!?
IceniQueen |
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67. Well you see it's a long story. My party and I had this ogre killing agenda/Policy. It didn't matter what the ogres did, if they were good or bad, we killed them all the same no matter what. Well long story short in 1 fight I got smashed by a bunch of ogres and my friends were more than happy to have be reincarnated. And well... guess what? As fate or maybe karma would have it, I came back as an Ogre and all of them wanted to kill me even though I was on their side.