The "Hey Baby" incident

[Eradarus]

This happened in the last session we played Shattered star, and I thought it was worthy of posting.

My character in that game is a Sylph Ninja 3 / Wizard(Teleportation school) 2

Aiming for Arcane trickster.

Now, my character has an obscene stealth check. Somewhere around 20 at 5th level... but despite that he has trouble using it as darkvision gives stealth the finger... -_-

So he conjures mist... in the form of a wand of obscuring mist or just casting the spell outright and using alter winds to gently move the cloud...

We come to a bridge near the Ladies light. And being the scout I instantly conjure a cloud and use it to gain concealment to sneak across.

I know I know... overt much? Big cloud of fog slowly making its way across the gap? I can just imagine the cartoon version of this.

Well my character makes it across and hears someone shout WHO GOES THERE. He doesn't respond, I'm just a strange unwarranted cloud of smoke after all.

Then I hear casting... spellcraft check says its a dispel magic...

My character says "CRAP" and drops to the ground.

The dispel magic goes off.. cloud goes poof and there is my Sylph, nude, in the Burt Reynolds Pose.

He says "Hey Baby, how you doin" to the half orc female... hilarity ensues...

[gracefulArmageddon]

I only have one question about this amusing story.

What the f%$# happened to your clothes?

[selunatic2397]

Per Order Of The Stick, the less clothing you have on the more stealthy you are...thus...nude=invisible...or so their bard Elan believes.

[gracefulArmageddon]

I completely forgot about that.
I need to reread OotS.

[Turin the Mad]

There is also the "nudity defense clause"...

[devilfluff]

That would be an awesomely hilarious moment.

I must be missing something, though. How is darvision affecting your stealth? Were you trying to enter stealth while in the half-orc's view?

[Eradarus]

My character purchased sleeves of many outfits. Our DM agreed that one of the many outfits would be "A birthday suit"

So before he dropped as a free action, he used a move to draw down the sleeve and another to pull it back up and well... pull a bruce almighty

[Eradarus]

And the last 3rd of the first book was nothing but guys with darkvision...which means I didn't get concealment from low light... so I found my own concealment.

One more level till BLUR... TRY AND STOP ME FROM STEALTHING THEN WILL YOU!

[selunatic2397]

GO ERADARUS GO!!! Stealth for the win!!!

[Eradarus]

At 5th level his check is base 22... its kinda dumb

Ninja lets me add +4 then distance penalties.

Its just wrong how easy he can break LOS and vanish... but then again... NINJA.

I don't even have vanishing trick... cause that would be over the top busted.