One of my ettins has a pet rust monster who he wuvs sooo much. But, I cant think of a good name he would give the little guy. Ideas? Has to be something a boneheaded Ettin would think up.
one head calls it Crusty and the other calls it Flaky
Snuffles!
Ziggy!
Bunny! (Ettins don't have Knowledge (nature), do they??)
Any name with the wrong gender honorific attached, i.e. Mr. Nibbles for a female rust monster or Miss Kitty for a male!
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Rusty seems like the obvious choice :)
I approve of Rusty. Was going to suggest it myself but got ninjad by Are :D
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Pair your Ettin with a hobgoblin named George.
"Tell me about the rust monsters, George."
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Name: Flee
Why? Because it's what the giant hunters yell out when they see it.
Are wrote: Rusty seems like the obvious choice :)
Great minds think alike!
I used two recently named Oxy and Hydro. They were owned by a crazy cultist kobold named Jeff. They were laughing til they saw the things looking at their loots. :3 edit they my players that is
Are wrote: Rusty seems like the obvious choice :)
Definitely.
I had a dog named Rusty once too, so it's not unheard of as a pet name even disregarding puns.
Rusty is on my list, but it seems too obvious for an ettin. I like tickles too for some unknown reason.
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Whenever I've presented a 'domesticated' rust monster in my campaigns, I've based its behavior patterns on certain Labrador retrievers I have known. I've often said to my PCs, "Remember - the rust monster is the only monster in the Bestiary that doesn't hate you. In fact, it loves you, just as a dog would love a man who was wearing armor made of bacon!"
(You may also find inspiration for rust monsters at www.rustyandco.com - an odd comic but it has its moments.)
Feathers
'Cause of the antennae.
I had a too close encounter with a rust monster once...
darkwarriorkarg wrote: Name: Flee
Why? Because it's what the giant hunters yell out when they see it.
+1
Lincoln Hills wrote: Whenever I've presented a 'domesticated' rust monster in my campaigns, I've based its behavior patterns on certain Labrador retrievers I have known. I've often said to my PCs, "Remember - the rust monster is the only monster in the Bestiary that doesn't hate you. In fact, it loves you, just as a dog would love a man who was wearing armor made of bacon!"
(You may also find inspiration for rust monsters at www.rustyandco.com - an odd comic but it has its moments.)
Great link! And they even have a rusty plush there...
Michigan the rust monster
Chip. Why? Because rusted things tend to chip away into nothingness.
Kyras Ausks wrote: darkwarriorkarg wrote: Name: Flee
Why? Because it's what the giant hunters yell out when they see it. +1 Also seconding.
The Golux wrote: Kyras Ausks wrote: darkwarriorkarg wrote: Name: Flee
Why? Because it's what the giant hunters yell out when they see it. +1 Also seconding. perfect name, and exactly how an ettin would think: If everybody yells FLEE when they see it, than that is probably it's name
Named Rust monsters from dungeons and dragons online:
Bestore
Blight
Corrosion
Crumble
Fissure
Leech
Parasite
Rusty
Scour
Tarnish
The Eater
Bart Vervaet wrote: The Golux wrote: Kyras Ausks wrote: darkwarriorkarg wrote: Name: Flee
Why? Because it's what the giant hunters yell out when they see it. +1 Also seconding. perfect name, and exactly how an ettin would think: If everybody yells FLEE when they see it, than that is probably it's name And if it's smart enough to be trained to recognize its name, it'll come when people call it! :D
Darigaaz the Igniter wrote: I want to second George I will hug him, and stroke him, and cuddle him, and sing to him, and call him George, duh.
Excellsior! ( the exclamation is part off the name)
Woodie, since that's all it won't eat.
Given they kinda remind me of crickets I would go with something like Copperhopper
Ferrous.
Ferris.
Bueller?
Pincushion.
Adventurers usually employ ranged weapons when dealing with rust monsters.
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Spike.
"Why'd you name it Spike?"
"Cuz dat what it eat. Duh."
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ZanzerTem wrote: One of my ettins has a pet rust monster who he wuvs sooo much. But, I cant think of a good name he would give the little guy. Ideas? Has to be something a boneheaded Ettin would think up. While I really like Flee, I would say that each head should name him something different.. then do things like have one head command 'Flea' to 'come', then have the other head when noticing him following be surprised and say 'Flo, STAY!'.
The collar should be leather with a destroyed/eaten metal tag...
-James
PS: Full name would be 'Flea Fly/ Flo Flom'
BigNorseWolf wrote: Dr. Venture
i see what you did
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