Humorous Golarion Map


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I don't know if anyone else has shared this, so I'll share it now. The only part I disagree with is the Arabian Niiiiiiiiiiights area. It should have been labeled Egypt or something. LOL!

Humorous Golarion Map

Liberty's Edge

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I love it !

Liberty's Edge

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Nice :-))


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I have seen this before.....and I laugh every time.

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I love how The Steaming Sea is titled "Nobody Cares". LOL!

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Probably should be marked NSFW/children, however.

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Yeah. I didn't think to tag it. Sorry folks. If one of the admins could tag it for since I can't edit the original post, that would be great.


I am getting ready to run a Golorain based Fantasy Hero games. I just sent this link to my players. :D

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Lord Mhoram wrote:

I am getting ready to run a Golorain based Fantasy Hero games. I just sent this link to my players. :D

Ha ha ha! That's awesome!


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Why Druma is under "Pointy ear'd tree huggers" instead of "Nobodygivesaf....."?

Silver Crusade

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Proposals for expansion/refinement:

Relabeling Andoran as "NotAmerica, Circa 1786"
Adding Tian Xia nations, with similar labels. NotJapan, NotChina, etc.

(Basically I'm taking the Resident Evil "NotSpain" joke to its extreme conclusion)

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Celestial Pegasus wrote:

Proposals for expansion/refinement:

Relabeling Andoran as "NotAmerica, Circa 1786"
Adding Tian Xia nations, with similar labels. NotJapan, NotChina, etc.

(Basically I'm taking the Resident Evil "NotSpain" joke to its extreme conclusion)

Brilliant! LOL!


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Well played.

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One pleasant surprise about this is the joke even works in reverse. I've taken to using "Andoran/Andoren" in place of "America/American" in real life, and even people who don't play Pathfinder usually understand I 'meant America.'

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"A!*!!#*s (also spain)" should instead say "A@!%%%+s (also russia)"

"Also wizards" should say "Undeadland"

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Yeah, I think the Arabian Niiiiiiiiiights area should be renamed "Walk Like an Egyptian". :D


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"Nazis" should be "Satanists," and "More Nazis" should be split into "Cenobites," "Nazis," and "Lumberjacks."

Osirion should be Walk like an Egyptian; Qadira can keep Arabian Niiiietc.

Sargava should be "Boers" or maybe "Mighty Whitey."


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Sargava should be Fantasy Apartheid.

Brevoy should be Game of Thrones in Russia.


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Evil Lincoln wrote:

Sargava should be Fantasy Apartheid.

Brevoy should be Game of Thrones in Russia.

In Golaron Russia Throne Sits On You?

Silver Crusade

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Or rather, throne plays you.


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I almost fell off my chair laughing. :'-D

Thanks!


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lol, love it.

for some reason "Vikings..."Witchs...Cavemen" was my favorite part


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"Green is da best" could also be "Orcdor"


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I love the tiny "like Arabian days". It makes it all worth it, regardless of how badly misnamed the map is. :D

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