Tacticslion |
Crossposted in AMA threads: it's a Paizopaloozaganza!
John: you may not work for Paizo, but your AMA counts!
Super-serious series of questions*:
* Nnnnnnope.
If you could have 1d4 ⇒ 4 different super-powers, what would they be and why?
(Assume corollary powers required to make a given power work are part of it; i.e. Since you'd need super tensile strength/durability to, you know, not-die when you made use of your super-strength power, you get them both when you say "super strength" as a singular option.)
Why?
If, instead, you could be a gestalt of 1d2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?
On the other hand: BAM! You just gained 3d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2, 3) + 2 = 8 levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?
Similarly, you won the super-lottery, and gained mythic tiers! 3d3 + 1 ⇒ (3, 1, 3) + 1 = 8 of 'em! (And you gain class levels to match; please feel free to change your previous answer if this does so for some reason.) What path do you take? (Alternate option: substitute a single tier for a simple mythic template.)
Yet another query: you monster. Specifically, you CR: 1d30 ⇒ 14 (or less) monster! Which are you?! ... and would this have been your first choice? If not, which would be?
But the wheels of fate-time have spun again, and your everything has been transposed into that of someone else! You've just become a prepublished NPC from an official source! Which prepublished NPC is it?
What campaign setting do you run around in? Why?
As a final thing: blend any and/or all of the above questions into a single ginormous question: an optional blend of a prepublished NPC, monster, and some superheroes all walk into a bar... and out comes you, as a gestalt of those guys, the race you choose, some extra superpowers, and have extra class levels and mythic tiers on top! What are you?! (Other than "awesome" - naturally.)
Equipment is a non-issue (like adjunct super-powers; what you need to do <X> is assumed). Also note that any significant others can be brought with you.
"Official" and "Pre-published" are loose terms, but general expect something that has a solid publishing company and identifiable map/world/conceits behind it (like WotC for Forgotten Realms, Eberron, Dark Sun, Greyhawk, etc; or Green Ronin for Blue Rose, but not "True20"; or Paizo for Golarion, or the Maelstrom, or the upcoming Starfinder; but not "the Bestiaries" or "the Planes" or things like that - basically things that people can find and nerd out about with you). Similarly, if it has a solid AP out for it, that, too, is acceptable (like Legendary Planet; or any of Paizo's APs). It should probably be a d20 variant, but it can be whatever you like of those many variants (True20, Blue Rose, Paizo, 3.5, 3rd; etc.). That said, if a Homebrew or otherwise "weak" entry just needs to be there due to compelling reasons... okay. Similarly other systems. Let us know why! Computer and video game translations of such (Neverwinter Nights and/or expansions/sequels; PFO; etc) are acceptable as interpretations as well.
Similarly, for comics, it needs to be superheroes that people can reasonsonably be expected to come across - "that one I made up with my cousin as a kid" is an awesome answer, and worth noting and why, but prrrrooooobabaly isn't the best choice, unless it's just so powerful that you've GOT to. In which case: sure, but bring us along for the ride! Related, the super need not come from one of the "big two" in comics, so long as the people and world is both recognizes me and accessible - choosing The Incredibles world is valid (and awesome), as is Spawn (blech); you're not just limited to Marvel or DC. Similarly "standard" powers need not apply - so long as it is clearly communicable, it's fine (even if all the field specifics aren't clear, that's okay - knowing you're powered by our yellow star is fine; you don't need to know this, but it's acceptable if you do).
Finally, presume you have the basics necessary for a happy life. Your spouse, best friend, and so on, can all be considered to "come with you" (should they choose to do so) wherever it is that you go.
Oh, and one more thing: if you lived through a Legend of Zelda (as one of the Links); which would it be, and why?
Thanks! Enjoy!
John Kretzer |
All right...
I would want Super strength, Flight, Enhanced reflexes and speed, and shape shifting...so I can help people...and have some fun.
Captain Mavel, Mystique, and Nightcrawler. I just like how the powers would combine. Marvel...though I would run around in this world...we need heroes more.
I don't which Monster I would pick. Ask again later.
Quile from FR.
Golarion...I like the variety.
Taking a downgrade in power... ;)
I don't understand the next few (?) questions.
I don't know...I don't play Legend of Zelda
Emperor Floyd |
{squeezes out from under Kretzer's fridge} Wait, I'm cool now?!
Also Master Kretzer, do you have a guesstimate how many of Lord Floyd's toys have been batted under the fridge?
First...that is Emperor Floyd or His Imperial Majesty Floyd. Not a mere lord.
As to your question...only the ones who have displeased me get banished to underneath the refrigerator.
Rysky |
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:{squeezes out from under Kretzer's fridge} Wait, I'm cool now?!
Also Master Kretzer, do you have a guesstimate how many of Lord Floyd's toys have been batted under the fridge?
First...that is Emperor Floyd or His Imperial Majesty Floyd. Not a mere lord.
As to your question...only the ones who have displeased me get banished to underneath the refrigerator.
Commandant Fluffypaws?
John Kretzer |
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Emperor Floyd wrote:Commandant Fluffypaws?Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:{squeezes out from under Kretzer's fridge} Wait, I'm cool now?!
Also Master Kretzer, do you have a guesstimate how many of Lord Floyd's toys have been batted under the fridge?
First...that is Emperor Floyd or His Imperial Majesty Floyd. Not a mere lord.
As to your question...only the ones who have displeased me get banished to underneath the refrigerator.
Ah yes that is the cat I put in charge of the kitchen also known as Misty.
John Kretzer |
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John, please describe your ideal Mistress, in as much or as little detail as you see fit.
Simply writing 'Rysky' will suffice, if you prefer.
Sorry it took me so long to get to this...
My Ideal Mistress...
1) Must have a relationship beyond the BGSM. Not necessary love but atleast very good friends.
2) Sharing interest would be great, books, movies, RPG (both types ;) ), etc.
3) Not looking for 24/7 BDSM relationship.
4) must be playful...extensive wardrobe and ahem toys. ;)
5) Cuddling a must.
6) Does not have to share all of my interest but must be understanding when I do pursue those interest.
7) has to be some sort of physical attraction...not perfect...God knows I am not.
8) Aggressive...
Anyway that is what I have come up with so far.
Emperor Floyd |
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John Kretzer wrote:To add to the list bove....
10) must love animals...or at least cats.
Condescending smile as he smooths his smoking jacket
Cats are absolutely delightful with a light garnish of roasted garlic and a side of boiled rat.
Goblins...the other green meat.
Hunt, the PugWumpus |
Would you consider answering the Friday Five regularly in your thread?
This week's questions are:
1. When was the last time that you enjoyed a camp fire?
2. What is your favorite fall tradition?
3. Do you celebrate Samhain?
4. What are your real feelings about candy corn?
5. Do you believe in things that go bump in the night?
John Kretzer |
Copy/Pasted from elsewhere: How are you? What's going on in your life? How's your cat? How's your thread? Should I copy/paste these questions to your thread? I should... I need to find the time to dig and find it...
I am doing okay...about the same.
About the same, work, gaming, reading, writing, watching TV shows.
Floyd is doing good. Though he is getting alot more vocal as he is getting older.
John Kretzer |
Would you consider answering the Friday Five regularly in your thread?
This week's questions are:
Quote:1. When was the last time that you enjoyed a camp fire?
2. What is your favorite fall tradition?
3. Do you celebrate Samhain?
4. What are your real feelings about candy corn?
5. Do you believe in things that go bump in the night?
Sure I wouldn't mind answering these questions...
1) At my friend's bachelor party which was a paintball weekend.
2) Football, Thanksgiving, and used to be my birthday.
3) As modern people celebrate it as Halloween, Yes. Not so much as the pagan roots it has.
4) Tasty in small doses.
5) yes....I have seen the things that go bump in the night....I wish there was something that bumped back.
John Kretzer |
Hey JK, 1st time i've been here.
Maybe about time too. ;)1) What are you going to do this week?
2) Do you have any recipies to recommend, involving walnuts?
1) I am working Mon-Fri and gaming every night except Thursday...Thursday I am resting.
2) I don't cook...so I don't have recipes, I am sorry.
John Kretzer |
Which Guinness is best Guinness?
1) Guinness, Guinness
2) Guinness Original XX
3) Guinness Foreign Extra
4) Guinness Fizzy Golden B$!*@+*s
5) Guinness West Indies Porter
Wow I did not know there are this many Guinnesses....
I do like Guinness, Guinness....so by default that would be my choice, but obviously I have some research to do.
John Kretzer |
John Kretzer wrote:I think they meant the dessert, but I love that this answer ignores that and is like "no, Pizza is better"Dread Piewright Jacques Pepin wrote:What are your top three favorite types of pies to eat?1) pepperoni
2) extra cheese
3) Meat lovers
Oh!....you might be right there....I will list the other pies..
1) Chocolate Mouse (sp?) Pie
I think that is it...I not a big fan of cooked fruits.
Rysky |
thegreenteagamer wrote:John Kretzer wrote:I think they meant the dessert, but I love that this answer ignores that and is like "no, Pizza is better"Dread Piewright Jacques Pepin wrote:What are your top three favorite types of pies to eat?1) pepperoni
2) extra cheese
3) Meat lovers
Oh!....you might be right there....I will list the other pies..
1) Chocolate Mouse (sp?) Pie
I think that is it...I not a big fan of cooked fruits.
What about caramel pie?
John Kretzer |
John Kretzer wrote:What about caramel pie?thegreenteagamer wrote:John Kretzer wrote:I think they meant the dessert, but I love that this answer ignores that and is like "no, Pizza is better"Dread Piewright Jacques Pepin wrote:What are your top three favorite types of pies to eat?1) pepperoni
2) extra cheese
3) Meat lovers
Oh!....you might be right there....I will list the other pies..
1) Chocolate Mouse (sp?) Pie
I think that is it...I not a big fan of cooked fruits.
Never tried it....but it sounds good. I will have to see if I can get that somewhere.
John Kretzer |
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John, have you ever traveled outside of the US?
If so, where did you go?
If not, would you ever like to, and then go where?
Not I have not traveled outside of US... heck I have not left the Eastern coast of the U.S.
I would love to travel....to various Europe countries, Japan, China, Australia, Africa, various Islands, Antarctica.... yeah I would love to see the world.