I feel there is more WWW sound in the classic howl, vs. the soft oooo sound of classic ghost moans...but yes, all GM's do enjoy a good party roasting.
(I believe a certain robot is the one we apologize to)
I feel there is more WWW sound in the classic howl, vs. the soft oooo sound of classic ghost moans...but yes, all GM's do enjoy a good party roasting.
Clasic Ghost moans are more "Ooooo" or "Hoooo" than "Aoooo".
I apologize for contributing to the topic derailment.
I blame Cosmo that I had to apologize.
I've always pronounced it more like 'ow' so if a monster was Aooo-ing at me, I'd think he had cold feet and just kicked a chair barefoot while stumbling around at night.
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GRAGH!!!! GOD I HATE ALASKAN SHOWS!!! Please!!! Cosmo make all these shows fail!
Even worse, I f#+%ing hate how people think they can tell me they know more about my own state than I f~##ing do!
A few months back, when the Alaskan Bush People and all their crimes finally came to public spotlight, people were all talking about the poor Bush people and how hard their life is and wah! wah! wah!
Bloody criminals, every one of them. They don't live in the bush, they don't go without electricity. People in Alaska would watch them go into stores and buy electronics like top of the line TVs or new computers and cell phones all the time. They'd talk about their show and what it's like to film it, and then go back to their modern homes in the city.
Anyway, during this time, I sent out many messages of to people informing them about the truth of what Alaska is like. Just got a notification someone responded to my post:
"disagree -- i read a lot of books and seen a lot of shows about Alaska. They do grow more and hunt and fish a lot. Its a tough life. I couldn't do it, i won't lie."
F*+%ING SERIOUS!?! You're going to tell me you know more about what it's like to live in Alaska than I DO?! I was born and raised here! My mother was born and raised here! My grandparents were homesteaders before Alaska was even a damned state! Half of my family is descended from the Kenaitze tribe of Native Alaskans! The hell do you think you know about my damned state!
Why are people so damned stupid?! GRAGH!!
I need a button that lets me jump through my screen and just beat the ever living crap out of stupid people.
There are days I wish I could just go all God Bless America on people. Hopefully, I would be able to have enough of an impact to make the world a better place by culling the bad aspects of civilization.
I blame Cosmo for the state of human society.
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Gonna blame Cosmo for this, I've been feeling off for the last few weeks.
Thinking it's nothing more than holiday stress and, possibly, a little sickness, I kept chugging along.
Yesterday, I was dizzy, disoriented, off balance and several other things in bigger portions than I could handle.
Going to the doctor, I showed him the list of things I was experiencing and his basic reply was draw blood, I don't know what wrong, lemma send ya to a specialist, a nuero..brain doctor.
Yay...stupid family history of defective wiring in the head.
And my wife spun out in her truck on the on ramp going to work yesterday.
So, I didn't call her up to let her know I went to the doctor.
Which she figured out when she got home and saw the bandage on my arm for draining blood.
Which made her go nuclear, because I didn't call her right away.
One thing at a time would be nice...
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I blame Cosmo for people assuming that whenever I say I am from New York, they immediately think New York City, and always ohh and ahh about how I must LOVE living in such a hugely famous place.
I don't live in NYC, I live in upstate NY, you know, the rest of the state. Peoples narrow mindedness and poor geography skills simply must be caused by Cosmo, at least, it makes me less sad to think it is...
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I blame Cosmo for the state of human society.Might as well blame Cosmo for the existence of Humanity altogether.
I'm ok with that.
Regardless... I am entertained.
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I blame Cosmo for people assuming that whenever I say I am from New York, they immediately think New York City, and always ohh and ahh about how I must LOVE living in such a hugely famous place.
I don't live in NYC, I live in upstate NY, you know, the rest of the state. Peoples narrow mindedness and poor geography skills simply must be caused by Cosmo, at least, it makes me less sad to think it is...
Wait I am from NJ and I am pretty positive That New York State is pretty much just New York City. Are you sure you are not from the city? ;)
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I blame Cosmo for the dicebot being more generous to me, GM'ing the faceless kiter stalker, than to me as a PC.
I'm not complaining as a GM, but this is mocking, COSMO!!!!
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I blame Cosmo for people assuming that whenever I say I am from New York, they immediately think New York City, and always ohh and ahh about how I must LOVE living in such a hugely famous place.
I don't live in NYC, I live in upstate NY, you know, the rest of the state. Peoples narrow mindedness and poor geography skills simply must be caused by Cosmo, at least, it makes me less sad to think it is...
Wait I am from NJ and I am pretty positive That New York State is pretty much just New York City. Are you sure you are not from the city? ;)
You're from NJ. I blame Cosmo that so many things about John make sense now.
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You're from NJ. I blame Cosmo that so many things about John make sense now.I blame Cosmo for people assuming that whenever I say I am from New York, they immediately think New York City, and always ohh and ahh about how I must LOVE living in such a hugely famous place.
I don't live in NYC, I live in upstate NY, you know, the rest of the state. Peoples narrow mindedness and poor geography skills simply must be caused by Cosmo, at least, it makes me less sad to think it is...
Wait I am from NJ and I am pretty positive That New York State is pretty much just New York City. Are you sure you are not from the city? ;)
IBC for JK being from NJ.
IBC for JK being from NJ.You're from NJ. I blame Cosmo that so many things about John make sense now.I blame Cosmo for people assuming that whenever I say I am from New York, they immediately think New York City, and always ohh and ahh about how I must LOVE living in such a hugely famous place.
I don't live in NYC, I live in upstate NY, you know, the rest of the state. Peoples narrow mindedness and poor geography skills simply must be caused by Cosmo, at least, it makes me less sad to think it is...
Wait I am from NJ and I am pretty positive That New York State is pretty much just New York City. Are you sure you are not from the city? ;)
IBC?
What make sense now? What are you saying about the Garden State?
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IBC for JK being from NJ.You're from NJ. I blame Cosmo that so many things about John make sense now.I blame Cosmo for people assuming that whenever I say I am from New York, they immediately think New York City, and always ohh and ahh about how I must LOVE living in such a hugely famous place.
I don't live in NYC, I live in upstate NY, you know, the rest of the state. Peoples narrow mindedness and poor geography skills simply must be caused by Cosmo, at least, it makes me less sad to think it is...
Wait I am from NJ and I am pretty positive That New York State is pretty much just New York City. Are you sure you are not from the city? ;)
IBC?
What make sense now? What are you saying about the Garden State?
I Blame Cosmo.
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...I Blame Cosmo.IBC for JK being from NJ.IBC?
What make sense now? What are you saying about the Garden State?
I Blame Cosmo I couldn't resist adding a third acronym into that Blame.
What is wrong with NJ?
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I blame Cosmo for people recommending School Days as a good anime to watch. Having already seen it myself, coming a cross 12+ people recommending it as a good 'romance' anime makes me think all of those people are some seriously sick bastards.
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What is wrong with NJ?
Snooki.
What is wrong with NJ?Snooki.
Just part of along, long list. ;-)
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So. I work in the formula blending department of a plastic pipe manufacturer. The plant was shut down for the Xmas holiday and for routine maintenance for the past 3 weeks and just restarted (from cold) on Monday.
Disasters ensue.
Plugged transfer lines, over-pressurized transfer bottle, blown seals & gaskets, electrical shorts, airline leaks, crane breakdowns, production line plastic melt heads burnt up, plastic chiller equipment coolant leaks, resin vacuum system for rail car unloading caps out.
AND then the power flickers causing everything we DID manage to get started to get knocked down, and we had to restart it all AGAIN.
Worst. Start-up. EVAH!
COOSSSMMOOOO!
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I was playing Dragon Age Inquisition and have been searching for the last mysterious shard in the area. I finally, after long long searching, see it...but i have not seen any route to get to it.
COSMO!
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Module: Feast of Ravenmoor, the mayor has no chance whatsoever to put up a fight....Cosmo, where is your evil influence for bbeg survivability when it's needed?
Where?
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What is wrong with NJ?Snooki.
I did not think she or anything involved with that show were actually from NJ.
I Blame Cosmo for that show.
I blame Cosmo that it was only after buying, downloading and installing Fallout 4 that I noticed my computer lack some of the system requirements.
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I blame Cosmo that it was only after buying, downloading and installing Fallout 4 that I noticed my computer lack some of the system requirements.
I really like Newegg and have always been happy with their prices and customer service. I blame Cosmo that his linkage to them now makes me suspicious of their ulterior motives.
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I Blame Cosmo that one of jr. bugers I got from Wendy's today had no beef patty in it....Where is the beef, Cosmo?
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I Blame Cosmo that one of jr. bugers I got from Wendy's today had no beef patty in it....Where is the beef, Cosmo?
Huh, I ended up going to Wendy's today too. Nothing bad happened, other than the usual consequences for me eating fast food.
And for that I Blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for that 3 year period of my life where I worked at a Wendy's, it was terrible.
Also I blame Cosmo for that Russian mob guy that would come into that Wendy's and always pay for his 5 dollar meal with a 100 dollar bill.
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I blame Cosmo for my blood work coming back normal.
Proving all doctors are secretly vampires.
Now I have to see a brain doctor to see what could be causing my current health issues.
And it could be stress, so it's all in my head, maybe.
...in my head, brain doctor...in another life, I might, maybe could have made that funny.
I'll Blame Cosmo my current issue wouldn't allow me to muster the necessary cranium power to make that funny.
And uncertainty, that one too.
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I blame Cosmo for cats puking in sync with techno.
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I Blame Cosmo for technology not advancing enough to give us tricorder tech yet.
More tests, yes, more tests I must submit to.
Eeg, ekg (?or is that ghostbusters), sonograms of the neck bleeder tubes...
:/
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I Blame Cosmo that I hanged out with my friends talking after the game till 2:00 AM....
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Module: Feast of Ravenmoor, the mayor has no chance whatsoever to put up a fight....Cosmo, where is your evil influence for bbeg survivability when it's needed?
Where?
Right now, the mayor, due to 2nd in init order, has done a decent number on the party. Did you channnel more evil mojo?
I don't particularly mind, save for a potential TPK with still 4 3d6 channels left, but....I blame Cosmo for keeping the evil mojo rolls solely for the last encounter. :)
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I blame Cosmo that Cosmo is another year older.
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It's Cosmo's fault that I've been sick for two weeks, and that all of the food I've been eating has been flavorless and identifiable only by temperature and texture.
Basically, my gastronomic world has been reduced to two flavors; Hot regret (I paid for this? I spent time cooking this?) and Cold Disappointment (everything I didn't cook).
Also Cosmo's to blame for my screen saver, which turns on the moment I sit down, even if I just sent the dog out and was gone for two minutes, or I did my laundry for an hour. Same difference, screen goes dark the moment I enter the room...
But wait, maybe it's not the screen saver. Maybe it goes dark to hide what Cosmo's been doing on my computer! That explains the 'inspirational' hyena vs. lion videos that keep popping up! Cosmo!
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I Blame Cosmo for the ambulance followed by three police vehicles and the forensic identification van dealing with an incident on the other side of my block of apartments. This is not good. :(
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Or Cosmo is back to making Evil AI. or both.
I blame Cosmo for Black Mesa thinking an Idaho-sized Beowulf cluster of potatoes would be a good idea.
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Or Cosmo is back to making Evil AI. or both.I blame Cosmo for Black Mesa thinking an Idaho-sized Beowulf cluster of potatoes would be a good idea.
It is a good idea! One of my best, actually!
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I blame Cosmo for the anger problems Facebook is trying to confront me with via ads.
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I Blame Cosmo for Facebook.