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Cosmo might be a linux.
I blame Cosmo for the rain of today.
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I blame Cosmo for the rainy plains of Spain.
And other show tunes.
"Iranians' pains come mainly from Khomeini."
"Terrain in Maine is stained with acid rain."
I blame Cosmo for constantly forgetting important info, yet I can't forget useless quotes from long-ago TV episodes.
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I blame Cosmo for my failure to triple check a spell source and disqualify myself from RPGSS, gorram Cosmo, my item was really good this year!
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I Blame Cosmo that Rysky made me spend money on something she recommended which was really good.
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"Awesomesauce" has been added to the Oxford dictionary. Goddammit Cosmo.
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I'm starting to think this almost-new mattress is entirely too comfortable and supportive. I keep yawning and almost nodding off while trying to SupahStah! vote... If I Rip van Winkle, I preemptively blame Little Cosmo in Comaland.
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I'm starting to think this almost-new mattress is entirely too comfortable and supportive. I keep yawning and almost nodding off while trying to SupahStah! vote... If I Rip van Winkle, I preemptively blame Little Cosmo in Comaland.
Pyjamas. pyjamas, I Blame Cosmo for AS not simply sitting up.
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I'm starting to think this almost-new mattress is entirely too comfortable and supportive. I keep yawning and almost nodding off while trying to SupahStah! vote... If I Rip van Winkle, I preemptively blame Little Cosmo in Comaland.Pyjamas. pyjamas, I Blame Cosmo for AS not simply sitting up.
When I first started nodding off, I did sit up. Apparently my butt is too comfortable and supported, as I'm still nodding off.
I also blame Cosmo that I don't own any pajamas.
Are "t-shirt and shorts" not considered pajamas anymore?
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I blame Cosmo for my owning a pair of pink paisley pyjamas, and one of those fake Chinese dressing gowns with dragons on.
I also blame Cosmo for the fact that, while I own both of these things, I am still not actually Noel Coward.
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I blame Cosmo for having to spend 12 hours creating an evil party to possibly kill my players.
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I just found out about Epic Rap Battles of History....
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not knowing about that for so long.
I'm starting to think this almost-new mattress is entirely too comfortable and supportive. I keep yawning and almost nodding off while trying to SupahStah! vote... If I Rip van Winkle, I preemptively blame Little Cosmo in Comaland.Pyjamas. pyjamas, I Blame Cosmo for AS not simply sitting up.
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Pyjama Pyjama?I'm starting to think this almost-new mattress is entirely too comfortable and supportive. I keep yawning and almost nodding off while trying to SupahStah! vote... If I Rip van Winkle, I preemptively blame Little Cosmo in Comaland.Pyjamas. pyjamas, I Blame Cosmo for AS not simply sitting up.
Pyjamas are so scary.
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So I've got two big projects at work that were scheduled to go in this week - one on Wednesday and one on Thursday. Well, the Wednesday one go pushed back until September 2nd but nobody bothered to tell anyone on my team. As for the Thursday project we were told it was already installed... until a few hours later when they said it would be installed yesterday no later than 2:30. Well, it wasn't. We all know who's to blame. (Glares at Cosmo)
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So today I was going to take my niece's car up to where I used to work for a oil change. She was supposed to give me the money...which she never did. So when I woke up early I just went back to sleep. Now my Dad is paying for it. So now instead of going early in the morning which would have taken 45 min to a hour I have to take it now and probably wait at least a hour or two just to get it into the shop. Damn you Cosmo.
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So I am expecting two packages in the mail today...due to the tracking info on both saying they are out on delivery. But they have not come yet...even through the normal mail has come. One of the packages is even my Pazio subscription. This of course is all Cosmo's fault.
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Is it me or have the Pazio boards been elongated...either way it is all Cosmo's Fault.
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{waggles eyebrows} If they're still elongated after 4 hours, blame Cosmo.
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The Top 32 + 4 alternates for SupahStah! 9 will be announced 9/1 instead of 8/31?!?!
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{deep sigh} I blame Cosmo I don't have anything alcoholic in the apartment, and I don't think I can tolerate people in public long enough right now to run down to a liquor store.
{deep sigh} I blame Cosmo I don't have anything alcoholic in the apartment, and I don't think I can tolerate people in public long enough right now to run down to a liquor store.
You might be able to call a cab company to pick it up for you.
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{deep sigh} I blame Cosmo I don't have anything alcoholic in the apartment, and I don't think I can tolerate people in public long enough right now to run down to a liquor store.You might be able to call a cab company to pick it up for you.
Nah, I couldn't afford both the cab and the alcohol. Besides, I can put up with people in traffic, even the infuriating ones, because I'm safe in my wheeled metal box. It's the ordinary people I'd have to deal with when I got out of the box that's the problem.
Technically, the problem is with my overly anxious brain. I blame Cosmo for not being offered the extended warranty on it.
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Also, it seems by laptop battery has unexpectedly died. I mean, it was working fine last night while the power flickered several times during the thunderstorm. Today, it totally discharged and now won't charge a teensy bit.
F%!~ing shit. Financial death by a thousand papercuts. Thanks, Cosmo.
I blame Cosmo for the fact that very few adventuring parties bother to stabilize fallen villains, who need to be taken to trial by preference, and/or just assume the villain stabilizes after they kick/slice them into the negatives.
Since.....: Objective for 2nd Prestige Point [CAPTURE VILLAIN ALIVE]
But hey, they have only themselves to blame...but i blame you for it Cosmo. The curse of assumption comes from you, doesn't it.
Malaise-Inducement Construct
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{deep sigh} I blame Cosmo I don't have anything alcoholic in the apartment, and I don't think I can tolerate people in public long enough right now to run down to a liquor store.
Too bad you don't live in Seattle...
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I blame Cosmo for [Redacted] who is complaining about [Redacted].
Invoking [Redacted] would therefor be fun for [Redacted].
Damnit Cosmo, when you raise them, you forgot the [Redacted] function that is supposed to go with them.
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I Blame Cosmo for redacted statements.
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I blame Cosmo for the lack of pizza at the second job today.
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I Blame Cosmo that Freehold DM seems to be on a pizza kick on the boards lately.
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I blame Cosmo for being diabetic and not allowed pizza any more. I also blame Cosmo for that not stopping me sneaking a slice or 2 occasionally anyway.
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I blame Cosmo for the possibility existing, that my guardian golem won't knock down a PC or two.
Since, 3 PCs get to act before it.
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I blame Cosmo, if his golem does a TPK.
I blame Cosmo for getting the vibe he'll play soft ball on them.
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I blame Cosmo for my enthusiasm, that golem can deal some pretty mean dmg when it hits, with a large scythe and bite attack.
I hope i don't roll a crit, foe that would be very gory, worthy of Mortal Kombat.
>_>
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I blame Cosmo for the lack of pizza at the second job today.
Thinking about this one...
I Blame Cosmo for the lack of pizza at my job about 99.999999% of the time.
There should be more pizza in all of our lives...Cosmo must be hoarding it.
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I BLAME COSMO CAUSE THE DRAGONCON WEBSITE DIDNT SAY JOSH VOGHT WAS HERE!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I blame Cosmo that I don't know who this is. And Wikipedia has nothing.
On the other hand, I think that might be his plan all along... do I really want to know? How insidious is your plot, Cosmo?
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I BLAME COSMO CAUSE THE DRAGONCON WEBSITE DIDNT SAY JOSH VOGHT WAS HERE!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I blame Cosmo that I don't know who this is. And Wikipedia has nothing.
On the other hand, I think that might be his plan all along... do I really want to know? How insidious is your plot, Cosmo?
EDIT: AH! There's no "h" in his last name, my bad Vogt! :(
I Blame Cosmo for that misspelling.
Ah, cool =)
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I BLAME COSMO CAUSE THE DRAGONCON WEBSITE DIDNT SAY JOSH VOGHT WAS HERE!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I blame Cosmo that I don't know who this is. And Wikipedia has nothing.
On the other hand, I think that might be his plan all along... do I really want to know? How insidious is your plot, Cosmo?
EDIT: AH! There's no "h" in his last name, my bad Vogt! :(
I Blame Cosmo for that misspelling.
I also Blame Cosmo for Orthos' confusion brought on by the initial misspelling.
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I also Blame Cosmo for Orthos' confusion brought on by the initial misspelling.I BLAME COSMO CAUSE THE DRAGONCON WEBSITE DIDNT SAY JOSH VOGHT WAS HERE!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I blame Cosmo that I don't know who this is. And Wikipedia has nothing.
On the other hand, I think that might be his plan all along... do I really want to know? How insidious is your plot, Cosmo?
EDIT: AH! There's no "h" in his last name, my bad Vogt! :(
I Blame Cosmo for that misspelling.
Misspelling, randomly-placed-letter-from-an-outside-source; po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
I blame Cosmo that this is so easy! I mean, replace the electronic documentation of a convention and it's like dominos!
>:)
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I also Blame Cosmo for Orthos' confusion brought on by the initial misspelling.I BLAME COSMO CAUSE THE DRAGONCON WEBSITE DIDNT SAY JOSH VOGHT WAS HERE!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I blame Cosmo that I don't know who this is. And Wikipedia has nothing.
On the other hand, I think that might be his plan all along... do I really want to know? How insidious is your plot, Cosmo?
EDIT: AH! There's no "h" in his last name, my bad Vogt! :(
I Blame Cosmo for that misspelling.
Misspelling, randomly-placed-letter-from-an-outside-source; po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
I blame Cosmo that this is so easy! I mean, replace the electronic documentation of a convention and it's like dominos!
>:)
MP... Sweetie...
Do you know what auto-erotic asphyxiation is?
I also Blame Cosmo for Orthos' confusion brought on by the initial misspelling.I BLAME COSMO CAUSE THE DRAGONCON WEBSITE DIDNT SAY JOSH VOGHT WAS HERE!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I blame Cosmo that I don't know who this is. And Wikipedia has nothing.
On the other hand, I think that might be his plan all along... do I really want to know? How insidious is your plot, Cosmo?
EDIT: AH! There's no "h" in his last name, my bad Vogt! :(
I Blame Cosmo for that misspelling.
Eh not that it would matter much, I haven't read that one and even the correct spelling isn't on Wikipedia =) I am way out of the loop on any Pathfinder Tales that aren't Dave Gross.
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I blame Cosmo for my golem being critted to death for 45 dmg.
It was supposed to last longer than that.
Dice-generator....Cosmo must have a hand in them.
That's a bad COSMO!
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So tomorrow I go back to work from vacation last week + Holiday today. I was so happy that I did not have to work in the 90+ degree weather last week. It was like I dodged a bullet there.
Of course looking at this week forecast it looks like it is also going to 90+ degree weather...I blame Cosmo.