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Also blaming Cosmo because I just made a list of all the PF products I own using the list function, which took about an hour, and it didn't save and now I have to do it all over again.
Or not. 'Cause I think everyone at Paizo would prefer I keep accidentally buying multiple copies of the same product anyway. :)
* Add a few.
* Save.* Add a few more.
* Save.
* etc...
kinda like any work on a computer.
I blame Cosmo that most people can't learn/remember that.
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I blame Cosmo for one of my players claiming i'm laying too many traps.
This, while through 4 PC lvls and 3 locations i've only used 7 traps :)
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I blame Cosmo for one of my players claiming i'm laying too many traps.
This, while through 4 PC lvls and 3 locations i've only used 7 traps :)
I Blame Cosmo that GM Chyro does not realize that 1 trap is too many for some.
I Blame Cosmo because of my sense of civic duty keeps from trying to avoid jury duty like that. I mean complain about how a jury screw up cases...and yet all the intelligent people avoid them like a plague.I Blame Cosmo that I just got a summons for jury duty.Just tell them that whoever it is on trial is innocent, because everything is Cosmo's fault. That should get you out of jury duty.
I agree, Mr. Kretzer; I've gone in when called for jury duty for that same reason. I've heard a joke/not joke that goes something like "how would you like to be tried by 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty?"
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I blame Cosmo that I reinstalled Baldur's Gate (EasyTutu'ed it) and started playing instead of finishing the mechanics on my entry for RPG SupaStah!
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Your voice... is Ambrosia's.
And that's Cosmo's fault. Or maybe it's yours, Monty!
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I blame Cosmo for the obvious 'I KILL YUU', that's about to follow.
I Blame Cosmo because of my sense of civic duty keeps from trying to avoid jury duty like that. I mean complain about how a jury screw up cases...and yet all the intelligent people avoid them like a plague.I Blame Cosmo that I just got a summons for jury duty.Just tell them that whoever it is on trial is innocent, because everything is Cosmo's fault. That should get you out of jury duty.
I was on a jury for a murder case last year. Frustrating doesn't even begin to describe it. The punk was guilty as hell, but the evidence wasn't strong enough to remove the "reasonable doubt" from our deliberations. We could place the guy at the scene but we couldn't 100% conclude it was his gun that killed the victim. Prosecution really screwed the pooch. We had to let him walk.
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I Blame Cosmo for my lack of money this week.
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I will also Blame Cosmo for Lucky7's players not showing up on game night without calling ahead.
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I blame Cosmo for my next door neighbors throwing yet another fit, ending with the woman crying for the entire street to hear.
I blame Cosmo for this thread: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2stw9?Aches-and-Pains-Complaint-Thread-I-guess.
I feel your pain.
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I blame Cosmo that today, for absolutely no reason I can fathom I suffered a severe stress response: imagine, if you will, the feeling of having a rubber tube pushed through the veins in your arm. It lasts for hours, makes your arm shake, and there is nothing you can do to make the sensation go away except wait.
I haven't had that for years, Cosmo. Why now?
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I Blame Cosmo for straining a muscle in my shoulder today at work.
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@Drock 11: Wow I have done the first thing many times. And the bat thing in the house has happened to me. ( Also oddly enough once a flying squirrel...luckily Floyd ended that threat.)
So do you think there is some pattern to what Cosmo is doing?
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I have a few things to put on the docket today.
When I take a shower I try to make sure I put a towel right next to the door so it's within easy reach when I'm done. The last few times it seems I forgot to do that, and had to track puddles of water all over my bathroom floor to get to one. Perhaps I just forgot. I thought I put the towel in it's usual place, but now I'm thinking Cosmo sent one of his minions to move it to cause me to clean the water off the floor.
The replacement tubing used to fix the water pipe that burst when it froze over last winter has started to fail. It's now leaking at both ends where I replaced it. I had to shut off the hot water in the house until I can get it fixed, and the way work is right now it's hard to do anything until the week end. Even then Cosmo has found a way to spoil my weekend and has made it known to me well in advanced to make sure I have nothing good to look forward to for a while.
...I don't know if any of you have ever had to deal with a bat flying around inside your house with no help. Trying to stop them mid-flight, well, it's hard. They are pretty quick, agile, and tend to not want to be captured. Maybe it's just me, but they also seem to have a nasty proclivity of flying it the direction of your face only to turn away at the last moment. As I had little sleep and work the next day it wasn't like I could easily wait it out to land either. Not that I had much of a choice as in the end that's what I had to do. I finally got it back outside relatively unscathed, but it ruined my whole day at work. I guess the bat controlling division of Cosmo's organization finally got envious of his spider controlling division and wanted some of the action it gets at my expense.
I blame Cosmo that even if you tamper with towels and water pipes, it is really difficult to get the smell of bat out of your fur!
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I Blame Cosmo for straining a muscle in my shoulder today at work.
So, you blame Cosmo that you are very prone to accidents?
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I Blame Cosmo for straining a muscle in my shoulder today at work.So, you blame Cosmo that you are very prone to accidents?
I blame Cosmo that non-pugwampis don't understand how difficult it is not to unluck Master Kretzer into accidentally injuring or killing himself multiple times a day. He never makes his saves against us. It takes nearly all of the fun out of it.
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I Blame Cosmo for straining a muscle in my shoulder today at work.So, you blame Cosmo that you are very prone to accidents?
But I am not accident prone at all. The bad things that happen to me are the machinations of Cosmo.
I Blame Cosmo that I had to explain that...
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I Blame Cosmo for straining a muscle in my shoulder today at work.So, you blame Cosmo that you are very prone to accidents?But I am not accident prone at all. The bad things that happen to me are the machinations of Cosmo.
I Blame Cosmo that I had to explain that...
I haz theory.
Ages ago Cosmo orchestrated the intermingling of Kretzer and Pugwampi bloodlines, resulting in the present day with poor JK having Wampi powers but no skill or training in how to use them correctly, let alone how to not unluck himself.
In no real order
My last day of vacation was cancelled and I was called in when 3 people called out.
At 8:15, I am at the warehouse by 6:45 normally.
After I had finished brewing some really nice coffee, added sugar, cream and a splash of Jamison, but before I could enjoy it.
I smashed my fingers
in a door
with an empty keg (small, 5 lbs)
with a full keg (small, 50 lbs)
with a full keg (Large, 165 lbs)
My keg rack has spit 3 kegs out at me in 2 weeks, one in the stomach, one got my thigh and the other missed me.
I dropped a keg (large) on my foot moving it into a cooler with a small ledge, and it missed the steel toe but got the upper part of my foot.
A case of wine (5 lbs, plastic bottles) fell from the top most bay in my trailer onto my nose breaking my 2 day old sun glasses and scratching my face.
I grabbed a case from a bay, missed the cardboard opening and caught my fingernail on the edge, peeling it back about a 1/4 of an inch, BUT NOT OFF!
Found broken glass on cases, by way of it stabbing my hands, 12 different times.
Caught my middle finger in a keg handle and had it pulled out of joint as it attempted to rip my finger off.
Fell out of my truck in the rain.
Had a door come unlatched in a storm and had the wind slam it into my head, twice, before I could re-secure it.
I was rear ended, AGAIN, this time in a company vehicle, not my tractor trailer.
Driving by some trees to an account, a vine broke and dropped a small tree/sapling on my tractor.
My trailer is out for its bi yearly engine rebuild, and the keys for the spare trailer were lost.
AND....
After 9 1/2 years, my back finally snapped.
Last Tuesday, I was pulling a keg from the RACK OF KEG SPITTING DOOM, the rack was behaving and I pivoted to throw the keg into my dolly.
Praise Sara Maria my mind blocked out the sound, but my left lower back howled in Hellish pain and I fell to my knees and cried.
It took 2 days before I could walk, my wife has to help me with my shoes and after my follow up yesterday...more doctor stuff, with an MRI.
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In no real order
My last day of vacation was cancelled and I was called in when 3 people called out.
At 8:15, I am at the warehouse by 6:45 normally.
After I had finished brewing some really nice coffee, added sugar, cream and a splash of Jamison, but before I could enjoy it.I smashed my fingers
in a door
with an empty keg (small, 5 lbs)
with a full keg (small, 50 lbs)
with a full keg (Large, 165 lbs)My keg rack has spit 3 kegs out at me in 2 weeks, one in the stomach, one got my thigh and the other missed me.
I dropped a keg (large) on my foot moving it into a cooler with a small ledge, and it missed the steel toe but got the upper part of my foot.
A case of wine (5 lbs, plastic bottles) fell from the top most bay in my trailer onto my nose breaking my 2 day old sun glasses and scratching my face.
I grabbed a case from a bay, missed the cardboard opening and caught my fingernail on the edge, peeling it back about a 1/4 of an inch, BUT NOT OFF!
Found broken glass on cases, by way of it stabbing my hands, 12 different times.
Caught my middle finger in a keg handle and had it pulled out of joint as it attempted to rip my finger off.
Fell out of my truck in the rain.
Had a door come unlatched in a storm and had the wind slam it into my head, twice, before I could re-secure it.
I was rear ended, AGAIN, this time in a company vehicle, not my tractor trailer.
Driving by some trees to an account, a vine broke and dropped a small tree/sapling on my tractor.
My trailer is out for its bi yearly engine rebuild, and the keys for the spare trailer were lost.
I blame Cosmo for the fact you forgot to blame Cosmo for all of that.
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I blame Cosmo for the fact you forgot to blame Cosmo for all of that.In no real order
My last day of vacation was cancelled and I was called in when 3 people called out.
At 8:15, I am at the warehouse by 6:45 normally.
After I had finished brewing some really nice coffee, added sugar, cream and a splash of Jamison, but before I could enjoy it.I smashed my fingers
in a door
with an empty keg (small, 5 lbs)
with a full keg (small, 50 lbs)
with a full keg (Large, 165 lbs)My keg rack has spit 3 kegs out at me in 2 weeks, one in the stomach, one got my thigh and the other missed me.
I dropped a keg (large) on my foot moving it into a cooler with a small ledge, and it missed the steel toe but got the upper part of my foot.
A case of wine (5 lbs, plastic bottles) fell from the top most bay in my trailer onto my nose breaking my 2 day old sun glasses and scratching my face.
I grabbed a case from a bay, missed the cardboard opening and caught my fingernail on the edge, peeling it back about a 1/4 of an inch, BUT NOT OFF!
Found broken glass on cases, by way of it stabbing my hands, 12 different times.
Caught my middle finger in a keg handle and had it pulled out of joint as it attempted to rip my finger off.
Fell out of my truck in the rain.
Had a door come unlatched in a storm and had the wind slam it into my head, twice, before I could re-secure it.
I was rear ended, AGAIN, this time in a company vehicle, not my tractor trailer.
Driving by some trees to an account, a vine broke and dropped a small tree/sapling on my tractor.
My trailer is out for its bi yearly engine rebuild, and the keys for the spare trailer were lost.
I Blame Cosmo that I needed you to remind me, that I forgot to to Blame Cosmo.
Thank you for the reminder.
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Just think, whatever doesn't kill you...
The worst thing he as did lately was yesterday. I have to get up really early in the A.M. to go to work. I got up around midnight to use the bathroom and found a bat flying around inside me house. I have no idea how it got in, other than Cosmo being involved somehow, because they can fit through ridiculously small spaces. It startled the heck out of me. I know that. Worse, it wasn't like I could just go back to bed and leave the matter of having it in my house unattended. When I went to get a spare bed sheet and gloves it stopped flying around and I couldn't find it. I had to wait and hour before it started zooming around again.
I don't know if any of you have ever had to deal with a bat flying around inside your house with no help. Trying to stop them mid-flight, well, it's hard. They are pretty quick, agile, and tend to not want to be captured. Maybe it's just me, but they also seem to have a nasty proclivity of flying it the direction of your face only to turn away at the last moment. As I had little sleep and work the next day it wasn't like I could easily wait it out to land either. Not that I had much of a choice as in the end that's what I had to do. I finally got it back outside relatively unscathed, but it ruined my whole day at work. I guess the bat controlling division of Cosmo's organization finally got envious of his spider controlling division and wanted some of the action it gets at my expense.
I wonder if it was family... Oh, er, sorry.
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Just think, whatever doesn't kill you...
Sage Advice:keeps you at the tender mercies of Cosmo's machinations.
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** spoiler omitted **Just think, whatever doesn't kill you...
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Nah he is like a lawyer that way.
I Blame Cosmo for me referencing a dirty lawyer joke.
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I'm at the garage having my yearly maintenance inspection.
They promised me coffee but haven't shown up with any.
I blame Cosmo for it.
I'm at the garage having my yearly maintenance inspection.
They promised me coffee but haven't shown up with any.I blame Cosmo for it.
You're a robot, android, or replicant?
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Wiseass :P
Obviously you didn't have your coffee yet. :)
I blame Cosmo for both accounts.
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I blame Cosmo that, if it continues like this, we will have to blame a certain DT instead of Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for straining a muscle in my shoulder today at work.So, you blame Cosmo that you are very prone to accidents?But I am not accident prone at all. The bad things that happen to me are the machinations of Cosmo.
I Blame Cosmo that I had to explain that...
But, you being prone to accidents is part of Cosmo's Machinations.
I Blame Cosmo that I had to explain that...
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It's somehow Cosmo's fault that the size 11 shoes I wore in high school turned into size 10 1/2 soon after college, then size 10 over the next decade, and now size 9 1/2 is too big and is giving me blisters.
My current theory is that gremlins working for Cosmo are nibbling away at my feet every night, making them incrementally smaller over the years.
Curse you Cosmo! And your hungry foot-nibbling gremlins!
It's somehow Cosmo's fault that the size 11 shoes I wore in high school turned into size 10 1/2 soon after college, then size 10 over the next decade, and now size 9 1/2 is too big and is giving me blisters.
My current theory is that gremlins working for Cosmo are nibbling away at my feet every night, making them incrementally smaller over the years.
Curse you Cosmo! And your hungry foot-nibbling gremlins!
Yeah... gremlins. Yep, must be gremlins. And Cosmo's directive. {whistles innocently}
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I blame Cosmo for tempering with the weather.
I've been hauling/moving furniture outside with very warm weather.
Cosmo, you've upped the temperature too much.
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I know.I'll Blame You if you tell me.I Blame Cosmo that my theory got deleted and my maddening curiosity would like to know why.I know why.
... but do you have one of those plastic half-scalp coverings instead of hair?
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I blame Cosmo for making Rysky disappear from my game.
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So my RL GM wanted to finish an older Eberron campaign he had been running and having almost completely forgot everything about 3.5 a buddy was helping me make a character (I was not part of the original group) and he showed me the Hexblade.
I BLAME COSMO FOR NOT KNOWING ABOUT THIS CLASS THE ENTIRE TIME I PLAYED 3RD EDITION ORIGINALLY!
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I blame Cosmo for the problems I have had with Windows 10, necessitating a rollback to Windows 7. It was great for the three days it actually worked. And then it broke. And stayed broke for two weeks while I tried to fix it.
You're a Mac, aren't you, Cosmo?