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*plays an early Bruce Springsteen song for Set and his provider*


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Set wrote:
It's Cosmo's fault that my cable provider just sent me an email warning me that Hurricane *Sandy* may cause a service interruption. (Email dated 2012. Must have gotten delayed by the service interruption...)

It takes talent to @(#^# up that bad.

Silver Crusade

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Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(

*hugs and holds for as long as need be*

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Chyrone wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(

Poor kitty.

I blame Cosmo for a lack of memorial for pets on these boards.

That's not entirely accurate...

Spoiler:
Spooky actually got a shout-out in an AP. In Pathfinder #22, there is a cat familiar named Spooky who grants his character a +1 luck bonus on all attack rolls, skill checks, saving throws, and level checks.

Dark Archive

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There's even a blog entry about the death of a freakish aberration beloved pet.


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I Blame Cosmo that my GM is away at some some Con today so there is no game.


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I Blame Cosmo that my GM might not be back in time from the Con to run a game tonight.

Sovereign Court

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I blame Cosmo for ... I forgot, darn it Cosmo!


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I blame Cosmo for my doctor giving me a full release for work.

Meaning I had to play catch up on a weeks worth of yard work today.

After my landlord had 27 pine trees dropped in my yard.

I have limbs jammed 2 feet into the ground all over the place, pine cones embedded in the ground, and at least 300 pounds of tree bark strewn across the yard.

Eight hours of raking and I have only 1/8 of the yard "cleared".

And tread tracks four to sixteen inches deep every where, mixed with stick, branches and bark.


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I Blame Cosmo that I think a character who I loved in a PF Tales novel that might be dead will be left dead by the author...

If this is not true than I Blame Cosmo for making me think this.

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I blame Cosmo for toying with John's feelings like that.

Also for not inviting me to play.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I think a character who I loved in a PF Tales novel that might be dead will be left dead by the author...

If this is not true than I Blame Cosmo for making me think this.

*foams at the mouth*


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I think a character who I loved in a PF Tales novel that might be dead will be left dead by the author...

If this is not true than I Blame Cosmo for making me think this.

*foams at the mouth*

Did you get the same feeling?

I Also blame Cosmo that it will probably be years before I finally do learn the character's fate.


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I blame Cosmo for mandatory training that is a re-hash of information we already know and is a complete waste of time.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I think a character who I loved in a PF Tales novel that might be dead will be left dead by the author...

If this is not true than I Blame Cosmo for making me think this.

*foams at the mouth*

Did you get the same feeling?

I Also blame Cosmo that it will probably be years before I finally do learn the character's fate.

I am now that you brought it up :(


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I think a character who I loved in a PF Tales novel that might be dead will be left dead by the author...

If this is not true than I Blame Cosmo for making me think this.

*foams at the mouth*

Did you get the same feeling?

I Also blame Cosmo that it will probably be years before I finally do learn the character's fate.

I am now that you brought it up :(

I Blame Cosmo for getting to blame him for this so that Rysky would read it and feel the same thing. Obviously his nefarious plot from the start.

I am sorry. *gives Rysky a hug*

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I think a character who I loved in a PF Tales novel that might be dead will be left dead by the author...

If this is not true than I Blame Cosmo for making me think this.

*foams at the mouth*

Did you get the same feeling?

I Also blame Cosmo that it will probably be years before I finally do learn the character's fate.

I am now that you brought it up :(

I Blame Cosmo for getting to blame him for this so that Rysky would read it and feel the same thing. Obviously his nefarious plot from the start.

I am sorry. *gives Rysky a hug*

Ish okay. *hugs JK and Blames Cosmo*


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I blame Cosmo for the lack of electric guitar players on the back of my bicycle dyring the night's newspaper run.


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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo even more that one of the 5 people coming with us is my sisters best friend whom I am attracted to and had to spend so many hours in close physical contact with unable to do anything (she's completely out of my league).

*SMACK*

I Blame Cosmo for Tels' anxiety and low self-esteem getting in the way of him talking to/ asking out/ANYTHING the girl he is attracted to.

Partially, yes, but she's also been in a committed relationship for the last few years and we suspect she'll be getting engaged soon. Plus, there's also a healthy dose of realistic expectations involved. We don't exactly have much in common and very little to really talk about (I've tried).

*SMACK* *SMACK*

I Blame Cosmo for Tels leaving out this VERY pertinent piece of information.

It wasn't relevant to the blaming of Cosmo for being in close proximity to her for ~14 hours of travel time. As in, she was practically in my lap for much of the plane and car ride, and, during the car ride, there was always an awkwardness as anytime we wanted to buckle our seat belts there a liberal amount of butt touching was an inevitable result.

I've been busy for a while, so playing catch up, but I sure as heck have to blame Cosmo that Tels thinks any excuse to touch the butt of someone you consider hot is embarrassing when he should just revel in the Sara-Marie-granted awesomeness of the situation.


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Chemlak wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo even more that one of the 5 people coming with us is my sisters best friend whom I am attracted to and had to spend so many hours in close physical contact with unable to do anything (she's completely out of my league).

*SMACK*

I Blame Cosmo for Tels' anxiety and low self-esteem getting in the way of him talking to/ asking out/ANYTHING the girl he is attracted to.

Partially, yes, but she's also been in a committed relationship for the last few years and we suspect she'll be getting engaged soon. Plus, there's also a healthy dose of realistic expectations involved. We don't exactly have much in common and very little to really talk about (I've tried).

*SMACK* *SMACK*

I Blame Cosmo for Tels leaving out this VERY pertinent piece of information.

It wasn't relevant to the blaming of Cosmo for being in close proximity to her for ~14 hours of travel time. As in, she was practically in my lap for much of the plane and car ride, and, during the car ride, there was always an awkwardness as anytime we wanted to buckle our seat belts there a liberal amount of butt touching was an inevitable result.
I've been busy for a while, so playing catch up, but I sure as heck have to blame Cosmo that Tels thinks any excuse to touch the butt of someone you consider hot is embarrassing when he should just revel in the Sara-Marie-granted awesomeness of the situation.

Who said it was embarrassing? Awkwardness does not always equate with embarrassment.

I blame Cosmo for Chemlak not understanding this.


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I just got caught up on The Big Bang Theory Season 8... What the bloody buggering hell was that Cosmo? Seriously?

I'm feeling very conflicted, because, on the one hand, I love the show, but on the other, I've got a long standing moral policy that was very nearly violated by the show with the finale.

I blame Cosmo for the finale and I further blame him for me having to sit here and think long and hard about whether or not I continue watching the show.


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I blame Como for the civil servants at city hall being unorderly with administration. >:(


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I blame Cosmo for the cool temps here in the Northeastern US. I am going fly fishing in Vermont this weekend and I wanted 70's and 80's, not 50's and 60's what the hell Cosmo!


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I Blame Cosmo because I know the nice cool temps we are getting in the Northeastern US won't last much longer.


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I Blame Cosmo for a very frustrating RPG experience tonight.


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I blame Cosmo for having to bid two of our Age of Worms players goodbye last night after schedule conflicts resulted in them needing to drop from the game. I'm glad they're having fun with their other hobbies, but I'll still miss having them in the group.


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I Blame Cosmo for math....

I Blame Cosmo that while taking a "diagnostic" GED test from my prep book, I didn't recall how to properly do fractions until 4 hours after the math portion.

I Blame Cosmo for all the hours I'm going to have to put in getting myself ready for the math portion of the real test.

I Blame Cosmo that while I suck at math, I still kicked ass in the science portion.

I Further Blame Cosmo that by the end of next week, the mere thought of algebraic equations will have me curled up under my bed sucking my thumb (What part of "I Hate Math" did you people miss!?)

.... I Also Blame Cosmo that this is taking up valuable time I could be spending angsting about how I've got a metric fudge ton of fiction ideas in my head and a business model for producing serialized e-book fiction several times a month, but my writer's block is preventing me from doing it. This GED stuff is a perfectly reasonable excuse, I won't stand for it!


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What the heck, this exists, and I own a bag, as of today. I literally never would have bought this without this thread, and Cosmo (who's back-story of his nomenclature was passing through my head as I purchased it), existing. Therefore, you could say, very literally, that I...


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I blame Cosmo for Tacticslion bringing such imagery in my head.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder PF Special Edition, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo please shrink the US so everyone can get together more often, or ill blame you. If you can do so Yay! ... And I blame you for not doing so sooner.

You really don't want Cosmo playing with land masses.

Just ask the Atlanteans... I mean.. sinking it once was bad enough, but NINE TIMES?! Really!


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Artemis Moonstar wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for math....

I Blame Cosmo that while taking a "diagnostic" GED test from my prep book, I didn't recall how to properly do fractions until 4 hours after the math portion.

I Blame Cosmo for all the hours I'm going to have to put in getting myself ready for the math portion of the real test.

I Blame Cosmo that while I suck at math, I still kicked ass in the science portion.

I Further Blame Cosmo that by the end of next week, the mere thought of algebraic equations will have me curled up under my bed sucking my thumb (What part of "I Hate Math" did you people miss!?)

.... I Also Blame Cosmo that this is taking up valuable time I could be spending angsting about how I've got a metric fudge ton of fiction ideas in my head and a business model for producing serialized e-book fiction several times a month, but my writer's block is preventing me from doing it. This GED stuff is a perfectly reasonable excuse, I won't stand for it!

I Blame Cosmo for Artemis Moonstar not being clear about his feeling towards math...I mean do you love math? I am confused...

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for the lack of trans-continental teleporters.


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Scribbling Rambler wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the lack of trans-continental teleporters.

Wait we have continental teleporters?!?!

I Blame Cosmo nobody tells me these things.


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People have Favorited 900 of my post. Seems like a lot. But considering I have 5264 posts (not counting this one) it only comes to about 17% of my posts...

I Blame Cosmo for the depression I have by discovering this fact.


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John Kretzer wrote:

People have Favorited 900 of my post. Seems like a lot. But considering I have 5264 posts (not counting this one) it only comes to about 17% of my posts...

I Blame Cosmo for the depression I have by discovering this fact.

I have 7,383 posts (including this one) and 1,569 favorites (as of this posting) which comes out to ~21%, rounded down.

I blame Cosmo for people thinking to favorite more of my posts than Johns considering his avatar is so much prettier than mine.


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Poog blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing TacticFeline is most oddsly responsible for 99.99% of everybody's favorited posts.

Word 'people' be taken with much relative space.

Dark Archive

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Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

People have Favorited 900 of my post. Seems like a lot. But considering I have 5264 posts (not counting this one) it only comes to about 17% of my posts...

I have 7,383 posts (including this one) and 1,569 favorites (as of this posting) which comes out to ~21%, rounded down.

Pssh. Eleventy-bleem posts, 2037 favorites. That's like 11%. (If I chopped out the 5000+ in-character PBP posts, it's still only 16% ish.)

Cosmo is to blame that Paizofolk* have software tools that allow them to find out not only how many Favorites they have in total, but can separate out how many come from each other, and who has the most Favorites on a single post, and yet refuse to share such metrics with us peons!

*Paizofolk are like catfolk, but less catty (in most cases) and more Paizo-y.

Edit: Cosmo is also to blame that my math sucked worse than normal because I counted my 'Favorites' and not my 'Favorited By' numbers. Ugh.


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"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Poog blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing TacticFeline is most oddsly responsible for 99.99% of everybody's favorited posts.

Word 'people' be taken with much relative space.

Oh really?

I.
Beg.
To.
Differ.
Good.
Sir!

(Fun fact, Tacticslion only favorited 2 of the 6 linked posts above)

I blame Cosmo for all of my posts not being favorited by Tacticslion :(

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I also blame Cosmo that they changed the PFS icons so that my awesome looking Osirioni icon was replaced with a fat blue smurf with a bowl of pudding on his head (sapphire sages?).

Ugh. Gonna have to change it to Dark whatever-it-is, if only because their burny pyramid icon is cooler.


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I blame Cosmo for Tels taking a goblin seriously.


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Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

People have Favorited 900 of my post. Seems like a lot. But considering I have 5264 posts (not counting this one) it only comes to about 17% of my posts...

I Blame Cosmo for the depression I have by discovering this fact.

I have 7,383 posts (including this one) and 1,569 favorites (as of this posting) which comes out to ~21%, rounded down.

I blame Cosmo for people thinking to favorite more of my posts than Johns considering his avatar is so much prettier than mine.

Yeah...well Tacticslion is our only hope...

I Blame Cosmo that Tacticslion is our only hope...there has to be another...


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I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

Grand Lodge

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John Kretzer wrote:

Yeah...well Tacticslion is our only hope...

I Blame Cosmo that Tacticslion is our only hope...there has to be another...

I blame Cosmo that JK just made me imagine Seoni with bagels stuck to the sides of her head.


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Dibs on playing Lando.

Seelah can be Luke, and Jirelle is Han.

...Not sure if I dare tell Amiri that she's Chewbacca.


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I Blame Cosmo for how my stomach feels after 4 shots of scotch and a Rum and coke the night before.


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I Blame Cosmo if nobody made up 'I Blame Cosmo...' T-Shirts for Paziocon.

Silver Crusade

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...


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Hunt PugWUmpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do

Awesome!

Is because goblins be cooler than wumpussus. ^^
Goblins not cause forced re-rolls, goblins be comical, this great news!!

Poog blame Cosmo for Pugwump being upset on that.


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Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...

I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...

I Blame Cosmo for me going there.


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Beware, the plushie just might lvl-drain you as the 'bonus feature' of it.

Which, i blame Cosmo for if it doesn't send enough souls down to my 'entertainment f4a arena'.

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