>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Rysky]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Rysky for not already having a copy of 50 Shades of Graul.

*gets flamethrower*

I Blame Cosmo for the high pitched screaming everyone is about to endure.

[John Kretzer]

*Drinks potion of fire resistance*

Does somebody need another hug?

I Blame Cosmo for having to use my last potion of fire resistance.

[Rysky]

Plllleeeeaaasssse, I'm not going to sit my stool on fire... but just so you know, I use napalm.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for some Korean trying to hack my Google account.

Silly Koreans, Google isn't Sony. They don't use swiss cheese for defenses.

[John Kretzer]

Rysky wrote:

Plllleeeeaaasssse, I'm not going to sit my stool on fire... but just so you know, I use napalm.

I Blame Cosmo for wasting my last Potion of Fire Resistance.

[Set]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Rysky for not already having a copy of 50 Shades of Graul.

The thought of that made my soul skip a beat.

I blame Cosmo for being the focus of the only thread on these messageboards that can give someone PTSD.

Or Stockholm Syndrome, for that matter.

[Readerbreeder]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

50 Shades of Graul.

o_O No. Just...no.

I blame Cosmo for that even being a thought.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Set wrote:

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Rysky for not already having a copy of 50 Shades of Graul.

The thought of that made my soul skip a beat.

Readerbreeder wrote:

o_O No. Just...no.

I blame Cosmo for that even being a thought.

I thought 50SofG was only moderately distasteful and didn't flinch at it.

I blame Cosmo for just now realizing how terribly burnt, jaded, and inured my brain has become.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for family members attempting to make me feel guilty for staying quietly secluded at home today and tomorrow, instead of loading up on anti-anxiety meds to go to the large, noisy, populous family Easter celebrations.

[Rysky]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Set wrote:

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Rysky for not already having a copy of 50 Shades of Graul.

The thought of that made my soul skip a beat.

Readerbreeder wrote:

o_O No. Just...no.

I blame Cosmo for that even being a thought.

I thought 50SofG was only moderately distasteful and didn't flinch at it.

I blame Cosmo for just now realizing how terribly burnt, jaded, and inured my brain has become.

Don't worry, I fix now.

*Sparks the flammable gel*

Cue little goblin screaming in 3, 2, 1...

[Bubba Graul]

I blame Cosmo that my book only had room for 50 shades.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Rysky wrote:

Cue little goblin screaming in 3, 2, 1...

"NOOOOO!!!!! That gel be for greasing seagulls for bonfire tonight! Why you waste on marshmellows?'

Now Poog must gut new pig...grumblegrumble..."

Poog blame Cosmo, his chaotic eckziztenz make possible Rysky's bad behavings of burning goblin property.

[Rysky]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cue little goblin screaming in 3, 2, 1...

"NOOOOO!!!!! That gel be for greasing seagulls for bonfire tonight! Why you waste on marshmellows?'

Now Poog must gut new pig...grumblegrumble..."

Poog blame Cosmo, his chaotic eckziztenz make possible Rysky's bad behavings of burning goblin property.

Oh, sorry for the confusion, I'm burning goblins, not their things.

I Blame Cosmo for that misunderstanding.

[Kajehase]

Cosmo's secret identity revealed!

I blame Cosmo for not being good enough to hide it any longer.

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Pfft. Amateur.

Oh, he thinks the blame is his to accept, but he merely adopted the blame.

I was born in it, molded by it.

I didn’t see irresponsibility until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but boring!

The responsibility betrays him, because it belongs to me.

I will show him where I have made my home, whilst preparing to bring schadenfreude to everyone.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

*Hands Rysky the most worthless goblin stuntdouble, unbeknownst to her.*

"Have fun, goblinkind better off not with this one."

3.....2......1......*BOOM*

Poog blame Cosmo for Rysky not aiming focus on chaste maidens but on goblins. She be suckyoubuz no? No fun or sense in make attempt corrupt goblinz, goblins be chaotic already.

"By the way, Rysk-lady, Poog see a pugwamp under chair.."
*Points where the 1st pugwamp will certainly emerge from*

[Rysky]

*blink*

...

*blink*

...

I'm not corrupting goblins, I'm setting them on fire... sweet, purifying, delicious, cleansing fire. Pretty sure that is the opposite of corrupting.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Don't think too much about it, goblins are stupid and mix things up.
(First gobbo to object, will die most gruesomely. )

He's probably 'trying' to say to focus on corrupting souls, which i can approve, over frying a few gobbos.

I blame Cosmo for the fact that a mere goblin left Rysky speechless for several moments.
A goblin?!

[John Kretzer]

Rysky wrote:

*blink*

...

*blink*

...

I'm not corrupting goblins, I'm setting them on fire... sweet, purifying, delicious, cleansing fire. Pretty sure that is the opposite of corrupting.

Just tell them it is Magic Mud.

I Blame Cosmo that most people will not get the L5R reference.

[Rysky]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Don't think too much about it, goblins are stupid and mix things up.

(First gobbo to object, will die most gruesomely. )

He's probably 'trying' to say to focus on corrupting souls, which i can approve, over frying a few gobbos.

I blame Cosmo for the fact that a mere goblin left Rysky speechless for several moments.
A goblin?!

I already hit my stupid quota for the day.

[Mythic JMD031]

Wait I thought Goblins couldn't read and it was like some kind of magic to them.

I blame Cosmo for Poog going off-script.

[Artemis Moonstar]

I Blame Cosmo that I've got to try and sell my Pathfinder collection to try and raise money for career training because I don't have enough friends to spam my GoFundMe campaign to in hopes for $400 worth of pocket change.

Thanks Cosmo. The guys who get paid when I eventually buy eyeglasses, the the guys who get paid when I buy acetaminophen thanks to the eye strain of using the PRD/SRD/Archives thank you too.

[Master Pugwampi]

I Blame Cosmo for Poog not realizing that goblins are NOT chaotic, just insane.

Pugwampis, as a masterful and perfect race, are intelligent evil with a sense of humour similar to—but more sophisticated than—a goblin's.

*sips martini and watches Three Stooges movies from beneath the chair*

Ahh, the witty repartee and gentle ennui of a Moe-to-Curly eye poke...

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Poog not realizing that goblins are NOT chaotic, just insane.

Pugwampis, as a masterful and perfect race, are intelligent evil with a sense of humour similar to—but more sophisticated than—a goblin's.

*sips martini and watches Three Stooges movies from beneath the chair*

Ahh, the witty repartee and gentle ennui of a Moe-to-Curly eye poke...

*swoons*

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Rysky wrote:

I'm not corrupting goblins, I'm setting them on fire... sweet, purifying, delicious, cleansing fire. Pretty sure that is the opposite of corrupting.

{scribes magic circle against Rysky}

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Don't think too much about it, goblins are stupid and mix things up.

(First gobbo to object, will die most gruesomely. )

{... and scribes magic circle against evil around that}

I blame Cosmo for even the outsiders deciding to kick poor goblins around.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

*sips martini and watches Three Stooges movies from beneath the chair*

Ahh, the witty repartee and gentle ennui of a Moe-to-Curly eye poke...

*swoons*

I blame Cosmo for Marky Pug and the Rysky Bunch totally ignoring the works of the far superior Marx Brothers.

[Tels]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Don't think too much about it, goblins are stupid and mix things up.

(First gobbo to object, will die most gruesomely. )

{... and scribes magic circle against evil around that}

I blame Cosmo for even the outsiders deciding to kick poor goblins around.

I blame Cosmo for Pillbug being a Soc instead of a Greaser.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the less than four hours I worked today.

[GM_Beernorg]

I blame Cosmo for having to pay 40 dollars to have two pygmy Okefenokee sunfish shipped to my home, cause that is like 20 dollars per inch of fish. The horror!

[Julie Iaccarino]

I blame Cosmo for ruining chocolate with 'poopswirl'.

[Master Pugwampi]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

*sips martini and watches Three Stooges movies from beneath the chair*

Ahh, the witty repartee and gentle ennui of a Moe-to-Curly eye poke...

*swoons*

I blame Cosmo for Marky Pug and the Rysky Bunch totally ignoring the works of the far superior Marx Brothers.

I Blame Cosmo that Pillbug Toenibbler fails to appreciate the incredibly subtle extra spice that is senseless and gratuitous violence!

[GM_Beernorg]

I blame Cosmo for there needing to be a sense to gratuitous violence.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for the intense nostalgia contained in this Buzzfeed article.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the lack at hours this week at work.

[The Doomkitten]

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo, who in turn blames Cosmo.

I also blame Cosmo for the circle of logic that undoubtedly has everyone in a tizzy.

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

I blame Cosmo that I now want a recipe for a gin tizzy.

[GM_Beernorg]

I blame Cosmo for currently being in a gin tizzy.

[Kajehase]

I blame Cosmo for the Doomkitten blaming Cosmo for something I've already blamed Cosmo for.

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

I blame Cosmo that all of us are currently sober.

[General Silliness]

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

I blame Cosmo that all of us are currently sober.

Speak fer yer(HIC!)self...

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for 4chan.

[Tels]

Every time I see someone posting articles about the drought in California or in Brazil... I always feel like I should go flush the toilet, start the dishwasher without any dishes and run the washing machine with no clothes in it.

I blame Cosmo for wanting to be a bad person.

[Scribbling Rambler]

I blame Cosmo that I saw a dead bunny on the road yesterday (Easter Monday), and that I desperately wanted leave a basket of eggs beside it.

Also his fault that I had no eggs.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for 4chan.

Sshh, not so loud, who knows if they're lurking the boards and have you in their sights after that statement.

I blame Cosmo for humanity's innate ingenuity in performing evil upon their fellow humans.

[GM_Beernorg]

I blame Cosmo for the horror that is Adobe Acrobat DC and the automatic update that pretended to be be a normal update that spawned it on my PC.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo that I now have a Partridge Family song--that was a hit a decade before I was born--stuck in my head!

I also once again blame Cosmo that I have a -4 penalty to earworms.

[Cosmo]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I also once again blame Cosmo that I have a -4 penalty to earworms.

...then you'll love this.

Spoiler:

Don't believe me? Just watch.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for following a link Cosmo put up.

[Uncle Teddy]

Cosmo wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I also once again blame Cosmo that I have a -4 penalty to earworms.

...then you'll love this.

** spoiler omitted **

I blame Cosmo that I feel compelled to make this the theme song of every evil boss wizard, sorcerer, priest, oracle, magus, or any other caster in all of my campaigns.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for Floyd ambushing when I got my work clothes from my closet just now.