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John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the Pazio boards going down for 'maintenance' on Tuesday March 31st at 4:00PM Pacific Time. Makes you wonder what really is going on.

I blame Cosmo for my life ending tomorrow at 4:00 PM Pacific Time. I further blame Cosmo for being dead for about 6 hours tomorrow as well. Finally, I also blame Cosmo for bringing me back because just can't let one of his victims escape his clutches like that.


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I blame Cosmo for Rysky doing such an inappropriate thing such as that in public.

[Edit] I also blame Cosmo for the Reply option not being able to handle all of Rysky's... Well, all of Rysky. Some things are just not meant to be handled outside of pugwampi-on-a-stick orgies.

Silver Crusade

*beaming*


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Holy page stretch Batman!

Unrelated, I blame Cosmo for NWN quest announcements going up after I've gone to bed. As a result I missed the signup (though I got on as an alt, so there's that) and might miss out on an event my character's been greatly looking forward to the next part of.


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*pats Hunt on the head with stirring spoon*

Good wampi, you are going to be a most delicious piece of candy.

Once again, I Blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky preying upon Hunt's credulity.

...not that Hunt, based on current mental demonstrations, probably understands what the word credulity even means...

Of course I know what credonkabooty, er, credgoogoogly, mmm... that word you said means. I'm not concrete ignoramoose!

Stretch Credulity would be a super name for a candified 'wampi made of unstable taffy molecules. I myself am feeling like carbonited Han Solo and looking like Ben Grimm... perhaps, Thingwampi would work as a nom de guerre?

Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rysky's cooking?

Hmm, I blame Cosmo that some of the molten sugar seems to be seeping into my brainpan.

Dark Archive

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It's Cosmo's fault somehow that I'm now wondering if a Pugwampi with Plastic Man-like stretching powers (perhaps through some sort of Aberrant bloodline?) extends his bad luck aura into a 20 ft. radius of all squares in which his elongated limbs are reaching...

Silver Crusade

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Set wrote:

It's Cosmo's fault somehow that I'm now wondering if a Pugwampi with Plastic Man-like stretching powers (perhaps through some sort of Aberrant bloodline?) extends his bad luck aura into a 20 ft. radius of all squares in which his elongated limbs are reaching...

Ooo you should also Blame Him for a Troll-Wampi hybrid, it could tear pieces of itself off and leave them behind as a bunch of unluck traps or wards.

Silver Crusade

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*pats Hunt on the head with stirring spoon*

Good wampi, you are going to be a most delicious piece of candy.

Once again, I Blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky preying upon Hunt's credulity.

...not that Hunt, based on current mental demonstrations, probably understands what the word credulity even means...

Of course I know what credonkabooty...

Pretty sure that's this.


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So, fun thing about referencing thunderdomes.

It looks like I get to have one of my own.

Big changes in the company, 4 positions, 6 people, one month.

I Blame Cosmo for the terrible irony of it.


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I Blame Cosmo for obviously influencing Rysky to elongating this
page of the thread.

Silver Crusade

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Elongating stuff is kinda a Succubi's shtick.


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Rysky wrote:
Elongating stuff is kinda a Succubi's shtick.

Giggity.


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Rysky wrote:
Elongating stuff is kinda a Succubi's shtick.

I Blame Cosmo for me setting this up.

Technological Overlord

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I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.


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The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

*points at person responsible*

Hah-hah!

I Blame Cosmo for the warm feeling I now have inside over this!

>:D


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Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I Blame Cosmo that this thread has degenerated somewhat into the "Rysky and the Pugwampis Show."


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I blame Cosmo that had to buy a new cruet in which to make salad dressing.

Spoiler:
The last time I made Italian dressing, I brought it to dinner with my parents. The dressing got used up and I forgot the cruet at their house. I went to make dressing again a couple nights ago and had to track the cruet down. My sister had stopped by after the family dinner and "borrowed" the cruet from them. Turns out she still had it. Her husband had "needed" it while working on their push mower... and he had stored the used motor oil in it (it's still full). I decided it was much less aggravating to get a new cruet.

I also blame Cosmo that the package containing the two packets of dressing mix with the free cruet is 9¢ cheaper than buying the two packets separately (and getting no free cruet). While certainly I don't mind getting paid 9¢ to take a new cruet, the economics of the transaction still bugs me.


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At work they're renovating the lunch room - a project that's supposed to take two months. All of the more disruptive (i.e. noisy) work is supposed to occur off-hours. That's not happening. The cubicle prisons of my team and me are located directly over the lunch room. For the past two days all we have heard is banging and power tools. Plus it's so loud that it's vibrating the floor beneath our feet - more than one of us has a headache as a result. Not only that but the dust and whatnot the workers have been kicking up has gotten into the ventilation system and is being pumped out - you guessed it - right by our cubicles, aggravating my sinuses to no end.

Thanks a lot, Cosmo.

Silver Crusade

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The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*


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The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

I Blame Cosmo for making me want to thank him for something he did.


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Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that this thread has degenerated somewhat into the "Rysky and the Pugwampis Show."

I blame Cosmo for Feros' lack of love for wuvwy cuddly pugwampis, and wuvwy cuddly Rysky, no doubt

( if you don't mind a spot of level drain)

I also blame Him for the fact that I will be down one whole thumbnail by tomorrow morning

Silver Crusade

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Limeylongears wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that this thread has degenerated somewhat into the "Rysky and the Pugwampis Show."

I blame Cosmo for Feros' lack of love for wuvwy cuddly pugwampis, and wuvwy cuddly Rysky, no doubt

( if you don't mind a spot of level drain)

I also blame Him for the fact that I will be down one whole thumbnail by tomorrow morning

I actually am cuddly, very much so.

And I don't LD cuddle partners.

*eyes the non shriveled up MP*

MP is also vey cuddly, even if he won't admit it. Everyone go give him more hugs!

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo for MEGAFORCE.


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Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

*sniff*

I just wanted to make everyone who scrolled past my massive quote post really dizzy... Is that too much to ask?


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Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

I Blame Cosmo for John Kretzer blaming Cosmo for something that Cosmo is actually to blame for!

That's not how this thread is supposed to work! :P

Silver Crusade

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Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

I Blame Cosmo for John Kretzer blaming Cosmo for something that Cosmo is actually to blame for!

That's not how this thread is supposed to work! :P

That is EXACTLY what his thread is for!

I Blame Cosmo for Feros being silly.


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Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

I Blame Cosmo for John Kretzer blaming Cosmo for something that Cosmo is actually to blame for!

That's not how this thread is supposed to work! :P

That is EXACTLY what his thread is for!

I Blame Cosmo for Feros being silly.

You're both correct.

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo's duality.


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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

I Blame Cosmo for John Kretzer blaming Cosmo for something that Cosmo is actually to blame for!

That's not how this thread is supposed to work! :P

That is EXACTLY what his thread is for!

I Blame Cosmo for Feros being silly.

You're both correct.

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo's duality.

Cosmo Inception...

Blame Cosmo for that one.


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I blame Cosmo for my having something to blame Cosmo about which is a lack of rants in my rant thread. Obviously it is all his fault that my life has become increasingly busy to prevent me from developing new rants.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

*sniff*

I just wanted to make everyone who scrolled past my massive quote post really dizzy... Is that too much to ask?

No it is not. *Gives a Rysky a hug*

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

*sniff*

I just wanted to make everyone who scrolled past my massive quote post really dizzy... Is that too much to ask?

No it is not. *Gives a Rysky a hug*

Yay! Hugs!

*hugs back*

I Blame Cosmo for there not being enough hugs in this thread.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Computer wrote:
I deep-sixed a couple of posts that messed with the build of the page itself. While I love me some schadenfreude, I actually have a very low tolerance of things that irritate me.

... I'll go sit in the corner.

*dejectedly slinks off*

I Blame Cosmo for making Rysky feel dejected.

*sniff*

I just wanted to make everyone who scrolled past my massive quote post really dizzy... Is that too much to ask?

No it is not. *Gives a Rysky a hug*

Yay! Hugs!

*hugs back*

I Blame Cosmo for there not being enough hugs in this thread.

Last time I gave hugs to someone outside of family, I got fired for sexual harassment on my birthday.

I blame Cosmo for my ex-boss.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
No it is not. *Gives a Rysky a hug*

Yay! Hugs!

*hugs back*

I Blame Cosmo for there not being enough hugs in this thread.

Hugs. Bleh.

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
No it is not. *Gives a Rysky a hug*

Yay! Hugs!

*hugs back*

I Blame Cosmo for there not being enough hugs in this thread.

Hugs. Bleh.

*hugs Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin*


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I blame Cosmo for the Verizon mobile network being down in my area. I know he's involved! I know it!!


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I Blame Cosmo for the who 5 min I could not get on to the Pazio boards when I got home from work today.


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Poog blame Cosmo for Kretzer blaming over 5 minutz downtime. It be worse some time ago.


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I blame Cosmo for my family wanting to play the game "Salmonella". In it, we buy 10 dozen eggs (Easter for large family), and then we proceed to leave them on the counter for 3 days.


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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my family wanting to play the game "Salmonella". In it, we buy 10 dozen eggs (Easter for large family), and then we proceed to leave them on the counter for 3 days.

I Blame Cosmo that my family never has that kind of family fun.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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Please do not bring forum drama from else where into other threads.


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I blame Cosmo for my life being way too similar to the movie "Office Space."


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Sara Marie wrote:
Please do not bring forum drama from else where into other threads.

I blame Cosmo that I always want to read these yoinked posts that I missed, even though the odds are high such things will just make me cranky(er).

I also blame Cosmo for the confused and panicked old lady in her giant Cadillac who this afternoon was driving very slowly the wrong way against two lanes of very cranky Floridians and snowbirds trying to get to the beach. I only hope the sheriff's phone dispatcher got some deputies to her before someone got in an accident or got hurt.


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I blame Cosmo for the existence of Forum Drama.

Dark Archive

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the existence of Forum Drama.

Forum Drama isn't too terrible compared to the horror that is Forum Romantic Comedy or Forum Tween Novel Adaptation.

I blame Cosmo for Forum Porn.

Silver Crusade

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Set wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Forum Porn.

*interrupts stirring of new car of caramel*

Wait, what?


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I blame Rysky for not already having a copy of 50 Shades of Graul.

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