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I Blame Cosmo for Floyd getting more favorites than me in the last two posts.
I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has forgotten that Floyd recently leveled up and took a new feat:
Who's a Fuzzy Wuzzy? (Racial)
You understand the hold you can exert over humanoids and wield it precisely to get what you want.
Requirements Innocently Expose Belly feat or Purr sonic attack; Tiny or smaller size; Feline; must be fuzzy.
Benefit You gain a +4 racial bonus on Charisma-based checks made against humanoids who like interacting with felines. Affected humanoids also receive a -2 racial penalty to both Will saves to disengage from such interactions and to Sense Motive checks against Bluff (combat feint) checks; the penalty immediately ends if you make a successful bite or claw attack against the humanoid. At 3rd level, once per day, you may use charm person as a spell-like ability on any humanoid who meets your gaze.
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I blame Cosmo that the people in charge at work forgot to inform us today was newspapers-for-everyone-in-your-district day.
I don't mind the two hours of paid overtime, Cosmo, it's the not knowing about it until I arrive at work that's annoying.
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I would blame Cosmo for another 5am start, but that sort of thing is regularly done by the Longboat above with a spring in his step and a Scandinavian twinkle in his eye, so mustn't grumble. No - it's Cosmo's stimulation of my brain stem with his magneto-psychic Misery Ray, making me decide to keep going with the aid of evil caffeinated sugar water which I blame him for. No sleep for me tonight!
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You're allowed to blame Cosmo for 5am starts - it's just weirdos and bakers who don't find that hour horrible.
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Sop I am about to finish Zellohar with book 1 of the Cornerstone trilogy by Chris A Jackson( he wrote the Pathfinder Tales: Pirate's Honor and Pirate's Promise) and realize I'll have to wait at least a couple of days before the next two books arrive from B&N. Obviously this is all Cosmo's doing.
A Follow up....
So I got a e-mail from B&N telling just Book 3 is shipping soon...so I sent a e-mail to customer service and they let me know that Book 2 will be delayed (oddly enough the person from CS was named Sarah...just like here) . So now I will Book 3 and have to wait to get Book 2 eventually.
So the question is what else can Cosmo do to sabotage this?
Make sure the package is lost, found and sent to the wrong address, returned to sender, stolen by old-fashioned mail-robbers, dropped in a puddle of long-standing water, and once they do arrive, turn out to be the edition written in Mandarin and containing some suspicious white powder (which will turn out to be baking soda, but only after you've spent a month in quarantine - to be sure).
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Make sure the package is lost, found and sent to the wrong address, returned to sender, stolen by old-fashioned mail-robbers, dropped in a puddle of long-standing water, and once they do arrive, turn out to be the edition written in Mandarin and containing some suspicious white powder (which will turn out to be baking soda, but only after you've spent a month in quarantine - to be sure).
I Blame Cosmo for Kajehase obviously trying to get a job at Cosmo Inc. using me as a resume....
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.... I blame Cosmo that my faith in humanity has taken another hit. What's the point of telling a hobo to get a job when you don't even [REDACTED] know them or their circumstances? Might be a hobo BECAUSE he's tried to find a job and never could?
I also blame Cosmo that people seem to fall prey to the media perception on those who hover around the general hobo/bum area.
"Get a job"... [REDACTED] A...
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.... Hard Times...
To put a twist on an olde Winston Churchill quote, "In a couple of weeks, I'll have a job, but you will still have no clue."
Try not to let s*~@ like that get you down. Lot's of people are callous towards people who are having problems because they are too afraid or unimaginative to put themselves in your shoes. Lots of people get scared because they don't know what they would do in your situation, and it is easier to treat you as totally different then face their own frailty. "Get a job is easier then, "what if that were me?" When most people realize that hard times could happen to them, they change their tune.
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.... Hard Times...To put a twist on an olde Winston Churchill quote, "In a couple of weeks, I'll have a job, but you will still have no clue."
Try not to let s#$# like that get you down. Lot's of people are callous towards people who are having problems because they are too afraid or unimaginative to put themselves in your shoes. Lots of people get scared because they don't know what they would do in your situation, and it is easier to treat you as totally different then face their own frailty. "Get a job is easier then, "what if that were me?" When most people realize that hard times could happen to them, they change their tune.
... That actually helped quite a bit.
I blame Cosmo that I had a night terror about everything going to $#!^ making me fairly thorny today.
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You're allowed to blame Cosmo for 5am starts - it's just weirdos and bakers who don't find that hour horrible.
I Blame Cosmo that a talking, sentient boat called me weird.
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You're allowed to blame Cosmo for 5am starts - it's just weirdos and bakers who don't find that hour horrible.I Blame Cosmo that a talking, sentient boat called me weird.
I blame Cosmo for not realizing until now that Kajehase is actually the King of Red Lions.
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I blame cosmo that people have to cause problem for people who are already having so many problems and needing help. Who use the excuse that your not working hard enough. Despite waiting and trying for so many years to ask for f@~*en help.
People like that really piss me off. Makes me want to create a wizard whose entire purpose is to do explosive runes and put it on the person they plan to sleep with. Then it goes off the next time they try to sleep with them. Good luck exploring that body.
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You're allowed to blame Cosmo for 5am starts - it's just weirdos and bakers who don't find that hour horrible.
And mail carriers. The second best thing about hitting the road that early is the complete lack of traffic. The very best thing is stopping at a 24/7 hamburger place and getting a freshly-made double cheeseburger and fries for breakfast.
Unfortunately, that location (Steak n Shake) closed and the new location isn't open 24/7... I blame Cosmo that my late-night/early morning cheeseburger runs are thwarted.
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You're allowed to blame Cosmo for 5am starts - it's just weirdos and bakers who don't find that hour horrible.And mail carriers. The second best thing about hitting the road that early is the complete lack of traffic. The very best thing is stopping at a 24/7 hamburger place and getting a freshly-made double cheeseburger and fries for breakfast.
Unfortunately, that location (Steak n Shake) closed and the new location isn't open 24/7... I blame Cosmo that my late-night/early morning cheeseburger runs are thwarted.
Being one myself, I included us in the weirdos.
Because who gets up at 2 at night to take a 4-hour jaunt in torrential downpours/waist-high snowdrifts voluntarily? Weirdos.
I blame Cosmo that Ambrosia Slaad could not read this between the lines of my original post.
Sop I am about to finish Zellohar with book 1 of the Cornerstone trilogy by Chris A Jackson( he wrote the Pathfinder Tales: Pirate's Honor and Pirate's Promise) and realize I'll have to wait at least a couple of days before the next two books arrive from B&N. Obviously this is all Cosmo's doing.A Follow up....
So I got a e-mail from B&N telling just Book 3 is shipping soon...so I sent a e-mail to customer service and they let me know that Book 2 will be delayed (oddly enough the person from CS was named Sarah...just like here) . So now I will Book 3 and have to wait to get Book 2 eventually.
So the question is what else can Cosmo do to sabotage this?
Why has Cosmo not claimed this with a favorite yet?
Maybe he is not behind everything bad that happens in my life....nah.
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I Blame Cosmo that I will have to wait till Feb of next year to get the PF Tales: Pirate's Prophecy.
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I blame Cosmo that one of the two sister cats both wants and doesn't want attention. She makes a beeline to me, with her tail and body posture indicating she is in a good mood and happy to see me... she rubs against my legs and makes her usual attention meows... and then when I pet her, she often slouches her back away from my touch, like she has a broken back. Yet she still persists in trying to get petted and will suddenly decide she does like it, arching her back up toward my hand... and then changes her mind again a few seconds later and slouch back down. She purrs the entire time. The vet couldn't find anything physically wrong with her on the last two visits, and she acts eager for petting around people she sees infrequently. If I refuse to pet her, she continues to circle and rub for a minute or two, then stands on her hind legs and stretches her front paws up my jean legs reaching for attention.
What the hell, Cosmo?!
I blame Cosmo that one of the two sister cats both wants and doesn't want attention. She makes a beeline to me, with her tail and body posture indicating she is in a good mood and happy to see me... she rubs against my legs and makes her usual attention meows... and then when I pet her, she often slouches her back away from my touch, like she has a broken back. Yet she still persists in trying to get petted and will suddenly decide she does like it, arching her back up toward my hand... and then changes her mind again a few seconds later and slouch back down. She purrs the entire time. The vet couldn't find anything physically wrong with her on the last two visits, and she acts eager for petting around people she sees infrequently. If I refuse to pet her, she continues to circle and rub for a minute or two, then stands on her hind legs and stretches her front paws up my jean legs reaching for attention.
What the hell, Cosmo?!
Um, how many cats have you had?
Cause, almost all of mine have done that...
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I blame Cosmo that one of the two sister cats both wants and doesn't want attention. She makes a beeline to me, with her tail and body posture indicating she is in a good mood and happy to see me... she rubs against my legs and makes her usual attention meows... and then when I pet her, she often slouches her back away from my touch, like she has a broken back. Yet she still persists in trying to get petted and will suddenly decide she does like it, arching her back up toward my hand... and then changes her mind again a few seconds later and slouch back down. She purrs the entire time. The vet couldn't find anything physically wrong with her on the last two visits, and she acts eager for petting around people she sees infrequently. If I refuse to pet her, she continues to circle and rub for a minute or two, then stands on her hind legs and stretches her front paws up my jean legs reaching for attention.
What the hell, Cosmo?!
Um, how many cats have you had?
Cause, almost all of mine have done that...
Cats make a game out of playing hard to get. All 9 of my cats have done that at least a few times a week. I Blame Cosmo's Hussy Training For Cats©
... I'm not sure if I should Blame Cosmo for IMVU taking over FurAffinity.... Does Cosmo hate furries? Or is he responsible for furries?
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I preemptively blame Cosmo for corrupting all the new hires at Paizo!
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Does Cosmo hate furries? Or is he responsible for furries?
Can't it be both? Cosmo doesn't strike me as a warm/fuzzy type of deific being.
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I blame Cosmo that one of the two sister cats both wants and doesn't want attention. She makes a beeline to me, with her tail and body posture indicating she is in a good mood and happy to see me... she rubs against my legs and makes her usual attention meows... and then when I pet her, she often slouches her back away from my touch, like she has a broken back. Yet she still persists in trying to get petted and will suddenly decide she does like it, arching her back up toward my hand... and then changes her mind again a few seconds later and slouch back down. She purrs the entire time. The vet couldn't find anything physically wrong with her on the last two visits, and she acts eager for petting around people she sees infrequently. If I refuse to pet her, she continues to circle and rub for a minute or two, then stands on her hind legs and stretches her front paws up my jean legs reaching for attention.
What the hell, Cosmo?!
Um, how many cats have you had?
Cause, almost all of mine have done that...
Yeah, other past cats have done the same thing or similarly fickle cat-slaadi interactions. I keep forgetting that cats are basically like 2-yro human children, except they're fuzzier, better coordinated, and have natural weapons.
I blame Cosmo for the toxoplasmosis making me forgetful.
Edit: I also blame Cosmo for all the cats on OkCupid.
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You're allowed to blame Cosmo for 5am starts - it's just weirdos and bakers who don't find that hour horrible.And mail carriers. The second best thing about hitting the road that early is the complete lack of traffic. The very best thing is stopping at a 24/7 hamburger place and getting a freshly-made double cheeseburger and fries for breakfast.
Unfortunately, that location (Steak n Shake) closed and the new location isn't open 24/7... I blame Cosmo that my late-night/early morning cheeseburger runs are thwarted.
Hey! Does this mean that you're actually PostSlaad Slaad? And her (black and white?) cats?
Early in the morning, picking up the letters in her van?
If that isn't true, I blame Cosmo.
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I blame cosmo for the pictures in the link of the cats not showing in my browser.
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I blame Cosmo that one of the two sister cats both wants and doesn't want attention. She makes a beeline to me, with her tail and body posture indicating she is in a good mood and happy to see me... she rubs against my legs and makes her usual attention meows... and then when I pet her, she often slouches her back away from my touch, like she has a broken back. Yet she still persists in trying to get petted and will suddenly decide she does like it, arching her back up toward my hand... and then changes her mind again a few seconds later and slouch back down. She purrs the entire time. The vet couldn't find anything physically wrong with her on the last two visits, and she acts eager for petting around people she sees infrequently. If I refuse to pet her, she continues to circle and rub for a minute or two, then stands on her hind legs and stretches her front paws up my jean legs reaching for attention.
What the hell, Cosmo?!
Um, how many cats have you had?
Cause, almost all of mine have done that...
Yeah, other past cats have done the same thing or similarly fickle cat-slaadi interactions. I keep forgetting that cats are basically like 2-yro human children, except they're fuzzier, better coordinated, and have natural weapons.
I blame Cosmo for the toxoplasmosis making me forgetful.
Yep, both of my cats are like this.
One does the whole rub legs/meow for attention/try to climb legs if I don't pay attention to her, then pitches a fit if I pick her up or try to pet her for too long, going into full ragecat buzzsaw mode. She likes belly rubs though, for reasons I can't fathom.
The other will jump into my lap on occasion, but only when she wants to, and if I attempt to pet her, pick her up, or otherwise interact with her without her taking the initiative, she runs away.
I blame Cosmo for indecisive animals being so loveable anyway.
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Hey! Does this mean that you're actually PostSlaad Slaad? And her (black and white?) cats?
Early in the morning, picking up the letters in her van?
If that isn't true, I blame Cosmo.
Alas, no. I don't run mail anymore and my rural route vehicle was a right-hand drive (for the U.S.!) Subaru Legacy wagon. Also, the sister cats are an orange mask-and-mantle and an orange mackerel tabby.
I blame Cosmo for something to be specified later.
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I was sick yesterday - I know it was Cosmo's doing.
So I went into work early today to get caught up, only to find that everything I am working on is experiencing issues because of the actions of some other department (killing our test environment or screwing up my test accounts that they weren't supposed to touch). This has Cosmo written all over it.
So now, even though today is Friday, it feels like Monday. Curse you, Cosmo!
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They say when a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, no sound will be made.
That's not totally true; Cosmo can hear it.
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His Most Delicious Shadenfreudificus is also known as The Agonized Whisper of Despair and Resignation.
I blame He Who Must Be Blamed for others not already knowing this... but then the shock of their discovery is also a delicious Ferrero Rocher to Him.
His Most Delicious Shadenfreudificus is also known as The Agonized Whisper of Despair and Resignation.
I blame He Who Must Be Blamed for others not already knowing this... but then the shock of their discovery is also a delicious Ferrero Rocher to Him.
Oh, I'm fully aware. I just wonder if the pain and anguish he inflicts upon me is more delicious and/or nutritious than others.
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They say when a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, no sound will be made.
That's not totally true; Cosmo can hear it.
Hm... but that would mean... no, not that... but that can't be right... oh... wait... no... hm...
Oh, I get it! It's because the tree is a paladin, and Cosmo can hear all the suffering it will cause in the future with half-a-dozen new threads opening about the event! Like a 3.X deity and their portfolio sense! Goooooooooooootcha.
I'm right, aren't I? Yes? Yes? Ah?
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I want to see a Treant Paladin now.
"I AM GROOT!!!" *Smite Evil*
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His Most Delicious Shadenfreudificus is also known as The Agonized Whisper of Despair and Resignation.
I blame He Who Must Be Blamed for others not already knowing this... but then the shock of their discovery is also a delicious Ferrero Rocher to Him.
Speaking of, mosey your fine ass back to the sugar cauldron!
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I blame Cosmo for humanity's creativity. I'm going to have to pick players and turn people down again.
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I blame Cosmo that I finally failed my Will save vs. posting in the current Contentious Thread.
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Speaking of, mosey your fine ass back to the sugar cauldron!
{whines:} Waaaaaaaaah, darn it! {climbs back into cauldron, sulks}
I blame Cosmo there isn't a better way to make rock candy than having it crystallize on a 'wampi stick.
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THEY STARTED SINGING!
Bye bye, Ms Hunt The Pugwamp-eye
Drove my Vauxhall to the foxhole - not exactly sure why
Them good ole boys were drinking Rysky 'n' chai
Saying 'This'll be the day that I die'
And if I do it's Co-o-smo's fault!!
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THEY STARTED SINGING!
Bye bye, Ms Hunt The Pugwamp-eye
Drove my Vauxhall to the foxhole - not exactly sure why
Them good ole boys were drinking Rysky 'n' chai
Saying 'This'll be the day that I die'
And if I do it's Co-o-smo's fault!!
I blame cosmo that reading this makes me hear The Saga Begins by Weird Al Yankovic (my my this here Anakin guy) rather than the originator, American Pie (the song).
Edit: Also, Cosmo is responsible for Yodelling Smurf turning me into a smurfing smurf, and whatever smurfing curse smurfs over anyone when they say smurf.... Now, I'm going to go brush my golden tresses and laugh at all the other bald smufs... No calls.
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I Blame Cosmo that the weekends are only two days.
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Speaking of, mosey your fine ass back to the sugar cauldron!{whines:} Waaaaaaaaah, darn it! {climbs back into cauldron, sulks}
I blame Cosmo there isn't a better way to make rock candy than having it crystallize on a 'wampi stick.
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Umm...Hunt...buddy...You know that Rysky wasn't being exactly...honest...when the subject of how rock candy is made came up, don't you?
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky taking advantage of Hunt's culinary ignorance.
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I blame Cosmo there isn't a better way to make rock candy than having it crystallize on a 'wampi stick.o.O
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Umm...Hunt...buddy...You know that Rysky wasn't being exactly...honest...when the subject of how rock candy is made came up, don't you?
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky taking advantage of Hunt's culinary ignorance.
{overdramatically} No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
No, seriously. I saw this cooking show that Rysky was watching, Good DelEats, and the host, Ultron Brown, said all candy making has a fleshy humanoid as the base. That big shiny robot with the silky creepy smooth voice wouldn't lie.
I blame Cosmo for Master P being so suspicious and for "listening to his brain" instead of the big deadly robot.
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I blame Cosmo for needing to wait until next week for my cardiologist to return from Vegas.
From a week long "meeting", ...riiiiight.
Clearly, my being to young to have chest pains, means they must *ack,argh, eek* only be in my head...
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I blame Cosmo there isn't a better way to make rock candy than having it crystallize on a 'wampi stick.o.O
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Umm...Hunt...buddy...You know that Rysky wasn't being exactly...honest...when the subject of how rock candy is made came up, don't you?
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky taking advantage of Hunt's culinary ignorance.
{overdramatically} No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
No, seriously. I saw this cooking show that Rysky was watching, Good DelEats, and the host, Ultron Brown, said all candy making has a fleshy humanoid as the base. That big shiny robot with the silky creepy smooth voice wouldn't lie.
I blame Cosmo for Master P being so suspicious and for "listening to his brain" instead of the big deadly robot.
*pats Hunt on the head with stirring spoon*
Good wampi, you are going to be a most delicious piece of candy.
Once again, I Blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.
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I blame Cosmo there isn't a better way to make rock candy than having it crystallize on a 'wampi stick.o.O
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Umm...Hunt...buddy...You know that Rysky wasn't being exactly...honest...when the subject of how rock candy is made came up, don't you?
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky taking advantage of Hunt's culinary ignorance.
{overdramatically} No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
No, seriously. I saw this cooking show that Rysky was watching, Good DelEats, and the host, Ultron Brown, said all candy making has a fleshy humanoid as the base. That big shiny robot with the silky creepy smooth voice wouldn't lie.
I blame Cosmo for Master P being so suspicious and for "listening to his brain" instead of the big deadly robot.
I Blame Cosmo that I forgot one of my mantras:
Helping Never Helps.
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*pats Hunt on the head with stirring spoon*
Good wampi, you are going to be a most delicious piece of candy.
Once again, I Blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky preying upon Hunt's credulity.
...not that Hunt, based on current mental demonstrations, probably understands what the word credulity even means...
...and by the way, Rysky, might I point out that wanton pugwampi destruction reduces the amount of chaos and destruction in the world?
What kind of demon are you? Where is your national pride?
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky not being a patriot. The next thing you know, that succubus will be spouting off communist manifesto stuff like a goblin of some renown.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Pazio boards going down for 'maintenance' on Tuesday March 31st at 4:00PM Pacific Time. Makes you wonder what really is going on.