>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<


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I blame Cosmo that I've had to know the difference between magma and lava in the last two posts I made. What's up with that?

Is it some sort of portent? Oh dear...


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I Blame Cosmo for being a little late to work today.


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I blame Cosmo for being involved in the Green Bay Packer's late game management and play calling, and I'm not even a huge fan of the team. It was very cruel in a Cosmo like way, at last for everybody that wasn't a fan of the Seahawks.


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Drock11 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for being involved in the Green Bay Packer's late game management and play calling, and I'm not even a huge fan of the team. It was very cruel in a Cosmo like way, at last for everybody that wasn't a fan of the Seahawks.

Agreed. My 9 yro nephew is a huge Green Bay fan, and he was devastated by the loss.

I blame Cosmo for thinking of the children... and crushing their hopes too.


Drock11 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for being involved in the Green Bay Packer's late game management and play calling, and I'm not even a huge fan of the team. It was very cruel in a Cosmo like way, at last for everybody that wasn't a fan of the Seahawks.

Well look at the bright side of things...last year when the Seahawks won the superbowl Pazio did give us a discount....

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

Hey.

Now.

You.

You are an ALL-STAR.


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I blame Cosmo that sharp objects keep finding a way to cut my fingers at work.

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Agreed. My 9 yro nephew is a huge Green Bay fan, and he was devastated by the loss.

I blame Cosmo for thinking of the children... and crushing their hopes too.

That part is pretty understandable. After all Cosmo's favorite drink is tea made from steeping it in the tears of little children and lost puppies. It's pretty hard to get. That's why he limits himself to only drinking two liters of it a day.


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I blame Cosmo that I am sick with Bronchitis and possible COPD.

:(

Well, just the Bronchitis, the COPD is my fault and he tried to help me with a great story!

So I Blame Cosmo for this to help me!


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I Blame Cosmo for the snow hitting our area and for having to drive from Peekskill NY in it.

I Also Blame Cosmo for when I got home my niece decided to leave her car in the street.


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I blame Cosmo for the incompetence of the national railroads back here today. Faint frost of less than 1 100th hp and they decide to disrupt everything. :(


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I blame Cosmo because I'm sitting here listening to a bunch of classic disco songs. It's not so much listening to the songs I'm blaming Cosmo for as much as I now look back and realize I actually like a large portion of them. Why must you corrupt my mind Cosmo?

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for GenCon hotel booking.
Indianapolis seems to have an excess of gall.


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I Blame Cosmo for the blizzard hitting my area Mon. into Tue.

I doubly Blame Cosmo for this because I am on vacation this week.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the blizzard hitting my area Mon. into Tue.

I doubly Blame Cosmo for this because I am on vacation this week.

You should make an effigy of Cosmo out snow... Then punch it.

Pretty sure that's how you go about appeasing malignant entities.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the blizzard hitting my area Mon. into Tue.

I doubly Blame Cosmo for this because I am on vacation this week.

You should make an effigy of Cosmo out snow... Then punch it.

Pretty sure that's how you go about appeasing malignant entities.

Won't that just anger the great Cosmo more? Ice would form in the head and I would probably break my hand.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky trying to set me up.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the blizzard hitting my area Mon. into Tue.

I doubly Blame Cosmo for this because I am on vacation this week.

You should make an effigy of Cosmo out snow... Then punch it.

Pretty sure that's how you go about appeasing malignant entities.

Won't that just anger the great Cosmo more? Ice would form in the head and I would probably break my hand.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky trying to set me up.

I Blame Cosmo for Krezter not making an effigy out of Cosmo and then punching it.


Grass is growing in my yard in Alaska....

I blame John for drawing Cosmo's wrath enough that Cosmo keeps sending him all the snow.

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Tels wrote:

Grass is growing in my yard in Alaska....

I blame John for drawing Cosmo's wrath enough that Cosmo keeps sending him all the snow.

I second this blame.

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I blame Cosmo for manipulating people into blaming each other for stuff, instead of him, the 'Cos' of all trials and tribulation.


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Tels wrote:

Grass is growing in my yard in Alaska....

I blame John for drawing Cosmo's wrath enough that Cosmo keeps sending him all the snow.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels and Rysky Blaming me for something that is obviously is Cosmo's fault.


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I Blame Cosmo for all the drama and attention that the 'blizzard' that was suppose to hit our area and all we got was maybe 2 inches.


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I Blame Cosmo that the blizzard that was supposed to hit John's area has now descended on mine! >:(


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I Blame Cosmo for Feros stealing my blizzard.

Silver Crusade

Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!


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I blame Cosmo for wanting to go to Dairy Queen and get a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup w/Cookie Dough Blizzard.


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I blame Cosmo because I acquire books at a faster rate than I can read them. Why do you let that backlog sit there in a pile and stare back at me so I feel sad I'm neglecting them?

I'd also like to take this time to blame Cosmo because I can't read even faster than I already do.

I'd also like to take this time to blame Cosmo for me needing to work taking time away from reading. He also gives me the knowledge that if I didn't work I wouldn't have been able to afford the books anyhow thus creating a vicious cycle where I have nice shiny Paizo books, but have to struggle to keep up on them. He's very cruel indeed.

I also blame Cosmo for me needing to sleep taking time away from reading my books. Except for the times I need to or want to sleep that is. Then he turns me into an insomniac.

Silver Crusade

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Drock11 wrote:

I blame Cosmo because I acquire books at a faster rate than I can read them. Why do you let that backlog sit there in a pile and stare back at me so I feel sad I'm neglecting them?

I'd also like to take this time to blame Cosmo because I can't read even faster than I already do.

I'd also like to take this time to blame Cosmo for me needing to work taking time away from reading. He also gives me the knowledge that if I didn't work I wouldn't have been able to afford the books anyhow thus creating a vicious cycle where I have nice shiny Paizo books, but have to struggle to keep up on them. He's very cruel indeed.

I also blame Cosmo for me needing to sleep taking time away from reading my books. Except for the times I need to or want to sleep that is. Then he turns me into an insomniac.

Don't forget to blame him for you having to blame him also taking time away from your reading.


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I blame Cosmo for not devizing a means to keep the babaji spammer away.
He/she is back under a new account and i also blame Cosmo for feeling zealous to flag (and have done so) every thread he made in the Online Campaigns General Discussion board >.>

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I blame Cosmo for being a love vashikaran specialist.


Rysky wrote:
Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!

I'm glad I'm in Georgia now.


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I blame Cosmo that I have not been able to keep up with the Ask James Jacobs Anything thread.

Silver Crusade

Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!
I'm glad I'm in Georgia now.

Coward.


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I Blame Cosmo for the Superbowl not being at Metlife stadium this year as we would have snow during the Superbowl.


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I blame Cosmo that teenage- through twenties-me use to pay him monthly to undermine my self-image and self-esteem.


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I Blame Cosmo for the Seahawks loosing the Superbowl thus preventing another sale by Pazio.


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I Blame Cosmo for furry rodential meteorologists and their annual predictions of doom.

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Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for furry rodential meteorologists and their annual predictions of doom.

*smacks*

Don't you go badmouthing MP now.


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Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for furry rodential meteorologists and their annual predictions of doom.

*smacks*

Don't you go badmouthing MP now.

I don't got nuthin' to do with no groundhogs!

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky's obvious lack of perception!

Silver Crusade

Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for furry rodential meteorologists and their annual predictions of doom.

*smacks*

Don't you go badmouthing MP now.

I don't got nuthin' to do with no groundhogs!

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky's obvious lack of perception!

*yoink*

Hehe, my ploy worked.


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for furry rodential meteorologists and their annual predictions of doom.

*smacks*

Don't you go badmouthing MP now.

I don't got nuthin' to do with no groundhogs!

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky's obvious lack of perception!

*yoink*

Hehe, my ploy worked.

>:|

I should've bolted from this thread as soon as I commented.

I Blame Cosmo for my obscene lack of foresight! :p

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for furry rodential meteorologists and their annual predictions of doom.

*smacks*

Don't you go badmouthing MP now.

I don't got nuthin' to do with no groundhogs!

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky's obvious lack of perception!

*yoink*

Hehe, my ploy worked.

>:|

I should've bolted from this thread as soon as I commented.

I Blame Cosmo for my obscene lack of foresight! :p

*pats MP's head*

Now, now. Good boys should always come when called.


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I blame Cosmo that Paizo sells plush goblins but not a single pugwampi.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Paizo sells plush goblins but not a single pugwampi.

Seconded!

*coddles adorable ball of fluffy dandruff wretchedness in arms*


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Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Paizo sells plush goblins but not a single pugwampi.

Seconded!

*coddles adorable ball of fluffy dandruff wretchedness in arms*

If it will give something else that can be cuddled...thirded!

..and while we are on the subject you do realize that there is another pugwampi here, right? Why do I have to be the only one to suffer this abuse?!?

I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has a bias against Hunt, the PugWumpus!


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Master Pugwampi...should you not be running?

I Blame Cosmo that nobody seems to want to catch me. :(

Silver Crusade

Good point.

*yoinks up Hunt as well*

Got a pugwumpi on each arm, now just get a pipefox to drape over me and we can go high end clubbing!

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi...should you not be running?

I Blame Cosmo that nobody seems to want to catch me. :(

*sigh*

*kicks JK over*

*uses as impromptu stool*

I swear, the pains I go through to please the rabble.


should, maybe, aught blame Cosmo for that.

Silver Crusade

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True, I blame Cosmo for JK being only moderately comfy.


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I blame Cosmo that Rysky gives all of the cuddles to Pugwumps, and only stabbing to me.
I'm cuddly too, ask all my kin!

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