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I blame Cosmo that Old Cat decided late yesterday afternoon, after sunning herself outside, she would disappear and stubbornly refuse to be found. Even though this is SW FL, yesterday only hit a high afternoon temperature in the mid 60s F, it was pretty windy, and it got down into the low 50s F/upper 40s F overnight. Old Cat is 16yro, not too active, and not eating so well lately, so prolonged outdoor exposure to cold weather isn't a good idea. I got up several times in the night to look & call for her, but nope... no sign. The neighbors' pack of five dogs, led by an always territorial extra-grumpy alpha female, growling & occasionally fighting with each other throughout the night did nothing to calm my nerves. However...
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Chemlak |
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I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).
I find 13C quite comfortable, it's only lower that it starts feeling even remotely nippy.
I have a friend from Portugal who comes up to visit me every year, and every year I tell her to bring clothes for "one season colder than you would wear at home".
And every year... HEAT WAVE!
Cosmo, you're messing with England's reputation as a cold, wet, and windy place.
Do you have a special deal going on with Hell, or something?
Ambrosia Slaad |
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Chemlak wrote:I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).*raises hand*
Chilly, yeah, but not cold (yet) to me. But I'm not an elderly cat with a weakened metabolism & immune system that is used to weather in the upper 90s with very high humidity.
I blame Cosmo that the rest of the world hasn't converted from Centigrade to Fahrenheit.
Feros |
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Orthos wrote:Chemlak wrote:I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).*raises hand*Chilly, yeah, but not cold (yet) to me. But I'm not an elderly cat with a weakened metabolism & immune system that is used to weather in the upper 90s with very high humidity.
I blame Cosmo that the rest of the world hasn't converted from Centigrade to Fahrenheit.
I blame Cosmo for the Fahrenheit scale: what kind of system uses a feverish core body temp (something Fahrenheit was unaware of during the measure) to establish 100° and the coldest point of salt water brine for 0°?
Calex |
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I've been on jury duty for the past month. The trial was scheduled for 29 days. I blame Cosmo that my boss is an @$$ and thinks that meant 29 CALENDER days and not 29 BUSINESS days, and is mad at me for not being back to work this week. I mean- what government office is EVER open weekends? Not to mention even the contract union pay says I get paid at an 8-hour day/40 hour week rate for jury duty. Really Cosmo, where do you find these dumb-@$$ people?
Just a follow up- the court sheriff tried to phone my boss and straighten it out- but only got his voice mail. So I gave him HIS boss's number...MUHAHAH! Er..I mean...I blame Cosmo for making me do evil things.
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The Great Landmine |
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Game Master Scotty wrote:I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty taking 12 years to turn around once...that is a pretty slow turn.I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...
Bru-rah-rhum! I blame Saruman Cosmo for little orcs hobbits like Master Kretzer being so hasty.
John Kretzer |
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John Kretzer wrote:Bru-rah-rhum! I blameGame Master Scotty wrote:I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty taking 12 years to turn around once...that is a pretty slow turn.I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...
SarumanCosmo for littleorcshobbits like Master Kretzer being so hasty.
I Blame Cosmo for 'The Great Landmine' calling me a hobbit.
mmm...Master Kretzer...I like that though.
I Blame Cosmo 'The Great Landmine' feeding my egomania.
Tels |
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Pre-face, I don't have the Kinnect on my Xbox One, but, consistently, when I walk into my room to play Xbox and sit down, I will reach for the controller, and before even touching it, my Xbox will turn on, as if it is reading my desires and anticipating my needs.
I blame Cosmo for everyone not having a Xbox like mine.
Limeylongears |
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I blame Cosmo for the lack of a dedicated alias vs. alias BATTLE ROYALE!!! on Paizo.com, unless the Order 66 thread counts.
Android vs Slaad vs Simian - WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS?!
EDIT: Boo to restraint.
Ambrosia Slaad |
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I blame Cosmo that Mikaze is missing again.
I also blame Cosmo that computer mice fall into the category of "Things Cats Like to Smack Off Surfaces and Watch Break for No Particular Reason." (possibly NSFW language)
I also also blame Cosmo for the ubiquitousness of irritating-to-use touchpads in laptops.
Mythic JMD031 |
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I blame Cosmo that Mikaze is missing again.
I also blame Cosmo that computer mice fall into the category of "Things Cats Like to Smack Off Surfaces and Watch Break for No Particular Reason." (possibly NSFW language)
I also also blame Cosmo for the ubiquitousness of irritating-to-use touchpads in laptops.
I second this blaming of Cosmo. I blame Cosmo for seconding what Amby said.
Tels |
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I blame Cosmo for the UK having the exclusive rights to the Dominos Feed Me. I also blame Cosmo for my lingering anger towards UK gamers who were all incredibly original in their 'fat, stupid Americans' comments.
MojoJojo |
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I, Mojo Jojo the alias, blame Cosmo for being created. Technically, instead of Cosmo, I, alias Mojo Jojo, should be blaming the Slaad or Master Kretzer for planting the idea that more aliases were needed, but Cosmo is to blame for being responsible for the existence of this thread where the notion was planted, which created me, alias Mojo Jojo. Everyone who is reading this with their eyes which do the seeing is probably wishing Alias Sydney Bristow was created, but alas, it is merely, Mojo Jojo, yet another slaad alias, who was made, thus placing the blame squarely on Cosmo.