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Tels wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Tels wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Tels wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Tels wrote:

If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.

To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.

So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?

You are asking if Cosmo was involved with the single greatest explosion in all of existence?

So you are saying Cosmo is GOD? I thought Cosmo was the boss of Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, etc...

Nah, God did too many nice things in the bible for Cosmo's work. He'll do nice things on occasion, to throw people off their game, but there is way too much nice stuff in the bible for it to be the work of Cosmo.

Though that whole 'kill everyone in a churning mass of flooding water' or 'smiting a city' or 'cursing a nation with a plague of insect' certainly sounds like him. Probably God just stealing the drabbles Cosmo wrote down on his napkin and discarded because they weren't good enough.

So, Cosmo is God's annoying little brother?

More like God is Cosmo's horribly jealous younger cousin. Jealous enough he created a whole planet of people and commanded them to worship him, telling them he was the end and the beginning to make himself feel better because he wasn't as powerful as Cosmo.

Deifically speaking, I think God was Cosmo's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Behind the Music revealed that Cosmo, Sithrak, Frank Zappa, Carrot Top, and a temporally-displaced Uni briefly formed a speedcore-polka cover band of Raffi: evidence page 1 and page 2.

I blame Cosmo for my post being at the top of the page.

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Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:
evidence page 1...

I love Oglaf, it's one of my favorites... But anyone unfamiliar should be forewarned that, while these two pages are pretty safe, most of this comic is very NSFW.


Cosmo wrote:
Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:
evidence page 1...
I love Oglaf, it's one of my favorites... But anyone unfamiliar should be forewarned that, while these two pages are pretty safe, most of this comic is very NSFW.

In terms of art, writing, ideas, and execution, Oglaf is the highest quality webcomic ever made.

Also, probably one of the highest quality things ever made.

...and I can't blame Cosmo for any of that.


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I blame Cosmo for Wes trying to drown me with a can of Dr. Pepper.


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I blame Cosmo for Nearyn logging off skype without saying anything. I HATE writing to people only to suddenly discover that they've disappeared.


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I blame Cosmo for the lack of screaming damned souls in my dreams.

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I blame Cosmo for making our healer cast the 3rd natural 1 in a row on a cure spell.


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I blame Cosmo for the BBC cancelling my favourite TV show, 'Police Duck'.

I blame him even more for the fact that 'Police Duck' doesn't exist (except in my dreams) and so couldn't even *be* cancelled


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I Blame Cosmo for the Nap Attack that made me miss Agent of SHIELD tonight.


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If John doesn't have some sort of DVR, I blame Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for only letting me get 15 minutes of sleep last night.


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I blame Cosmo for all the weird/silly things in my head.


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Tels wrote:
If John doesn't have some sort of DVR, I blame Cosmo.

I Blame Cosmo for not having some sort of DVR.


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I Blame Cosmo for the cold I am coming down with in the Spring.

I also Blame Cosmo for using his name so much I added it to my internet explorer spell check dictionary.


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I blame Cosmo for the lousy weather forecast for London this weekend.

I also blame Cosmo for having to drink a lot of excellent beer during my stay in London to compensate for all the rain.

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I blame Cosmo for missing out on The Faint, time goblins, and also my lack of emergency chocolate :(


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for missing out on The Faint, time goblins, and also my lack of emergency chocolate :(

It's Cosmo's fault that you need emergency chocolate in the first place.

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for missing out on The Faint, time goblins, and also my lack of emergency chocolate :(

The good news is that I will not be missing The Faint.

/me eats a bit of chocolate...


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Its Cosmo's fault that I'm still at work, that the Reign of Winter minis aren't out yet, that my 2 month old daughter won't sleep through the night, my lawn isn't mowed yet, and the V key on my keyboard keeps sticking vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for missing out on The Faint, time goblins, and also my lack of emergency chocolate :(

I support your blaming Cosmo for those (especially the chocolate part).


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I thank Cosmo that once the ACG release, GMs will have wicked fun with the "Eat 1D4 Investigators per round" thing in Cosmic Horrors games.

I Blame Cosmo that some GMs (and players) might have too much fun with it.


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Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I blame Cosmo that each time I see a post by Chris Lambertz, my first thought is, "Oh great, what has some fool done now?"


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What did I just watch?

Better question, why can't I stop watching?

The answer to both questions? Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for the complete lack of robot baby T-Rex familiars/animal companions in the Technology Guide.

I also blame Cosmo if this video sends the Creative Director off on a web-searching and purchasing binge.

I also blame Cosmo if the cave raptors are downsized and replaced by a swarm of robot baby T-Rexes.


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I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.


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Matt Thomason wrote:
I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.

I blame Cosmo for leaving the key to the First Vault under the doormat so the qlippoth could steal the sub-etha multiversal transceiver. Bastards!


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Matt Thomason wrote:
I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.

I Will also add my voice to Matt's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.
I Will also add my voice to Matt's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.

I too will also add my voice to Matt and John's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.

Silver Crusade

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Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.
I Will also add my voice to Matt's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.
I too will also add my voice to Matt and John's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.

I four will also add my voice to Matt and John and Feros' in blaming Cosmo for all the spam here.


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Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.
I Will also add my voice to Matt's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.
I too will also add my voice to Matt and John's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.
I four will also add my voice to Matt and John and Feros' in blaming Cosmo for all the spam here.

I five will also ad my voice to Matt and John and Feros and Rysky's in blaming Cosmo for all the spam here.


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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER


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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.


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I blame Cosmo because he likes it when he sets the difficulty level of my life on Nintendo Hard, which is often. Stop that Cosmo. I'm sure the thing in another dimension that plays me has broken sever controllers in frustration.

Cosmo seems to be the only person that gets to put in cheat codes for himself.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.

It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.


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Some black magic Love Daddy keeps spamming the OTD. Cosmo put them up to it; I think his Snidely Whiplash style moustache attracts that sort.


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I blame Cosmo for the existence of mild cheddar cheese. It's even worse when it's the only kind available. Who eats that stuff? Everybody knows that sharper it is the better.

While I'm on it I also blame Cosmo for the world not inventing vorpal cheddar yet.


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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Some black magic Love Daddy keeps spamming the OTD. Cosmo put them up to it; I think his Snidely Whiplash style moustache attracts that sort.

I don't know if this is made less or more threatening by the fact that said mustache is no longer attached to Cosmo's face.


That's disconcertin.


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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.

I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.

The blame is grandfathered in.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.
The blame is grandfathered in.

Also the her is variable. Doppleganger, yo.


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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.
The blame is grandfathered in.
Also the her is variable. Doppleganger, yo.

I blame Cosmo for people using opposite gender avatars.


Guy St-Amant wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.
The blame is grandfathered in.
Also the her is variable. Doppleganger, yo.

I blame Cosmo for people using opposite gender avatars.

Is it really opposite when I change it whenever I get bored?


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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Is it really opposite when I change it whenever I get bored?

I blame Ensirio's boredom on Cosmo's unstoppered decanter of endless ennui.


Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Is it really opposite when I change it whenever I get bored?
I blame Ensirio's boredom on Cosmo's unstoppered decanter of endless ennui.

Nah, it's an Erisian thing. I'm all for blaming Cosmo when we can but let's not take credit from those it's due.


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I still blame Cosmo.


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Ugh... I blame Cosmo for what I had to clean up in the bathroom just now.


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Tels wrote:
Ugh... I blame Cosmo for what I had to clean up in the bathroom just now.

I WILL blame Cosmo if I ever find out what Tels had to clean up in the bathroom just than.


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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
I blame Cosmo for all the spam on here.
I Will also add my voice to Matt's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.
I too will also add my voice to Matt and John's in Blaming Cosmo for all of the spam here.
I four will also add my voice to Matt and John and Feros' in blaming Cosmo for all the spam here.
I five will also ad my voice to Matt and John and Feros and Rysky's in blaming Cosmo for all the spam here.

I blame Cosmo for my bringing back this joke on Spam in this thread on the same page.

I blame Cosmo for no one making more jokes about spam.


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I blame Cosmo for Craig Ferguson leaving the Late Late Show at the end of the year.

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