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:3Most grateful thankies for finally answering my prayers Cosmo. Single digit temperature in TN, ish very happy now :3You're welcome.
What does :3 means?
I Blame Cosmo for not knowing.
I also Blame Cosmo for the single digit tempetures here in NJ...and for making me work in it.
I Blame Cosmo for favoring my last post really quickly after I posted it...like 2 1/2 minutes after I posted it.
Sales Imp
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What does :3 means?
I Blame Cosmo for not knowing.
Urban Dictionary is your friend for this sort of thing.
Now you may blame me for Knowing.
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What does :3 means?
I Blame Cosmo for not knowing.
Urban Dictionary is your friend for this sort of thing.
Now you may blame me for Knowing.
And in this case, knowing is half of the battle you just lost.
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G.I....awww. :(
I blame Cosmo for ruining my favorite joke from the G.I.Joe cartoon.
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It was Chris Lambertz I complained about... but I certainly don't remember being annoyed by posts removed by Sara Marie, so I guess Cosmo succeeded on that one.I blame Cosmo for Chris Lambertz removing inappropriate posts in a thread I was reading and me wanting to know what they said.Don't worry. When you go to sleep tonight, we'll inject Cosmo in a microscopically-shrunken Proteus II into your bloodstream. Once inside, he'll fantastically voyage into your brain and make the corrections in your grey matter so you'll forget about those posts Sara Marie removed.
I guess my memory was altered too! {shakes fist feebly}
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I blame Cosmo for getting me sick with a sinus infection for most of this week, making me miss my Tuesday night game, and potentially making me miss my Friday night game, of which I am GM.
Weaponized bacteria dude?! That's low, even for you.
If Cosmo weaponized bacteria, you wouldn't just get sick, it would look more like this.
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Dario just got Pact Magic Unbound, Vol 2 back from the printers. The printer destroyed the cover; the art is roughly two inches right of where it is supposed to be, resulting in a massive white line down the side of the cover. Furthermore, all of the interior backgrounds and artwork came out blurry. A thorough check of our InDesign document has left him baffled at what might have caused it.
But I know.
Oh, I know.
D@&^*!, Cosmo!
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Chuck Norris once got into a fight with James Jacobs because he feared the great T-Rex. James summoned the mighty Cthulu to distract Chuck. While Chuck was tearing old Cthulu a new one, James took the source of Chuck's power from him, his beard. Upon attaching the stolen beard James let out a mighty roar and punted Chuck into the Great Beyond, never to be heard from again. I know this story to be true as it was told to me by a blind man who witnessed the whole thing.However, the story doesn't end there. Chuck Norris seethed in that dark and alien place as he attempted to regrow his beard. His loss of power, combined with his seething rage and the alien energies of the great beyond all combined to mutate Chuck Norris just as he crossed path with something far more evil that was trapped in the darkness beyond. All these energies of merged together to create an entity to that plagues the world to this day.
This is the story about how Cosmo grew his mustache and was released upon the world.
I blame Cosmo for manipulating the fight allowing JJ to beat Chuck Norris which ultimately resulted in Cosmo's freedom and the growth of his mustache.
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30gp on the slaadling, yeeesssss.
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I blame Cosmo for my bad back causing me to indefinitely delay my plans for today... going to see the David Cronenberg exhibition in Toronto :(
I also blame Cosmo for defying my expectations: one would have thought that he would want people to have an over-exposure to Cronenberg material.
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I blame Cosmo for Gentleman Nurn's excessive use of yeeesssss.
Seriously, what's up with that?
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He's voiced by David Kaye?I blame Cosmo for Gentleman Nurn's excessive use of yeeesssss.
Seriously, what's up with that?
I sorta kinda half-remember asking Nurn about that a while back, and he'd never seen Mr. Kaye's Megatron voiceover work. Its entirely possibly however that he's been in Mr. Kaye's head planting suggestions.
Or I'm just having another puff-related flashback from someone else. I blame Cosmo for my inability to hold my tetrodotoxin.
He's voiced by David Kaye?I blame Cosmo for Gentleman Nurn's excessive use of yeeesssss.
Seriously, what's up with that?
I sorta kinda half-remember asking Nurn about that a while back, and he'd never seen Mr. Kaye's Megatron voiceover work. Its entirely possibly however that he's been in Mr. Kaye's head planting suggestions.
Or I'm just having another puff-related flashback from someone else. I blame Cosmo for my inability to hold my tetrodotoxin.
Actually it's exactly the opposite - Nurn's voice is explicitly based on Kaye's Beast Wars version of Megatron. There's even a link to a "Megatron Yeeeessss Compilation" in Nurn's profile.
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Actually it's exactly the opposite - Nurn's voice is explicitly based on Kaye's Beast Wars version of Megatron. There's even a link to a "Megatron Yeeeessss Compilation" in Nurn's profile.He's voiced by David Kaye?I blame Cosmo for Gentleman Nurn's excessive use of yeeesssss.
Seriously, what's up with that?
I sorta kinda half-remember asking Nurn about that a while back, and he'd never seen Mr. Kaye's Megatron voiceover work. Its entirely possibly however that he's been in Mr. Kaye's head planting suggestions.
Or I'm just having another puff-related flashback from someone else. I blame Cosmo for my inability to hold my tetrodotoxin.
Huzzah!
I considered for a short bit giving The Cathezar a voice based on Blackarachnia, but ended up dropping it in favor of her being more pseudo-British and referring to everyone as "Luv".
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Actually it's exactly the opposite - Nurn's voice is explicitly based on Kaye's Beast Wars version of Megatron. There's even a link to a "Megatron Yeeeessss Compilation" in Nurn's profile.He's voiced by David Kaye?I blame Cosmo for Gentleman Nurn's excessive use of yeeesssss.
Seriously, what's up with that?
I sorta kinda half-remember asking Nurn about that a while back, and he'd never seen Mr. Kaye's Megatron voiceover work. Its entirely possibly however that he's been in Mr. Kaye's head planting suggestions.
Or I'm just having another puff-related flashback from someone else. I blame Cosmo for my inability to hold my tetrodotoxin.
You know, if I had a higher Wisdom score, I'd probably be worried about my odd contradictory memory lapses and fugues. Fortunately, it was a dump stat... wheeeeeeeeeee!
I something Cosmo for something something.
Edit: AH HAH! I knew I hadn't made it up entirely. I just misremembered it was Mairkurion I was talking to instead of The Gentleman. So it follows along with me mixing up Sara Marie and Robot Chris, and TOZ and JMD031, and stale candy canes with edible treats.
Again, this would still probably be worrisome, but again, Wisdom=dump stat.
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Are you saying that you are confusing me with TOZ? I don't know whether or not to Blame Cosmo or Praise Sara Marie. So, I'll do both.
I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad confusing me for TOZ.
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I blame Cosmo for my 10 con fighter taking 5 points of con damage.
I also blame Cosmo for stats rolled in order giving my fighter 10 con.
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I just went to wrap up my belated christmas present for my boyfriend only to find out it had been mysteriously spirited away. How am I going to give it to him when it's not there? I blame Cosmo for figuring out how to kill two birds with one stone by deriving my boyfriend of gifts and making me look bad (read: worse) at the same time.
Are you saying that you are confusing me with TOZ?
Well, it's only been once so far. But I also confused you for JMD013 too.
I don't know whether or not to Blame Cosmo or Praise Sara Marie. So, I'll do both.
I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad confusing me for TOZ.
If Cosmo wants to take responsibility for my dementia or confess to having a second job testing new experimental equipment for Lacuna Inc., that's fine. But I knew going in that running with scissors in the Maelstrom would probably have side effects, so you should probably blame me.
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That goes against everything this thread stands for. And for that I blame Cosmo.
The case of the lost present has been solved! Turns out apparently my dad is a pawn of Cosmo's >_>
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Not nearly as frightening as being a prawn of Cosmo.
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And I just thought up something funny that is such poor taste I don't dare even post it in the Shunned thread... you're a very bad influence, Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for my Serpent's Skull group and I becoming sick of Smuggler's Shiv island.
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Prawn.Not nearly as frightening as being a prawn of Cosmo.
Ugh, I hated that movie.
I blame Cosmo for how sore my throat was after District 9 spent nearly three hours shoving its blatantly obvious message down it.
That is if they don't somehow burrow out, grow giant sized and seek revenge on me. If that happens that also will be Cosmos fault. Thinking about it I now feel afraid it might have been his plan all along.
You only have to worry if Cosmo has tested this attack before.
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Oh. Dude, you're screwed.
That is if they don't somehow burrow out, grow giant sized and seek revenge on me. If that happens that also will be Cosmos fault. Thinking about it I now feel afraid it might have been his plan all along.You only have to worry if Cosmo has tested this attack before.
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Oh. Dude, you're screwed.
AFFIRMATIVE.
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That is if they don't somehow burrow out, grow giant sized and seek revenge on me. If that happens that also will be Cosmos fault. Thinking about it I now feel afraid it might have been his plan all along.You only have to worry if Cosmo has tested this attack before.
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Oh. Dude, you're screwed.
I blame Cosmo for Microsoft Bob. (Yes, this was a real thing. Google/Wiki it.)
I also blame Cosmo for the teaching Steve Ballmer how to dance. (Definitely do not Google it unless you have a surplus of SAN.)
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Earlier today, I was doing slaadish things in slaadish ways in all the old chaotic places and then... everything went dark... like someone turned off the universe. Cosmo, was that you?!
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AUGH! It happened again!
Cosmo!
Wat R U doin?!
Cosmo!
Stahp! STAHP!
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Hmm, I notice all the posts I made today got deleted.
COSMO!!!
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Last night, I surfed onto Paizo to see what everyone was up to.
Paizo told me I no longer had an account with them.
I knew right away that it was ALL COSMO'S FAULT!
Acting quickly, I ran onto Twitter and Tweeted the Golem about what had happened. When I came back this morning, there was my account! Safe and sound!
It would appear that Cosmo realized that while deleting my account would have caused me untold amounts of panic and stress, without my account I could never complain about it to him, therefore robbing him of my life-giving sadness.
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I blame Cosmo for getting me sick.
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I blame Cosmo because I'm not sure whether pestering is an art or a science, and whether the Proteans could use the conflict over the issue to further destabilize the multiversal continuum.
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Here I am, just sitting here at the kitchen table leveling up my Monk when my Mother and Sister start going round and round. My sister is standing on the stairs behind me, my Mother is standing in the kitchen in front of me. I'm in the middle.
-_-
Things escalate to screaming and name calling. I hear, "Do you know how hard it was to tell you when I slept with [ex-boyfriend's name]"
*Loks back and forth between mother and sister*
"That's news to me!"
Then I reach over and grab my headset, plug it in and start listening to the RWBY soundtrack. After that, I open up a new tab in my browser.
*scrolls down*
*CLICK*
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I'm trying to play Mass Effect on my PC. I'd bought it on last Origin winter sale, along with ME 2 and 3. Of course i wanted to begin with the first, but problems starts when i finally installed it on my computer...
The game simply don't loads, and the Origin support don't have a clue why. I recurred to a crack, finally the game had loaded, but it asked for a cd-key. Origin didn't provide one on my purchase, and i can't find it anywhere. So, for the second time i recurred to illegality and found a random cd-key that served well.
But now the games freezes frequently, about 1 to 30 minutes of gameplay.
I blame Cosmo because he don't work at Origin, because if he did, surely my problem would be solved already! Damn you Cosmo!
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Actually your problems would just be starting...
I blame Cosmo for it STILL being Winter. I get it. Winter is cold, stop reminding me already.
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I blame Cosmo for exams and real life. Why can't I just spend all my time playing games?