On topic

[ulgulanoth]

this thread is to stay on topic no matter what!

so... what's the topic of this thread again?

[Twin Agate Dragons]

ulgulanoth wrote:

this thread is to stay on topic no matter what!

so... what's the topic of this thread again?

staying on top(ic)

[ulgulanoth]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

this thread is to stay on topic no matter what!

so... what's the topic of this thread again?

staying on top(ic)

never! i mean... thats not on topic!

[Kobold Catgirl]

So....who do you think's going to win the, um, Super...Ball...thing? Or is it the Flower Bowl? I forget.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So....who do you think's going to win the, um, Super...Ball...thing? Or is it the Flower Bowl? I forget.

I thought it was the Dust Bowl.

[Charlie Bell]

Red 5, stay... on... topic.......

[Freehold DM]

Charlie Bell wrote:

Red 5, stay... on... topic.......

You're too close!

[Xabulba]

What if the topic wants to get up?

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Xabulba wrote:

What if the topic wants to get up?

Then let it get it up.

[ulgulanoth]

you can't let the topic leave, it has to be restrained, gaged and bound... its dangerous i tell you

[Kobold Catgirl]

Look! Something random!

[Xabulba]

*Glues blond wig to topics head.*

"Now I make love to your face."

[CourtFool]

Lt. Columbo: "You know what bothers me?"

[Hannibal Lecter]

Xabulba wrote:

*Glues blond wig to topics head.*

"Now I make love to your face."

That's too creepy, even for me.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Stay on target...

[Cockapoo]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stay on target...

You need to lighten up Mr. Mairkurion. Maybe a little poodle love will help you. *Humps Mairkurion's leg*

[Freehold DM]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stay on target...

wrestles with controls of y-wing Loosen up!

[Roxie Lovemuffin]

Hello boys.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Freehold DM wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stay on target...

wrestles with controls of y-wing Loosen up!

Stay on target!

[The Stick of Darkness]

Use the Force Luke.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Cockapoo wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stay on target...

You need to lighten up Mr. Mairkurion. Maybe a little poodle love will help you. *Humps Mairkurion's leg*

*Activates poodle removal droid (PR-D 34) while dodging the fire from the turrets on the surface of the Death Star.*

[Luke Skywalker]

The Stick of Darkness wrote:

Use the Force Luke.

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Dick Cheney]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stay on target...

Targets have always been my strong suit.

*aims at Mairkurion*

BLAM!

*shoots Freehold DM in the face*

[Cannon Lawyer]

KA-BOOM!

[Freehold DM]

Cannon Lawyer wrote:

KA-BOOM!

Y-wing evaporates into shards of metal and plumes of flame

[CourtFool]

Humps PR-D 34.

Oooo! Oooo! Yeah!

[Cosmo]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stay on target...

wrestles with controls of y-wing Loosen up!

Stay on target!

Gold Five to OP, lost Mairkurion, lost Freehold DM.

[Moff Rimmer]

Charlie Bell wrote:

Red 5, stay... on... topic.......

Look at the size of that thing...

[Xabulba]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Charlie Bell wrote:

Red 5, stay... on... topic.......

Look at the size of that thing...

That's what the topic said.

[Moff Rimmer]

Xabulba wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Charlie Bell wrote:

Red 5, stay... on... topic.......

Look at the size of that thing...

That's what the topic said.

But at that speed will the topic be able to pull out in time?

[Xabulba]

Red 5 pulls out of topic. A fustrated topic could not be reached for comment.

[ulgulanoth]

that's not on topic....

[Urizen]

<waves hand>

This is not the topic you're looking for.

[Xabulba]

Urizen wrote:

<waves hand>

This is not the topic you're looking for.

This isn't the Topic we're looking for.

[Cpt. Caboodle]

The Stick of Darkness wrote:

Use the Force Luke.

I would, but what the heck is a "Force Luke"?

[Tom Baumbach]

Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

I would, but what the heck is a "Force Luke"?

Kinda like a Force Pike, but with a mop of sandy blonde hair at the end, and it whines when you swing it. (Also, power converters.)

[Callous Jack]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So....who do you think's going to win the, um, Super...Ball...thing? Or is it the Flower Bowl? I forget.

*punt*

[taig]

I like topical ointments.

[Callous Jack]

ulgulanoth wrote:

that's not on topic....

That's no moon...

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

Callous Jack wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So....who do you think's going to win the, um, Super...Ball...thing? Or is it the Flower Bowl? I forget.

*punt*

Very good punt Lord Callous. The distance KC traveled might have beaten your poodle punting record.

[Callous Jack]

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So....who do you think's going to win the, um, Super...Ball...thing? Or is it the Flower Bowl? I forget.

*punt*

Very good punt Lord Callous. The distance KC traveled might have beaten your poodle punting record.

I guess Kobolds are more aerodynamic.

[Urizen]

What's the air speed velocity of an unladden kobold?

[June Cleaver]

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So....who do you think's going to win the, um, Super...Ball...thing? Or is it the Flower Bowl? I forget.

*punt*

Very good punt Lord Callous. The distance KC traveled might have beaten your poodle punting record.

I guess Kobolds are more aerodynamic.

Don't punt little Kobold like that!

Spoiler:

Use a trebuchet.

[taig]

Urizen wrote:

What's the air speed velocity of an unladden kobold?

Fnord.

[Moff Rimmer]

The topics mostly come out at night ... mostly...

[Callous Jack]

Urizen wrote:

What's the air speed velocity of an unladden kobold?

An African or European kobold?

[Kang]

Urizen wrote:

What's the air speed velocity of an unladden kobold?

What do you mean? An African or European kobold?

Edit - Ack! C.J. beat me to it.

[Mike Welham]

CJ does a lot of beating.

[CourtFool]

She's lost that on topic feeling.

[CourtFool]

I could'a been on topic.